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Clips from Black-Ish (2014) - Family (S01E01)

"that you never tell a frantic black woman"
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"to "calm down.""
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"You got to go find my... What are you doing?"
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"Jack!"
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"Jack, where are you?"
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"(CRYING) Oh, God! Jack!"
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"Here he is, our son."
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"A game we all hated,"
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"called "Jack's missing and may be in a white van with no windows. ""
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"I found him! He's okay!"
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"Oh, God. Oh, my God!"
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"DRE: Everyone's okay. Whew!"
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"I love a happy ending."
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"Did you not hear me calling your name?"
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"When we get home, your father is going to spank you!"
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"DRE: Did you hear what she just said?"
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"When we get home, your father is going to spank you!"
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"She got to be judge, jury, and made me executioner."
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"Not cool, Bow. Not cool."
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"- (ALARM BEEPING) - Oh, my God."
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"- Is that me? Oh, God. - Ma'am?"
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"- Oh! Oh! Oh, really? - Give me... Give me the bag, please."
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"Oh, I see. I see."
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"It takes you two hours to find a little black boy,"
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"That's right. I'm keeping it!"
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"Look, Pops used to spank me with a Hot Wheels track for sport."
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"BOW: You're not listening to me!"
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"This hiding thing has got to stop, and Jack needs to be taught a lesson."
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"Well, if you want to spank him so bad, why don't you do it yourself?"
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"I did it one time."
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"BOW: One more than me."
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"That's because you were eight months pregnant with the twins."
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"And you said if you spanked him, you would go into labor!"
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"that you have no idea how the human body works."
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"Bow, I can't do it again."
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"Spanking Junior put me in the bed for three days!"
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"He shed that one tear like Denzel in Glory,"
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"and I cried like Whoopi in Color Purple."
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"BOW: But that's not the point."
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"Because we said that we would punish him,"
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"No, you promised, now you want me to follow through."
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"Okay, I feel like you're blaming me for this."
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"I am blaming you for this! Bow, it's your fault!"
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"I can still remember Junior's face the day I spanked him."
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"I just hope the memory of that whupping has faded."
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"The air was crisp."
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"The sky was blue."
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"I don't want to hear any more!"
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"He should be. It's terrifying."
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"I mean, not for me. I'm too old to be spanked."
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"I've aged out."
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"Where'd you hear that, Junior?"
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"That means I'm out of the whupping window."
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"Yeah, but you still have an ass, don't you?"
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"That means you're still in the window."
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"My research shows we have legal options."
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"Emancipation, extrication,"
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"Damn, Diane. I wish I had you when I divorced Grandma."
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"I mean, nobody's gonna spank a ninth grader, right?"
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"(SCOFFS) What's age got to do with it?"
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"I spanked your daddy when he came home for the summer from college."
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"He was all, "Oh, I'm in college now. Listen to how smart my mouth is.""
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"I was like, pop!"
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"Okay, come on, Pops. We all know no one spanks anymore."
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"Oh, well, look who's sitting there all cocky"
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"Whupping don't care what you are."
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"Was I the only one dealing with this?"
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"lightbulbs and family."
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"Okay, speaking of family, I have a question."
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"Sure was."
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"My dad used to have a Rob Roy, then beat me with his dress shoe."
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"You know, my mom used to put rings on just to spank me."
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"My mom used to crack me in the skull with a rolling pin."
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"Good Lord, that's horrible!"
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"My parents didn't believe in spanking, and I turned out awesome."
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"I grew up in Torrance, and I'm Korean."
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"Who thinks they were better off being spanked?"
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"- Oh, totally. - I do. Definitely."
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"And this country is losing ground because we're no longer spanking."
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"Our kids are last in everything."
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"It's true, all the countries"
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"Well, I'm convinced."
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"I'm gonna spank my son."
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"- (GASPS) - That's a terrible idea."
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"Now, wait a minute."
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"- You were talking about your own child? - Yes."
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"Which one? The big one or the little one?"
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"- The little one. - JOSH: Oh, come on!"
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"Not Jack! He's our favorite!"
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"I thought you guys were all for spanking?"
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"In the abstract, yeah, but you don't hit your own child."
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"Yeah, we don't live in China."
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"Babe, you wouldn't believe how they turned on me"
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"when they heard that I was gonna hit Jack."
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"Hey, well, look, if you wanted to beat the boy so bad,"
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"Hey, there were shoes, there were hangers,"
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"an array of belts..."
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"Well, I couldn't do it at the store."
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"There were people everywhere."
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"DRE: What do you think the dressing rooms are for?"
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"They're private little beating booths."
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"Look, you missed your moment, Bow."
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"You just need to admit it. You don't want to be the bad guy."
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"I don't want to be the bad guy!"
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"I don't even like taking the last shrimp at a party,"
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"and you know how much I love crustaceans."
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"Oh, you do love crustaceans."
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"Look, I think I can get the same message across"
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"(DOOR CLOSES)"
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"Dad's just gonna talk to you."
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"Yes, a talk? That's nothing."
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"I could do that standing on my head."
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"I told you Dad was soft."
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"So, what should I wear to the whupping?"
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"Black 'cause it's a somber occasion?"
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"White 'cause you're whupping virgin ass?"
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"I'm gonna sit down and have"
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"a sensible, intelligent conversation with my son."
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"Diane is right. You are soft."
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"Oh, you've got to be kidding me."
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