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Clips from The Simpsons - Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire (S01E01)

"And then I want a Goop Monster."
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"a decent home and a loving father who would do anything for you."
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"Get a load of that quote-unquote Santa."
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"Hey, Milhouse, I dare you to sit on his lap."
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"- I dare you to yank his beard off. - Ah, touche."
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"Oh, I will when Mrs. Claus' sisters get outta town."
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"Hey, Santa, what's shakin', man?"
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"What's your name, Bart... ner? Uh, little partner?"
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"I didn't get my bonus this year."
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"Now, let's not get mushy, son."
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"I still have a job to do."
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"the satisfaction of payday."
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"Receiving a big fat check for a job well done."
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"Come on, son. Let's go cash this baby and get presents for--"
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"Thirteen bucks? Hey, wait a minute."
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"That's right. $120 gross."
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"- less Santa training... - Santa training?"
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"less costume purchase, less beard rental, less Christmas club."
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"- But-- But-- - See ya next year."
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"Thirteen bucks?"
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"Springfield Downs, here I come!"
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"- What? - you heard me."
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"I'm goin' to the dog track."
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"I got a hot little puppy in the fourth race."
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"I may be a total washout as a father, but I'm not gonna take my kid..."
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"Come on, Simpson. The dog's name is Whirlwind."
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"If TV has taught me anything,"
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"it's that miracles always happen to poor kids at Christmas."
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"It happened to Tiny Tim, it happened to Charlie Brown,"
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"I doubt it, Bubbles. We'll be sad little elves this Christmas."
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"- Where's your husband? - Yeah. It's getting late."
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"Said he went caroling with Bart."
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"We're in the money, we're in the money"
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"I can't believe I'm doing this."
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"you know the tradition, son. Not till the eighth race."
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"Number Six. That's our lucky dog right over there."
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"He's won his last five races."
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"Come on, Dad. They're all scrawny little bags of bones."
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"Attention, racing fans, we have a late scratch..."
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"in the fourth race."
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"Once again, Sir Galahad has been replaced by Santa's Little Helper."
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"- Don't you believe in me, son? - Uh--"
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"Come on, boy. Sometimes your faith is all that keeps me going."
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"Oh, go for it, Dad."
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"That's my boy! Eveything on Santa's Little Helper."
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"It's so typical of the big doof us to spoil it all."
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"- What, Aunt Patty? - Oh, nothing, dear."
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"I'm just trashing your father."
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"because aside from the fact he has the same frailties as all human belings."
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"Therefore, he is my model of manhood,"
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"and my estimation of him will govern the prospects of my adult relationships."
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"So I hope you bear in mind that any knock at him is a knock at me,"
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"and I'm far too young to defend myself against such onslaughts."
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"Come on, Bart."
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"- Go! Come on, boy! - Go! Come on, get that rabbit!"
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"And with a lock on last place, it's Santa's Little Helper."
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"- Come on, you stupid dog! Come on! - Go, go!"
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"Doesn't seem possible, but I guess TV has betrayed me."
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"I don't wanna leave till our dog finishes."
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"Hey, hey, Simpson! What'dl tell you?"
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"Whirlwind! Let's go, Daria."
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"- you came in last for the last time!"
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"Oh, can we keep him, Dad, please?"
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"Hmm. Maybe I should call the police."
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"- What? What the-- Who the-- - Look, eveybody,"
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"- I have a confession to make. - This should be good."
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"I didn't get my Christmas bonus."
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"but no matter what I did--"
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"- Hey, eveybody, lookwhat we got!"
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"- God bless him. - So love at first sight is possible."
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"Oh, this is the best gift of all, Homer!"
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"- What's his name? - Number 8--"
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"-I'm warning you two! - Then one foggy Christmas Eve"
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"Uh, Rudolph get your nose over here"
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"Are met in thee tonight"
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"Now presenting Lisa Simpson..."
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"Uh, medley of holiday "flavorites.""
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"" First, the sadness. Our little cat Snowball..."
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"All right, children, let me have those letters."
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"Somehow I doubt that Homer is excited."
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"- Good one, Dad."
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"Okay, kids, prepare to be dazzled."
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"- One " Mother," please."
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"Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm."
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"- Oh, and one more thing."
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"Huh?"
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"- Huh? Oh. I love you, Marge. - you tell me that all the time."
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"A six-pack. Oh! Only 4.99."
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"Ooh! Pads of paper."
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"Ho ho ho. Ho ho ho."
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"you just tell them Santa's vey busy this time of year,"
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"Homer, why are you seven hours late?"
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"Sleighbells ring"
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"Aw, son, you don't need all that junk."
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"Hey, I couldn't afford lunch. Give me a bite of that donut."
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"I hope you feel better, Santa."
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"- Cover for me, Elfie. - I didn't know it was you."
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"you must really love us to sink so low."
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"Damn it to--"
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"What? That scrawny little bag of bones?"
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"Number 8, Sir Galahad will be replaced by Santa's Little Helper."
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"- Hip hip hooray! - Yay!"
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"he's the only father I have."
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"- Come on, Santa's Little Helper! - Come on, dog! Go, man, go!"
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"A Simpson."
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"and frighten prowlers."
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"- you would even say it glows - Like a light bulb!"
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"- What is it, Flanders? - Do you think this looks okay?"
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"But, Mom, I thought you'd like it."
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"and we must insist on a cash payment up front."
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"Well, which ones are yours and which ones are mine?"
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"I'm sure you've already got something much more important--"
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"Ah, son, one day you're gonna know..."
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"Ten-to-one shot. Money in the bank."
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"Hey, Moldy, do you think Santa will be able to find..."
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"Dog O'War coming up fast on the outside."
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"And if you ever saw it"
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"and they shouted out with glee"
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"Allright! Thirteen bigones!"
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"ElfCounty under all this snow?"
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