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Clips from The Simpsons - Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire (S01E01)

"You'll go down in history"
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"And if he runs away, he'll be easy to catch."
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"that we've been able to increase safety here at the plant..."
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"What? Why? Oh, yeah."
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"- Go, go, Santa's Little Helper! Run! - Go, go, go!"
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"- Join in any reindeergames -Like strippoker!"
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"Ah, the fourth grade will now favor us with a melody--"
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"- Come back here!"
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"I mean, Santa's Little Helper."
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"- Yes? - Well, I would--"
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"Ho ho-- D'oh!"
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"Well, I wish you wouldn't..."
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"I tried not to let it ruin Christmas for eveybody,"
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"Ooh, it's Lisa! That's ours."
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"And now "Santas of many lands,""
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"We're happy tonight"
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"you can't get anything for 13 bucks."
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"-Bart! - All of the other reindeer"
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"In the lane"
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"Bart, did you hear that?"
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"- Come on, Santa's Little Helper! - Come on, dog! Go, man, go!"
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"O'er the fields we go"
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"-Excuse me. Pardon me."
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"The joker got awa--"
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"It says it's for dogs, but she can't read."
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"Nixon."
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"- What do you think, kids?"
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"The best any family ever had."
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"- Homer! - A word with you in Santa's workshop."
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"Pantyhose. Practical and alluring."
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"- I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you? - I'm jolly Old St Nick."
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"Maybe this is just for suspense before the miracle happens."
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"But to keep the family from missing out on Christmas,"
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"Here comes Screwy the mechanical rabbit."
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"Yeah, you're right."
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"Oh, no, you don't! No, no! Get away from me! Uh-uh!"
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"- Oh, he'll sober up. - Yeah. Come staggering home."
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"- Homer!"
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"- Like Shnozzola! -Lisa!"
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"Then all the reindeer loved him"
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"What a name! Santa's Little Helper!"
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"I am Hotseiosha, a japanese priest who acts like Santa Claus."
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"" Maggie is walking by herself,"
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"and it makes you look so dangerous."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"And now our boss and friend Mr. Burns."
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"I don't deserve you as much as a guy with a fat wallet..."
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"Um, Dasher."
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"Not a word, Marge. I'm heading straight for the tub."
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"A beautiful sight"
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"I can't believe those kids are falling for it."
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"Less Social Security, less unemployment insurance,"
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"to a sleazy dog track on Christmas Eve."
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"- Oh, no! - Oh, brother."
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"Mm-hmm. Go watch your cartoon show, dear."
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"But he's a loser! He's pathetic! He's--"
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"A dog! All right, Dad!"
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"- Santa came to say - Take it, Homer!"
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"Had a very shiny nose"
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"Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer"
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"-Like Attila the Hu-- - You little--"
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"Are you listening"
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"Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer"
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"They never let poor Rudolph"
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