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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"That's why I have this list, so I never make the mistake of thinking"
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"that I can still pull an all-nighter."
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"I'm too old for that stuff."
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"Or eat an entire pizza in one sitting."
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"I'm too old for that stuff."
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"Or hang posters on your wall without frames."
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"Riggs. Riggs!"
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"I'm too old for that stuff."
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"By the way, how good is Lethal Weapon?"
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"I don't know. It's kind of a rip-off."
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"Old guy paired up with a young, renegade cop."
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"Sound familiar?"
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"Mackleroy and LeFleur."
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"Don't tell me you guys have never seen Mackleroy and LeFleur."
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"It's the greatest Canadian action movie of all time."
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"- by evil Americans... - Wait."
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"...while LeFleur, his grouchy, old, African-Canadian partner,"
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"- just bought a cozy ice-fishing shack... - Wait."
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"...in northern Alberta."
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"- Now... - Stop it!"
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"(ALL EX CLAIMING)"
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"- I got to go. - Bye, baby. Have fun at practice."
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"Practice? Is he doing that one-man band thing again?"
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"'Cause that was a bummer."
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"OLDER TED: Actually, Marshall had just taken over as coach"
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"for Lily's kindergarten basketball team."
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"He thought it'd be fun, but Lily saw it as something more."
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"Dad practice."
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"- Hi. - Hey! Oh, my gosh!"
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"Orange slices. That is so sweet. What are you doing here?"
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"I couldn't resist. I wanted to see Coach Marshmallow do his thing."
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"(LAUGHING) Oh!"
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"Okay."
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"Hey, kids, who wants to knock off early"
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"and have some of these here orange slices?"
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"(CHEERING)"
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"Yeah? Well, you can't! Because oranges are for winners,"
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"You're embarrassing yourselves, you're embarrassing Miss Aldrin,"
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"and worst of all, you're embarrassing me!"
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"(BLOWS WHISTLE)"
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"Run."
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"Ted, there is not a single thing on here that you are too old to do."
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"In fact, if you did everything on the Murtaugh list,"
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"Barney, you are not 18 anymore."
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"If you did everything on that list, you would die."
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"- That wasn't a challenge. - Challenge accepted."
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"In the next 24 hours, I'm going to do every single thing on this list."
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"And after I do, you will TP the laser tag place with me."
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"I will spend three hours listening to you talk about architecture."
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"A gentlemen's agreement!"
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"- Huzzah! - Huzzah!"
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"All right, chumps, let's do this. Barney Stinson!"
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"You really want to make this bet with him? You know how he is."
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"Robin, there is some pretty tough stuff on that list."
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"(LAUGHING) Do you really think Barney's gonna get his ear pierced?"
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""Get ear pierced." Check."
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"All right, I'm off to go do laundry at Mom's house."
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"Hey, you guys mind if I crash on your futon tonight?"
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"- We don't have a futon. - Put it over there, boys."
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"- What's going on? - It's on the Murtaugh list."
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""Crash on a friend's futon instead of getting a hotel room.""
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"I am too old for that stuff."
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"Dude, what's going on with your ear?"
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"It looks like the inside of a jack-o'-lantern on November 3rd."
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"Nothing a young guy like me can't shake off."
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"Oh. Hold on."
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"Go for..."
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"Keep running!"
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"You know what's funny is I was supposed to come here to teach them..."
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"Do not stop running!"
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"OLDER TED: The next morning, Barney woke up on the futon in our living room."
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"(SCREAMING IN PAIN)"
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""Drinking shots with strangers." Check."
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"You okay, Barney? It looks like you hurt your back."
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"Oh, no. Just rocking a party hunch. I like it."
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"Closer to my booze. To youth."
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"Can I get a straw?"
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"I must say, there is something admirable"
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"about the way Barney wants to stay young at heart."
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"- I mean, who wants to get old? - This guy."
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"Robin, life is a meal and old age is the dessert."
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"I spend so much of my time worrying about the future."
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"You know, "Where's my career going? Who am I gonna marry?""
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"But when you're old, you don't worry, 'cause all that stuff's already happened."
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"Plus, you get to wear comfy shoes,"
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"and a chair takes you up and down the stairs. It's perfect."
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"That's not perfect. That's pathetic. You can't just jump to the end."
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"The journey is the best part."
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"Oh, Robin, I used to feel that way, too,"
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"but you'll understand when you're a little bit older."
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"Marshall, can you try not to pick on the kids today?"
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"I'm picking on the culture of losing around here."
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"I got to get them in shape if they're gonna win that game tomorrow."
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"(SCOFFING) Win? We don't keep score."
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"- What? - We don't keep score."
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"What's the point of playing if you don't keep score? How do you know..."
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"Lily, what were you doing with this team before I got here?"
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"I was coaching them."
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"That's it, my little angels."
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"- What's the score? - It's all tied up at fun to fun!"
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"(CHEERING)"
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"Because that's the point of playing, to have fun."
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"No. The point of playing is to win the trophy."
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"And if you don't know who's winning, who gets the trophy?"
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"Everyone. It's a participation trophy. Everyone gets one."
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"It's like you're speaking Chinese to me right now."
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"- Hi, this is Barney. - And Robin."
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"We can't answer the phone right now because..."
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"He's watching sports and I'm..."
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"Probably out shopping."
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"(BOTH LAUGHING)"
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"Uh-oh!"
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"Leave a message and we'll call you back just as soon..."
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"- As... - We..."
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"- Can! - Can!"
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""Leave an annoying two-person message on your answering machine." Check."
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"Probably gonna cost me some dates, but it's okay."
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"- Barney, your ear's starting to smell. - No, it's good."
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"I hate to send it back, but you did describe the turkey as extremely lean,"
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"and, well, you tell me."
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