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Clips from Black-Ish (2014) - Family (S01E01)

"Well, every whupping usually has a beginning, middle, and an end."
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"Jack! Jack! Where are you, Jack?"
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"But I think it's a good reminder to all of us"
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"(CRYING) Mommy loves you! Oh, God."
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"DRE: He'd hidden again."
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"It was a game to him."
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"Were you hiding?"
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"Were you hiding in there?"
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"You scared the hell out of me."
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"Let me play it back for you."
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"- Let's go. - DRE: Can you believe her?"
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"BOW: I thought our son was gone!"
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"That's how he got his name. Pops."
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"and then, out of no place, pop! For no good reason."
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"Because you're the spanker, Dre."
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"Well, it's not my fault"
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"And the belt was black!"
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"Not even about the color of my tears? They were red!"
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"(SHOUTS)"
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"Okay, don't be mean. He's scared."
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"Well, I mean, I'm 13 now."
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"and, if all else fails, relocation."
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"Might've held on to my Lincoln."
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"You're just messing with me, right?"
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"DRE: As Pops continued to make a strong case"
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"for why he shouldn't be left alone with children,"
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"I started to wonder"
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"where everyone else came down on spanking."
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"So, it's really a campaign that focuses on what's important,"
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"- (CHUCKLES) - (APPLAUSE)"
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"Were any of you spanked as kids?"
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"Indian ones are smaller, but still, it was a rolling pin."
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"- Hey, what do they do to kids in China? - Uh, no idea."
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"that are beating their kids are beating our ass."
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"What are you, a monster?"
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"Who does that?"
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"DRE: Was I a monster?"
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"Was I wrong for even considering spanking my kid?"
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"It's not up to them. It's our decision."
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"you should have beat him while you were at the store, all right."
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"if I just give him a stern talking-to."
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"Has anyone seen Jack? I can't find him anywhere."
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"- BOW: Jack! - He's not upstairs!"
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"Oh, sorry, guys."
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"Gotcha!"
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"I thought you could hear me giggling,"
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"You know what? I'm about to whup your ass."
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"You know what, son?"
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"about how when I get home, I'm gonna whip your behind."
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"DRE: So, I was resolved to whup that boy."
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"I'm back in the whuppin' window."
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"Jack re-opened my window!"
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"Oh, why is she like this?"
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"Just tell us what you mean."
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"That face, that smile, that afro,"
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"DRE: Even though I was resolute, forces were trying to break me down."
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"in the next 20 minutes, we're gonna lose our client."
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"- Question. - Yes."
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"So, that's a yes?"
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"I thought we agreed you weren't whupping your son's ass."
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"(SNORING)"
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"All right? The kid needs it."
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"- Let me help you, Mommy. - (SIGHS)"
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"Yes! That is your world-famous lasagna I smell."
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"Okay."
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"If we back out now, we might as well go up there and tell our kids"
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"that their mommy and daddy are punk-ass bitches."
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"This is going to happen!"
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"The whupping is a go!"
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"We have one last move."
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"Recognize this?"
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"You kept that all these years, huh?"
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"Every time I got ready to throw it out, you'd do something stupid."
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"I love this because I used to beat you with it."
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"Irrelevant. But a lot. (SNIFFS)"
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"Oh, they're all so cute, like him."
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"Chupacabra, chupacabra."
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"Also probably a rodent."
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"You're not spanking her brother."
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"- Who's going first, huh? - (BELT SNAPS)"
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"I'm serious."
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"We better go."
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"I don't think you have the cardio stamina for that."
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"Oh!"
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"(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"Jack, go stand over there."
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"And all those clothes aren't gonna protect you."
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"What's the worst thing that could happen if we do?"
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"I'm homeless because you whupped me."
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"I hate when homeless people have dogs."
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"That's true."
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"Bow, get the other children."
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"Sit down."
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"You can never hide again."
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"but you're my little man, and it's terrifying."
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"I didn't mean to disappoint you, Daddy."
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"Your daddy is a monster."
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"(BREATHES DEEPLY) I love you, Dad!"
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"Dad actually did it."
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"No, baby. Like Vegas from a plane."
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"- Oh, no, no, no, I got one! I got one! - Okay."
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"Like a fireworks display."
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"We're done doing that."
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"- No, I said that... - No, we're done."
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"Am I gonna whip up some eggs?"
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"Or am I going to whip some ass?"
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"Or am I gonna cave your skull in?"
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"DRE: This is me about to whup my son."
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"How the hell did we get here?"
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"DRE: Not her."
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"Oh, my God, you guys! My son is gone!"
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"He's been kidnapped!"
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"He's little. He's black. He's really cute!"
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"Who wouldn't kidnap him? It was only a matter of time!"
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"- Ma'am... - He's very small!"
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"- Ma'am, calm down. - Calm down? Listen to me!"
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"DRE: I'm gonna fast-forward"
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"through what my wife said to Officer Hernandez."
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"It doesn't show her in the most flattering light."
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