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Clips from The Simpsons - Two Dozen and One Greyhounds (S06E06)

"Oh, my God! She's having babies!"
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"Oh, I'm sorry, girl. I thought you were just getting fat."
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"- Look, it's twins! - No, it's two sets of twins."
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"- Two sets of twins and a triplet. - Homer."
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"Homer, find a place for all these little miracles."
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"Oh, my. I've never seen anything like this."
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"How many more can there be?"
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"Twenty-three."
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"Twenty-four."
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"Twenty-five."
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"An army of dogs!"
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"No bully will ever touch me again."
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"Hey, jerkface."
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"You have the face of a jerk."
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"- All right, Simpson, you asked for... - Get him, boys."
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"Say, Jimbo..."
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"...hope I wasn't out of line with that "jerkface" crack."
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"Oh, Homie, aren't they adorable?"
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"He thinks he's one of the Models Inc."
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"Get that cat out of the way!"
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"Mom, why do I have to wear a flea collar?"
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"This time..."
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"Do you have a better idea?"
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"Yeah, they ate all my socks. I have to wear Lisa's to school today."
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"- No! - Mainly your mother."
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"Hello? Is anybody there?"
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"...I'm having a very, very important dinner party tonight."
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"Splendid. Who's coming?"
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"...and the regional director of the IRS."
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"The whole town will hear what a perfect evening this was."
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"- How nothing at all went wrong. - Simpson."
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"This evening has gone so flawlessly, I'm gonna forget..."
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"...that there's no need for that audit. - A toast to the Simpsons."
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"And to the delectable turkey..."
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"...that's walking around the table!"
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"Dear Lord, it's a demon bird."
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"Simpson! See you at reveille, 0500 tomorrow."
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"See you at the IRS."
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"Well, we sure could use a pooch to guard the flock at the Flanderosa."
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"We could use a new pet over at the home..."
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"...seeing how we accidentally killed that smart-mouthed bird."
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"Who's gonna have a big enough heart to take care of 25 puppies?"
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"...chasing my many cars..."
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"...drinking from my many toilets. - Who wouldn't?"
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"Mom, don't give the puppies to him. He'll be mean to them."
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"She's right, Homer. There's something about his face I don't trust."
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"...but you can't have these dogs. Am I fired?"
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"Oh, of course not."
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"They're your pets. You can do as you wish."
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"- My, he certainly took that well. - A little too well, if you ask me."
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"I'm sure he's plotting some brilliant scheme to get those puppies."
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"There you go. There you go. You too."
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"Honestly, sir, you don't put the effort into your schemes that you used to."
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"No, I'm not. No, I'm not."
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"Who can track them better than their mom and dad?"
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"Let's go find your babies."
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"Who knows what horrible things he's doing to those innocent little puppies."
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"There. Now, wasn't that heavenly? And don't you feel better too?"
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"There you go, little fella. And you."
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"Smithers, look. He's standing up."
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"- Benji? - No."
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"- Lassie? - No, no."
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"- Bob Barker? David Brenner? - No, no."
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"- Rory Calhoun? - That's it!"
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"Maybe we were wrong about Burns on this one."
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"Are you sure you wanna go through with this, sir?"
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"Others hunt for food"
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"The only thing I'm hunting for"
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"Is an outfit that looks good"
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"See my vest See my vest"
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"See this hat 'Twas my cat"
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"Beret of poodle On my noodle it shall rest"
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"Try my red-robin suit It comes one breast or two"
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"See my vest See my vest"
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"See my vest See my vest"
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"Oh, please, won 't you see my vest?"
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"- I really like the vest. - I gathered, yeah."
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"He's gonna make a tuxedo out of our puppies."
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"- Bart. - Sorry. You gotta admit, it's catchy."
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"Come on, Smithers. Let's go finish the little flea circuses off."
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"Except for little Monty, of course."
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"- Hush, puppies. - We gotta get you out of here."
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"- That's cats. - No, it's dogs. I'll prove it."
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"Best two out of three."
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"Come on, come on."
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"I've got an idea."
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"Sorry, Monty, but you're too big for this ride."
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"- Quick, let's get the... - Going somewhere?"
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"That's impossible. How did you get here first?"
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"But they're ours. You stole them from us."
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"Here's a phone. Call somebody who cares."
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"There. Now you don't know which one's little Monty."
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"If you don't want him to be part of your tuxedo, you'll let the other dogs go too."
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"Nice try. Come on, little Monty. Stand up."
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"- Stay down. Stay down, boy. - No. Don't get up. Good boy."
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"...and picking up the one and only..."
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"I can't tell them apart."
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"- I'll have to kill them all. - No!"
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"But they're so wretchedly adorable."
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"No, I can't kill you either."
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"Look at you, standing there on your hind legs..."
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"...like a couple of Rory Calhouns."
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"Mr. Burns, I hope you've realized the folly of killing innocent animals for fashion."
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"I have, I have. I swear, I'll never wear any clothing made from an animal..."
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"...that can do an amusing trick."
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"...which so far have earned their owner over $ 10 million."
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"I'll bet whoever gave him those dogs is kicking themselves now."
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"Marge, you know that batting this light bulb is the only thing..."
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"...like imported leather leash..."
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"...200-volt-shock training collar."
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"Around the far turn, it's She's the Fastest."
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"Twenty-five puppies."
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"...but the good Lord has finally blessed us with a real family."
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"See you in hell."
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"And I know the little fellas would love romping around my many acres..."
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"There you are."
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"Okay, guys. Let's move."
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"No. Don't. Stay down, Monty."
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"I can't do it."
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"Twenty-five dogs, 25 world champions..."
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