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Clips from Married with Children - The Camping Show (S03E03)

"Not this year, Al."
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"you just mess this house up."
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"Let's see..."
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"[SIGHS]"
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"Nah, that's more of a do-it-yourself job."
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"Here we go."
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"Here's the stuff you can do:"
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""caulk the windows,"
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"and if you have time,"
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"It's Kelly, Al."
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"Listen, Peg, I don't wanna do anything."
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"It's my week off."
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"But, honey, If you don't do these chores, who will?"
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"How about Sid and Nancy?"
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"Get that, Peg?"
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""Answer door.""
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"Ahhh..."
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"Good night, honey."
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"Ah, Steve, gee. Must be my lucky day."
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"[LAUGHS]"
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"Oh, listen, Al."
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"we were talking about going fishing on your week off?"
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"There are "no trespassing" signs everywhere."
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"There's a 7-Eleven 10 minutes away."
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"What do you think? What do I think?"
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"[HUMMING "DUELING BANJOS"]"
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"[HUMMING "DUELING BANJOS"]"
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"[HUMMING]"
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"[HUMMING]"
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"Shh! Wake up Peg,"
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"she'll want some too."
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"How long do we have the cabin for?"
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"Five whole days."
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"Now, listen, Al, this cabin cost me $250."
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"Hey, don't apologize to me, Steve."
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"If I'm going for free, I've no right to complain."
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""Dear Peg..."
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""By the time you read this,"
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""I guess this is goodbye."
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"Love, Al.""
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""Al.""
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"Shh!"
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"Hi, Steve, Marcy."
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"Steve, aren't you afraid she'll find out about the trip?"
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"What kind of a guy do you think I am?"
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"Like I'd really go away for a week without my wife."
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"Time to go!"
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"PEGGY: Marcy, i-is that you?"
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"Yeah! Come on, wake the kids, we're going fishing!"
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"Shh! Not so loud. You'll wake up Al."
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"[GASPS]"
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"Oh, I love it. It's so rustic."
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"[SNIFFS DEEPLY]"
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"And the air smells great."
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"Yeah, well, get it while you can."
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"[SHUTTER CLICKS]"
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"[GRUNTING]"
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"Okay, Peg, this hair dryer is yours,"
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"and these cases of bottled water,"
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"Marcy, are yours..."
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"[PEGGY CHUCKLES]"
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"Even squid love their young."
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"What a dump."
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"Kelly, honey, let me explain something about fishing rods."
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"I didn't ask to come, and I didn't ask to be born."
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"Peg?"
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"Well, it's her time of the month, Al."
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"What the hell did we bring her for, then?"
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"Squeaked through another month, eh, Kel?"
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"Your mother."
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"Your father."
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"Now, look, Kelly,"
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"I just don't understand why it has to be now."
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"Go...away."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where's my room?"
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"This is it."
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"You mean there's no bedroom?"
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"Of course not. It's a cabin."
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"Hey, this place cost me and Steve"
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"a small fortune,"
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"and you're gonna like it."
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"Oh, come on, everybody, let's have fun."
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"I know. Let's go shopping."
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"where the men were chopping wood with their shirts off."
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"Well, you know what they say."
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"You can never have enough lumber."
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"I know what we can do."
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"We can collect leaves and arrowheads"
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"Yeah, then we'll all get naked"
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"and sing "This Land Is Your Land.""
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"I don't know about you, Steve. I'm going fishing."
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"What do you say to this?"
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"Oh, no."
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"What is it, Al?"
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"Periods, Steve."
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"Three of 'em."
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"All three at once."
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"What did they do, give it to each other?"
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"Actually, it's an interesting phenomenon"
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"and most of the women wound up menstruating at the same time."
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"What should we do now?"
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"Eat!"
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"It's clean."
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"You see why I never go anywhere with her?"
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"What women need at a time like this"
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"is compassion, love, and understanding."
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"partners through strife."
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"Fine."
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"and about the time you wore that gray sweater."
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"I hate that sweater."
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"I hate you, Steve."
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"Everything about you."
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"every move you make."
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"You, sir, stink!"
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"[SOBBING] I feel so bloated and so ugly."
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"[SQUEAKING] Well, Marcy's okay."
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"Bud, go over"
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"Dad, I don't even like her."
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