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Clips from The Simpsons - Days of Wine and D'oh'ses (S11E11)

"a feisty Supreme Court justice, who's searching for his birth mother..."
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"while competing in a cross-country fire truck race."
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"Barney, you gotta fly us up there and save my kids."
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"I can't. I've never flown solo."
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"Barney, the call is from heroism."
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"Will you accept the charges?"
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"[ Groaning ]"
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"Where are you going? The fire's that way."
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"I know. I know. I haven't learned right turns yet."
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"- [ Shouts ] - Aaah!"
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"[ Tires Screeching ]"
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"I can't do this. My nerves are shot."
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"- [ Grunting ] - [ Horn Honking ]"
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"[ Tires Squealing ]"
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"- Beer! That's what I need! - Barney, no! Don't!"
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"Yes! I need it. [ Groans ]"
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"No! You've gotta be sober for this. Give me that."
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"[ Gulping ] Ew, it's warm."
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"- I'll- - [ Grunting ] Give me that."
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"I won't let you give up now when you worked so hard-"
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"[ Slurring ] to be the greatest pal in the world."
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"I love you."
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"Let's not lose touch after graduation."
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"[ Snoring ]"
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"You brave man."
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"You took six silver bullets for me."
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"Stay away from my wife. [ Mumbles ]"
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"I'm pretty sure fires can't climb trees."
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"- Ow! - Dad!"
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"[ Shouting ]"
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"- [ Grunting ] - [ Screams ] Get off!. Get off!."
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"[ Groans ]"
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"[ Grunting ]"
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"- Dad, help! - Help!"
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"All right, I'm comin'."
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"[ Both Shouting ]"
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"Let me know if you're gonna do that again, Homer."
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"[ Shouting ]"
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"No! You saved our lives."
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"I could do a lot of things if I had some money."
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"- What? - Now there's a picture."
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"[ Shutter Clicks ]"
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"Kids! The new phone books are here..."
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"- All right! - Whoa! Cool! Let me see!"
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"[ Screaming ]"
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"Isn't it adorable? I guess some baby pictures were on that old roll of film."
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"Oh, we'll be the laughingstock of the whole town."
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"Well, at least we won the bike."
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"Actually, I took the picture, so I gave my prize to the orphanage."
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"- What? - How could you?"
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"Just kidding. I would never do that."
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"[ Gasping ]"
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"- Well, I'm glad we're friends again. - Yeah."
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"It's not bad."
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"But at least I got that monkey off my back."
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"[ Gulping ] Ah."
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"[ Gulping ] Oh."
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"Ha, ha. Nobody gets away from Moe."
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"Nobody."
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"[ Steam Hissing ]"
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"[ Coughing ] Oh."
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"[ Laughs, Coughs ] Oh."
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"- [ Murmuring ] - Shh!"
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"[ Chorus ] # The Simpsons #"
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"DAYS OF WINE AND D'OH'SES"
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"[ Bell Ringing ]"
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"## [Jazzy Solo ]"
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"[ Tires Screeching ]"
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"[ All Screaming ]"
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"Ah, trash night. In France they call it ''la nuit de poubelle. ''"
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"In Germany it's ''crappenfest.''"
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"I can't believe it only comes 52 times a year."
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"And remember, the best stuff is usually deep in the garbage juice."
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"Lookee here! Cardy-board tubes!"
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"Now we can have indoor plumbin', just like they's got at the women's lockup."
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"They spoilt you, Brandine."
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"Sometimes I don't even know who you are anymore."
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"Especially when we send it to him piece by piece."
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"- [ Both Laughing ] - [ Groaning ]"
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"## [ Humming ]"
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"Shh! Quiet."
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"- [ Sniffing ] - Yeah."
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"[ Sniffing, Grunting ]"
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"- [ Screaming ] - Shoo, nerds! Shoo!"
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"[ Muttering ]"
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"Well, this muscle shirt's a pretty good find."
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"[ Sniffing ] Ooh, Italian."
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"[ Chuckles ] Hey, Vinnie. How's about a pizza?"
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"I got-a no job. [ Chuckles ]"
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"[ Gasps ] Mamma mia! Look what the Hawaiian restaurant threw out."
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"- [ Humming Continues ] - I don't remember the air in the kitchen being so wavy."
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"[ Sniffs ] Good lord! That's gas!"
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"[ Groans ] Hmm."
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"- Hmm? - [ Homer's Voice ] Behold!"
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"I am King Talkie Tiki!"
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"[ Screaming ]"
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"Hey, Flanders. Can your god do that?"
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"A-Actually, Homer, you and I worship the same god, so-"
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"- Do you know how dangerous that is? - Do not anger Talkie Tiki!"
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"I am all power-"
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"you're driving under the influence of bein' a jerk!''"
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"- [ Sighs ] - Hey, Barney, what's with the glum face?"
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"You know, it was my birthday last week and no one remembered."
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"- What are you, nuts? - I threw you a party at my house."
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"You lie! Why would I not remember my own-"
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"[ Gulps, Sighs ] birthday?"
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"[ Moe ] Oh, that's it, baby. All for Moe."
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"Oh, yeah, work the slot. Show me the package."
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"Whoa. [ Laughs ] That's-That's a project I'm workin' on. Sorry."
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"[ Bart ] Okay, Mom. We're rollin'."
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"I wrote a poem for Barney on this special occasion."
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"''Now that you're one year older, the time flew by so fast''-"
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"- Bart. - [ Bart Laughing ]"
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"Give me that. [ Groans ]"
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"I'm just sayin' that when we die..."
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"there's gonna be a planet for the French, a planet for the Chinese..."
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