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Clips from Black-Ish (2014) - Family (S01E01)

"Jack, get down here now!"
Black-Ish (2014)
"I'm looking in the oven. I've totally lost it."
Black-Ish (2014)
"What? Outside?"
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"See? This is what I went through at the store."
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"Yeah, but now it's different. It's me."
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"Damn it, Jack!"
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"He was so cute, so, so full of promise."
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"(GIGGLING)"
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"Here I am! You couldn't find me."
Black-Ish (2014)
"Dad, you walked right by me three times."
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"but you didn't because you were crying so loud."
Black-Ish (2014)
"You see how much worry you caused in this house?"
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"- POPS: Whoa, son, son. - Yeah."
Black-Ish (2014)
"You don't want to whup a child just before he goes to school."
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"tears all over the leather seats?"
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"Good point, Pops."
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"When I get home, I'm gonna whip your behind."
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"Now you have to think about that all day,"
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"Come on. We're going to your room."
Black-Ish (2014)
"You think about that all day, young man. You hear me, mister?"
Black-Ish (2014)
"But little did I know, there was a conspiracy afoot."
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"Okay, we have to figure something out."
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"Yeah, you really messed it up for all of us."
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"Why did you hide again?"
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"'Cause I'm a really good hider."
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"Our only hope is for a gubernatorial pardon."
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"Mom could save us."
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"Duh."
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"So, what do I have to do?"
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"I got it."
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"Now, tell me what you see."
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"Hi, me!"
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"Okay, do you not understand what's going to happen?"
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"You are going to get beaten by Dad with a belt."
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"Ignore him."
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"Tell me what we should do."
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"- I need this. - Okay."
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"all weapons to use against Mom when you're killing her with cuteness."
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"Not bad."
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"So, do you think you can do it?"
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"Are you kidding? I don't know how not to do it."
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"Okay, you guys, look."
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"And that's $ 7 million in revenue."
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"Did you beat your son yesterday?"
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"You did hear me say $ 7 million in revenue, right?"
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"That is your name on the wall."
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"But I am whupping my son's ass tonight."
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"We?"
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"Yeah, we all voted yesterday while you were asleep after lunch."
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"But I am not embarrassed by the fact that I'm gonna whip my son's ass."
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"(ALL TALKING AT ONCE)"
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"DRE: So I had no support at work,"
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"We can't spank Jack."
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"- What? - We can't spank Jack."
Black-Ish (2014)
"Who got to you?"
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"Jack, don't cozy up to me. I'm still angry with you."
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"I'm your little man."
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"while cuddling on the couch together?"
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"I love you and your cooking, Mommy."
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"No. No. No. No. No. Bow, you can't look in his eyes!"
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"He's like the chupacabra."
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"BOW: I had to!"
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"He said there was something in his eye, and there was."
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"It was one of his long and beautiful eyelashes. Don't beat him!"
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"DRE: Bow, calm down! BOW: Okay."
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"The boy still thinks hiding is a game, and he has to learn his lesson."
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"BOW: Okay."
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"You're right. You're right. We can do this."
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"You weren't cute enough."
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"Yeah, what's up, Pops?"
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"- I want to show you something. - Mmm-hmm."
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"- Oh, my God. - (CHUCKLES)"
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"Is that that piece of Hot Wheels track you used to beat me with?"
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"Relax, son. I-I want you to have it."
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"It's really the perfect thing."
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"than beating someone with something they love."
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"Jack does not love that, Pops."
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"Hell, kids don't even play with those anymore."
Black-Ish (2014)
"Well, beat him with something I love, then."
Black-Ish (2014)
"How many White Russians have you had?"
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"Okay, now, look,"
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"I may need you to block the door, because Jack is real slippery."
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"All right, kind of quick. Rodent-fast."
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"Wait, wait, wait. Did you just compare our son to a rat?"
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"I didn't say rat, I said rodent,"
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"which includes your squirrels, your chipmunks, your prairie dogs..."
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"- Focus, woman! Focus! - BOW: Okay, you're right."
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"You're right."
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"Really, 'cause I heard that..."
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"Move."
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"You're not spanking my brother."
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"- Wha... - ANDRE: Yeah."
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"(HISSING)"
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"If you whup Jack, you have to whup all of us."
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"Fine, I'll whup all four of you."
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"- Okay. Um... - Mmm-hmm."
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"Uh-oh. Junior, you picked a bad day to wear shorts."
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"All of you are getting an ass-whupping if Jack isn't in my room in five minutes."
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"Guys, that's like 300 Mississippis."
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"A quadruple ass-whupping?"
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"- Oh, I don't. - Oh."
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"- But it's not gonna come to that. - Oh, it's not?"
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"- Mmm-mmm. - Oh."
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"What do you mean? You're selling me out?"
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"We're not exactly selling you out."
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"We created an algorithm to reduce collateral damage."
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"What does that mean?"
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"We're selling you out."
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"Even you, Diane? You're my twin."
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"Look, friend, we're not identical."
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"(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"Perfect."
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"What are you looking at?"
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"(WHIMPERS)"
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"I don't think I can do this."
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"I don't think you should do this."
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"We were wrong."
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"I don't think we should re-introduce whupping into this house."
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"What's the worst thing that could happen if we don't whup him?"
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"I'm homeless because you didn't whup me."
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