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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"Come on!"
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"Disorderly game play,"
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"(BANGS TABLE)"
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"That's it, Stinson. You're banned for life!"
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"(POIGNANTMUSIC PLA YING)"
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"(SOBBING)"
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"that beer bong came out."
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"(EX CLAIMING EX CITEDLY)"
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"(MOANING)"
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"Then one day, in the throes of the worst hangover of my life,"
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"I'm too old for this..."
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"OLDER TED: Stuff. He said, "I'm too old for this stuff.""
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"Oh."
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"Mackleroy is a young, renegade Mountie whose horse was just killed"
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"and you little turds haven't even made a single shot yet!"
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"That's it! Suicides! Baseline! Now!"
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"And if you can't do it?"
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"You have got yourself a deal. Robin, will you do the honors?"
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"What, this? Just a little infectsh."
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"Plus, "Put off going to the doctor," on the list."
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"(YELLS IN PAIN)"
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"(CACKLING)"
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"This whole time, they've been the ones who are teaching me. Hey!"
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"(KID SCREAMING)"
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"That's not running! That's falling!"
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"I'm not picking on the kids, Lily."
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"You don't keep..."
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"and this is a cakewalk."
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"- Come on, Dad. I'm tired. - Sleep is for winners."
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"- I'm trying. - Let's give you two points for trying."
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"But negative two points for having a great big head."
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"I totally gotta call that guy."
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"How'd you blow out your knee?"
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"(IMITATING TECHNO MUSIC)"
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"that's what I'm gonna teach our kids someday."
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"Are we clear?"
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"and I don't think it was aspirin."
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"(EX CLAIMING IN PAIN)"
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"Check."
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"were probably only a grade older."
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"But in telling and retelling the story, they came to look like this."
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"(WHISTLE BLOWS)"
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"Now you're sitting down. Awesome."
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"Addison, it's not soccer. You don't kick the ball!"
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"Unless that's something that you think is fun,"
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"Here's 30 bucks."
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"And then, halfway through Lethal Weapon 4"
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"is when it occurred to me."
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"but every time he'd say it, he'd turn around, make another movie"
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"And then the hospital."
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"It's 53 to zero."
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"It's great that you guys are losing,"
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"or how hard you try, people will just give you things"
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"like diplomas and jobs and promotions."
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"So, it doesn't matter what you do out there,"
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"OLDER TED: At that point, because they didn't want to fight in front of the kids,"
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"your uncle Marshall and aunt Lily had one of their telepathic conversations."
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"Lily's gentle encouragement"
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"or some magical combination of the two,"
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"but in the second half of that game, that ragtag group of little firecrackers"
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"And one of them turned into a Teen Wolf."
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"(HOWLING)"
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"How is that not traveling, Kenny? You're killing me!"
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"or you'll get a technical."
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"the score was, by Marshall's estimate, 118 to nothing."
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"And even though they didn't win anything,"
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"Thanks."
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"McCRACKEN: Stinson!"
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"You will not believe what happened at laser tag last night."
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"People freaked out because a creepy man in a suit"
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"- wouldn't leave their kids alone? - No."
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"Well, yeah, pretty much."
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"(BARNEY LAUGHS TRIUMPHANTLY)"
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"(EX CLAIMING)"
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"(EX CLAIMS IN FRUSTRATION)"
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"Crap."
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"three counts of shoving, and now this!"
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"Stinson, you're a liability!"
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"I know I don't play by your "precious rules," McCracken,"
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"maybe the best I've ever seen."
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"But one of these days, you're gonna get someone hurt."
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"Maybe even yourself."
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"You just forget what it's like out there."
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"You've had your fat ass stuck behind that desk for too long."
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"- Hand in your gun and your ID badge! - With pleasure."
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"Please don't do this. This game is all I got."
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"And I've almost got enough tickets for the remote-control helicopter."
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"Please."
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"I can't believe I'm doing this."
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"But I'm gonna give you one last shot."
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"(SIGHING)"
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"But so help me, if you so much as step one toe out of line,"
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"you're gonna be playing Duck Hunt in your mama's basement"
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"so fast it's gonna make your head spin. Now, get out of here!"
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"You won't regret this."
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"(LAUGHS EVILLY)"
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"Whoa."
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"No!"
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"I can't believe you got kicked out of laser tag. What are you gonna do?"
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"What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?"
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"I'll tell you what Ted and I are gonna do."
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"We're gonna break in after hours and TP the place."
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"Barney, we are too old to cover a place in toilet paper"
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"just because they won't let you play laser tag."
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"And for that matter, we're too old for laser tag."
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"Ted, laser tag knows no age restrictions."
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"- I'm adding laser tag to the Murtaugh list. - Oh, jeez, not the Murtaugh list."
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"- Yeah. - What's the Murtaugh list?"
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"OLDER TED: The Murtaugh list is something that came into being"
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"around the time I turned 30."
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"It all started with your uncle Marshall's beer bong."
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"When we were in our early 20s, every time we had a party,"
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"And around the time we turned 30, same thing."
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"Of course, in our early 20s, the next day would go like this."
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"I realized there was only one person in the world that I could relate to."
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"Detective Roger Murtaugh, played by Danny Glover"
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"in the '80s noir masterpiece Lethal Weapon,"
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"known for his oft-quoted catchphrase..."
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"It's sad to admit, but as you get older,"
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"there's just certain things you can't do anymore."
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