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Clips from The Simpsons - Large Marge (S14E14)

"I think I'm finally ready to tell you why."
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"Let's see what's on TV."
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"Oh, cool, the old Batman show."
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"Gather your wits, old chum."
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"We seem to have fallen prey to that painted Pagliacci of perfidy."
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"You mean, Clownface?"
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"Well, if it isn't Bat-mensch and the Goy Wonder."
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"Clownface, what in the name of Huntley and Brinkley do you plan to do to us?"
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"Hoo, Ha, Hee, show our guests to the twirly gates."
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"That's right, my panicky chum."
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"Oh, my, this is taking a long time."
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"Oh, cool. We should try that at school."
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"Faith and begorra, Batman. How did you ever escape?"
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"Oh, what don't you have in that belt?"
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"Patience for harlequined hoodlums like yourself."
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"Manjula, remember when Apu cheated on you?"
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"Yes, thank you."
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"What would make a husband lose interest like that?"
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"Look at this flab. Look at it."
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"Oh, my God. Is that me?"
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"Oh, my God. Is that me?"
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"Faced with a problem like this, I wonder, what would Oprah do?"
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"I need to fit into this in time for a funeral. Thank you."
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"Uh, I need some liposuction."
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"Just enough to make me attractive to this man."
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"One 10-minute suck and tuck."
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"Doctor, before we begin, I have a couple questions."
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"What if I just do aerobics, hmm...?"
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"Then where did I put those implants?"
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"What on earth have you done?"
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"My maguppies became bazongas."
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"Great Ceausescu's ghost! Are those real?"
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"Accidentally giving me breast implants is not a simple misunderstanding."
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"My surgery was botched."
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""Botched." What is that, the word of the day?"
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"You had no right to make my bosom this ample."
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"Oh, I'll come back all right."
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"And I'll bring my husband to do a little malpractice on you."
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"I'm a little worried about the spinning, Bart."
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"If you're uncomfortable with this in any way..."
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"- Do it, Otto. Do it. Do it. Do it. - You're the boss, kid."
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"My change purse!"
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"Hi, Milhouse."
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"- ...but I see my fears were unfounded. - Thank you, sir."
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"And what more fitting finale than to gaze reverently at Old Glory?"
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"Come on, boys. You know the drill."
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"My God! This youngster befouled the flag!"
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"Wait, this just doesn't add up."
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"Milhouse has never been anything but a comic foil."
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"Hey, what's going on here? Something crazy?"
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"You won't hurt Krusty, will you? He's all we got."
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"- Shut your puke hole, punk. - Sir. Yes, sir."
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"Hmm. Oh!"
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"Don't worry, Maggie, I'll have these silly things out in just two days."
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"Till then I'll just try to hide them from the family."
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"Making it the latest Segway scooter accident to claim over 1000 lives."
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"...while imitating a stunt they learned watching TV's Krusty the Clown."
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"- Stop corrupting our children. - No."
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"Bart, this is all your fault."
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"Don't worry. Krusty always lands on his feet."
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"- Unh! - What's this?"
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"- Explain later. - Homie."
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"Ooh, ooh, Homie."
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"- Hey, what happened? - I fell off."
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"That awful doctor said he'd take them out in a couple of days."
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"Yeah, he truly is a monster."
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"Hey, let's go out to dinner tomorrow. Just you, me, the kids, and the twins."
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"Oh, all right. Let's do it."
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"Your endowment's bigger than Harvard's."
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"I saw them earlier, I was working on it in the hall."
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"Boy, oh, Boyardee."
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"Ha, ha. I bazoom you want a table. Right this way."
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"Wow, Mom, your guns got us a great table."
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"Right by the lobster tank."
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"For you, pretty lady, I make the fresh pasta..."
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"...instead of the crap from a can I give to everybody else."
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"It's as cold as my love for you."
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"And, Marge, if your mouth get tired, Angelo here will chew for you."
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"Yes. I like to chew."
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"Thank you, fellas."
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"Mom, doesn't it bother you that they're giving you attention..."
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"...just because of those?"
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"Smothered in whipped cream"
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"You're like X-Men Number 3 In a Mylar bag"
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"You're sexy and exotic Like a hooker from Belize"
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"Or a patient with insurance Who's crawling with disease"
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"Keep in mind they're only temporaries"
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"Since the fire that killed 11"
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"Hmm. Homer, how come you never sang a song like that to me before?"
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"Kiekie Highsmith, Highsmith Modeling. Honey, I like your look."
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"Trade shows to start. Then, who knows?"
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"- Now, wait, Homer. - For what? Confirmation of my attitude?"
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"Hmm, maybe I'll just keep these."
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"That's great, Mom, but don't forget:"
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"I got Krusty in hot water Now I've got to help him out"
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"- Shut up, boy. - Oh."
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"I don't get a song? Mom got a song."
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"Oh."
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"Rookie spokesmodel, Marge Simpson."
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"This sure beats slaving over a hot stove."
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"Whoa! Whoa!"
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"You're a lucky man, Homer."
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"Yeah. This is the longest I've ever gone without looking at Lenny."
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"Don't make a fuss over me, boys. Just pour me a beer in a clean glass."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, you said no fuss."
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"Uh, I wouldn't eat them peanuts, they're, uh, spit-backs."
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"So, Krusty, are you ready to shoot this apple off my head?"
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"Well, if by "shoot" you mean "teach"..."
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"...and by "my head" you mean "safety," then, yes."
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"Oh, man. Now they won't let Krusty do anything fun."
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"Teletubbies get away with more than this."
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"I've learned my lesson, Krusty."
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"Never again shall I look directly at an eclipse."
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"This sucks! Bring out Mr. Teeny!"
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"We have to make him a hero again."
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"Maybe if we cut his foot off, people will feel sorry for him."
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"It didn't help your dad get your mom back."
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"- What's with the belt, Mom? - It's for my back spasms."
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"If guys didn't keep pinching my tush, I'd never stand up straight."
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"I have a plan that will make the world fall in love with Krusty again."
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