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Clips from Married with Children - The Camping Show (S03E03)

"not to care about you."
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"This year, you're going to do all those things"
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""consummate marriage.""
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""do the laundry..."
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"fix the toilet, clean the gutters,""
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"Both Bud and Nancy?"
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"Yes, them."
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"Why, did they raise the minimum wage?"
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"Remember last week,"
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"Well, I rented us a cabin"
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"It's just the way wilderness should be."
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"if she hears me having a good time,"
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""there will be nothing you can do about it."
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""I was called away on an emergency fishing trip."
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""I'll be away a week."
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""I wouldn't blame you if you took the kids and left me,"
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"Where's Peggy?"
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"Come on, Peg!"
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"Once Al settles in, the shoes come off."
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"Oh."
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"[THUDDING]"
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"And I believe this hernia is mine."
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"[SHUTTER CLICKS]"
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"It's a beautiful cabin, Steve."
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"Great job, Mr. Rhoades."
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"[CLATTER]"
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"When you throw them down, you break them."
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"Then Daddy can't fish."
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"If Daddy can't fish, he's stuck with Mommy."
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"If Daddy's stuck with Mommy, nobody leaves here alive."
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"Now, kids, let's leave the insults at home, huh?"
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"I came up here for a good time."
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"Now, I understand why you have to do this."
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""Go away, Daddy.""
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"It's an outhouse."
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"Let's go on a nature hunt."
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"I'm with you, buddy."
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"Just us men, eh, Mr. Rhoades?"
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"Yeah, you said it."
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"[THUD]"
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"Hey, girls!"
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"that happens quite often."
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"I read they did a study of a girls' college dormitory,"
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"Hey, Peg, you know the deal, we catch 'em, you clean 'em!"
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"Ahhh..."
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"[CHUCKLING SOFTLY]"
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"Now, Al, let's not panic."
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"Partners through life..."
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"Marcy...let's talk."
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"Let's talk about 14 months ago"
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"when I wanted to see that movie and you were too tired,"
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"Every breath you take,"
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"and say something nice to your sister."
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"Who does? Just go."
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"[THWACK] BUD: Ooh!"
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"Back before men, women didn't have periods."
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"Gee, it would have been nice to live then."
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"That's true,"
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"We're in some major-league trouble here, men."
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"I'm a dead man."
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"Let's go to bed. Let them suffer."
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"Oh..."
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"Let's pretend Bud's a man and kill him."
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"quiet as you please,"
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"when all of a sudden, the ground started shaking"
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"It was a bear."
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"Those are my Mercedes!"
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"What do they want? We have no food."
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"Let me talk to your father alone."
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"No, Al, when they're...cycling."
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"Well, then, our women they shall have."
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"Oh, Peg!"
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"Oh, and chocolate."
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"Gee, I--"
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"I'd hate to interrupt him right now."
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"You know, in the old days,"
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"So I've heard."
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"And in here, we have some of the seven dwarfs..."
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"So I'd say it's safe to say that this day's shot."
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"More hot water for breakfast, anyone?"
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"Well, I guess I'll turn in, then."
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"And that cougar who went in through the sunroof"
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"only looks like he's driving,"
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"because I've got the keys."
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"you...are an idiot."
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"I was home,"
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"Steve, give me the keys to your car."
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"I'm gonna go for help."
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"There are animals all over the car, Al."
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"Now, I need a weapon."
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"Dad."
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"won't the animals stick to you?"
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"That's what the mighty horns are for, son."
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"That should end it right there."
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"God, you're sexy."
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"Lock the door behind me, son."
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"I can't watch, I have to clean."
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"The wolf is closing in. [SNARLS]"
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"Al ducks behind a tree."
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"Oh. He's in trouble."
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"Oh, no!"
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"[GROWLS]"
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"Thanks for inviting us, Steve."
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"Aw."
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"Another great meal, Peg."
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"You know, honey, you're incredible."
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"You ignore the children, you neglect the house,"
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"and still you find time"
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"How do you do it?"
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"[LAUGHS]"
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"You know, it's times like these"
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"I'd like to take you upstairs"
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"and plug that hole in the roof."
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"[BOTH LAUGHING]"
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"Now, listen, Peg, my week off starts tonight,"
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"so if there's any place you ever wanted to go,"
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"get the kids, pack up, and, uh, see you in a week."
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