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Clips from Seinfeld - The Wallet (S04E04)

"Hey, Morty."
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"Hey, Mr. Kramer."
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"- Hey, Mrs. Seinfeld. - Kramer, hi."
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"What happened to you?"
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"- What guy? - Crazy Joe Davola."
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"- Why? - Well, I was having this party..."
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"...and I didn't invite him, and then Jerry tipped him off."
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"I didn't know he wasn't invited."
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"Hey, these are very comfortable pants."
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"You know what I paid for these, Jerry?"
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"- So why did you say anything? - It was a mistake."
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"They're good around the house, and they're good for outside."
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"But the doctor says it's just a slight concussion."
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"What's the matter with this Davola guy?"
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"- He needs to be on medication. - Oh, yeah, yeah."
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"He's after Jerry now."
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"- Kramer. - He's what?"
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"- No. - Why's he after you?"
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"He's not after me."
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"Morty, do you hear this? Some crazy guy is after Jerry."
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"- I'll make a few phone calls. - Who you gonna call?"
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"What are you worried about?"
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"Doesn't like you? How could anyone not like you?"
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"- I know, it seems impossible. - Doesn't..."
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"Doesn't like you? How could that be?"
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"Ma, this may be hard for you to understand..."
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"...but I'm sure there are many people who do not like me."
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"Jerry, don't say that."
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"- It's true. - No, it isn't."
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"It's not true. You're a wonderful, wonderful boy."
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"Everybody likes you. It's impossible not to like you."
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"Morty?"
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"Maybe some people don't like him. I can see that."
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"- Kramer? - Yeah, I like him."
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"Hey, Jerry, what time you got?"
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"I haven't got my watch on. It's being fixed."
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"When are you getting it back?"
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"- Next week. - Next week?"
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"I said, how come it's taking so long?"
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"I don't know. They're backed up."
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"Wait a minute. Where did you take it?"
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"- Where did I take it? - Yeah."
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"Where did I take it?"
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"To that place on Columbus..."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah, I know the guy."
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"I take my stuff in there."
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"I can get your watch back by tomorrow morning."
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"No, I don't want you to say anything to him."
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"I don't want any special treatment."
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"Hey, I'm gonna get that watch back for you by tomorrow, buddy."
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"- Bring me the receipt. - I'll get that too."
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"Be right back."
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"Look, there's no watch. I threw it in the garbage can on the street."
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"My parents gave it to me, but I didn't like it."
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"- Yeah, all right. - All right."
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"Well, no..."
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"Oh, no..."
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"...he's got my calamine lotion."
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"He's got a thing on his ankle."
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"How could anyone not like him?"
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"Hi. Morty Seinfeld. I have a 2:00 appointment."
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"Yes, Mr. Seinfeld. Would you please fill this out?"
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"All this? This whole thing?"
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"I know, it's very long."
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"Look at this. It's a book."
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"Employer's address. Why do they need this?"
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"I never had a back problem..."
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"...until that night I slept on the convertible sofa."
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"- My back was fine. - Oh, it's not the sofa."
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"You stick up for that sofa like I'm criticizing a person."
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"We got it from Sullivan's. It's a good store."
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"Well, one day somebody's gonna sleep on that thing, and we'll get sued."
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"I hope this doctor knows what he's doing."
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"Leo."
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"I'm listening to Leo now."
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"You're lucky he got you this. You know what the waiting list is?"
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"Have you ever had a sexually transmitted disease?"
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"That's it."
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"Julie, you wanna take him back?"
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"You what? You passed?"
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"How could you do that?"
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"Jerry, my young friend..."
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"...you're so naive. You are so, so naive."
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"You know about a few things."
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"You know about comedy..."
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"...a little bit about relationships, some baseball..."
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"...but you're so far out of your element here, you're embarrassing yourself."
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"Now, listen to me. I'm negotiating."
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"Negotiation. This is what you do in business."
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"There are literally hundreds of people trying to get pilot deals with them."
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"They go with maybe five, okay? If we pass, that's it."
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"I'm scared."
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"We're lucky they're even interested in the idea in the first place."
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"We got a show about nothing."
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"With no story."
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"Do you think they're going, Maybe we should give those two guys..."
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"...who have no experience and no idea, more money?"
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"Oh, what are we gonna do? I'm shaking. I'm shaking."
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"- I think you're wrong. - We'll just see."
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"- Yes, we will. - Yes, we will."
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"- I just said that. - I know."
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"- Good for you. - Good for you."
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"- Well, George is an idiot. - Well, George..."
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"All right."
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"All right. Let's go already!"
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"They keep you in here a year. They don't give a damn."
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"I could die in here."
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"- Quiet. Everyone can hear you. - I've been waiting 20 minutes."
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"Well, the doctor must be busy."
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"Well, why do they make appointments for if they can't keep them?"
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"Hello, Mr. Seinfeld."
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"- I thought you forgot about me. - We didn't forget."
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"- What's wrong? - The Velcro."
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"I can't stand Velcro. That tearing sound."
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"I used to be in raincoats. I refused to put that in any of my lines."
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"Okay, Mr. Seinfeld, please come this way. We need some x-rays."
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"Oh, hey, by the way..."
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"...do you want a box of Cuban cigars?"
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"I smoked one last night. I got nauseous."
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"No, I don't want them."
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