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Clips from Black-Ish (2014) - Family (S01E01)

"So, let's not whup him."
Black-Ish (2014)
"It'd be nice for him to have a dog."
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"I don't know."
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"Plus, you know what?"
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"I honestly don't think Jack is responsible enough"
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"to take care of a dog."
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"God, I hate this. It's not who I am."
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"- Well, it's who I am! - BOW: No."
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"- I'm gonna do you a favor, son. - (BELT SNAPS)"
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"Hey, Pops."
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"I'm not gonna let you spank my son."
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"DRE: So, this is where we started."
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"I'm about to whup my kid because I love him"
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"and I don't want anything bad to happen to him."
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"Wait a minute."
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"How messed up is that?"
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"Look, dude."
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"I know you think it's funny,"
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"All right, you can't do this to me. Do you understand?"
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"Yes."
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"Are you looking for hiding places right now?"
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"Yes."
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"What is wrong with you?"
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"We keep telling you that you can't do this,"
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"but yet you keep doing it."
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"I'm really disappointed in you, Jack."
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"(SOBBING)"
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"Daddy said I disappointed him!"
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"Aw, come here to pa-pa, baby boy."
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"I told you to spank him, not crush his spirit."
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"Oh, I'm so screwed."
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"Uh, I'm gonna go clean my room."
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"Yeah, good idea."
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"I'm gonna... I'm gonna tell Dad he's handsome and that I love him."
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"I owe Pops 50 bucks!"
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"DRE: So it turns out, I had another tool in my arsenal"
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"that's a lot more valuable than a belt, my opinion."
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"Go figure."
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"- Hey, babe. - BOW: Hey."
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"I'm so proud of you."
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"- Yeah? Thanks. - Yeah."
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"Spanking's not for us."
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"No. No, it is not."
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"Not unless Jack pulls another stunt like this,"
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"and then I will light that ass up."
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"- Whew. - (CHUCKLES)"
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"Like a Christmas tree."
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"Or..."
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"- Good one, babe. - (CHUCKLES)"
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"- Babe? - Uh-huh?"
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"And the beauty of it is you're never safe."
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"So, take this, for example."
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"Looks pretty innocent, but what am I going to do?"
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"Or this."
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"Or am I going to"
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"dry some tears? (CHUCKLES)"
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"Your turn."
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"Am I gonna fry some bacon?"
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"Yes. Lesson over."
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"What have I done?"
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"DRE: Remember the ass I mentioned earlier?"
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"and then you're here in two seconds when I accidentally steal a clutch?"
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"You'd just be sitting there, minding your own business,"
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"Okay, this is very serious!"
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"and we need to follow through."
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"- Whoa, whoa, whoa. No! - Terrible!"
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"He's not in the guesthouse."
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"Baby, maybe he got snatched. I mean, people are crazy."
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"He was my favorite."
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"What the hell is wrong with you?"
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"Okay, let's go."
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"Me."
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"If we don't come up with a new marketing strategy"
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"You know, it may not seem like it, but I am embarrassed by those naps."
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"No one."
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"Oh, my God, you are wearing a bow tie."
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"Hi, Mommy."
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"Could we please look at my baby pictures"
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"Impossible."
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"What are we gonna do?"
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"Dre, can I talk to you for a minute?"
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"DRE: What are you doing?"
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"DRE: Wait. I can't wear this."
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"Dead man walking!"
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"I never know who I'm giving my half-eaten sandwich to."
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"What are you all talking about? Quit stalling."
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"My kids actually care what I think about them."
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"Something else that lights up."
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"And the beginning usually starts with someone acting a complete ass."
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"- Go! Go! - Yes, ma'am."
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"So, you're not gonna get a whupping."
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"That's my boy."
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"You know, I don't think that's appropriate workplace conversation."
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"Whoa."
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"Am I going to dry some dishes?"
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"What the hell?"
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"I mean, there's nothing better"
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"DRE: I'm gonna go ahead and fast-forward again"
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"Oh, no."
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"Well, you know what? I'm keeping it!"
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"I'm not whupping Jack, Pops. All right?"
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"Oh."
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"Oh, no, it happened. Whupping's back."
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"Ow!"
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"Crying in the car,"
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"but at least I knew Bow was standing strong."
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"I am not spanking him."
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"No offense, Tanya."
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"He's not under the dining room table."
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"Mmm."
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"Ow!"
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"- I'm gonna whup him for you. - What?"
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"I think it's very important that they see this."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"- Hmm. - Mmm."
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"- I couldn't think of anything. I panicked. - I see."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"because I don't think you can say these things to a child."
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"It was the Thursday of a leap year."
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