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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"All right. That's it."
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"- We have our own list. - What?"
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"This is a list of things you're too young to do."
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"Go out and do each one of these things"
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"and then tell me you still want to be an old man."
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"Hmm."
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"Remove "Colonoscopy" and "Have sex with an old lady,""
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"New stakes, then. If I can finish your list before you finish mine,"
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"you have to come with me to TP laser tag, and you have to buy the toilet paper."
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"And none of that biodegradable crap. I want it up there forever."
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"Fine, but if I finish your list first,"
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"it's a six-hour survey of early 20th-century American architecture,"
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"and you can never do anything on the Murtaugh list ever again."
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"- It's for your own good. - You, sir, have got yourself a deal."
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"A gentlemen's agreement!"
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"- Huzzah! - Huzzah!"
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"(EX CLAIMING IN PAIN)"
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"Marshall, they're in kindergarten. This isn't how you teach basketball."
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"- Sure it is. It's the way I learned. - Are you kidding me?"
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"What kind of sociopath taught you this way?"
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"You can go to bed when you score a basket."
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"My father gave me no quarter, and I asked for no quarter."
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""Put on reading glasses." Check."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"- What the hell happened to you? - Oh, I just had a very minor"
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"blew-out-my-knee-and-it-hurts-like-hell incident."
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"We "Helped someone move out of a sixth-floor walk-up"
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""in exchange for pizza and beer.""
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"Or we helped someone rob a sixth-floor walk-up."
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"They were in a big hurry and left all the pictures behind."
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"Whatevs. It counts."
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"Now I am off to "Dye my hair a funny color,""
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"- and then we are going to "Go to a rave." - Mmm-hmm."
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"Ooh! 4:00! Supper time."
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"Okay. So, your dad was tough on you."
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"That stinks, but you don't have to be like him."
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"You can learn from his mistakes."
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"Mistakes? Lily, scoreboard."
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"The guy nailed it, okay? He taught me how to be a winner."
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"That's what I'm teaching these kids. And, for that matter,"
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"And this is not how you're gonna coach this team!"
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"At tomorrow's game, if you are anything less"
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"than a teddy bear stuffed with cotton candy and rainbows,"
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"I will silent-treatment your ass into the ground!"
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"You'll think the time I found your Internet search history was a freaking picnic!"
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"Lily, there are many different..."
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"- Are we clear? - Yes, ma'am."
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"(TECHNO MUSIC PLA YING)"
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"Just call Ted. I want to go home."
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"All right. I'm calling him. But it's 4:30 in the morning."
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"He's not going to be awake."
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""Up at 4:00." Check."
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"- Is he answering? - I haven't dialed yet."
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"Oh, please hurry, Robin."
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"Ooh, perfect."
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""Take forever to answer the phone.""
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"Come on, Ted. Someone gave me some aspirin"
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"(PHONE RINGING)"
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"(BEEPS)"
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"So, I know that I have been a little tough on you for the past couple days."
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"And I apologize for that."
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"So today, we're not gonna worry about winning."
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"We're gonna go out there and have fun."
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"(WHISTLE BLOWS)"
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"OLDER TED: Kids, over the years, your uncle Marshall has told and retold"
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"the story of this game hundreds of times."
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"Yay! Way to let them score that easily."
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"in which case, great job having fun."
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"Whoa, that was a foul, wasn't it, ref?"
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"My name's not Ref. It's Kenny. And watch your tone."
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"No tone, Kenny. Great job, Kenny."
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"Thanks a lot, Kenny. See you later, Kenny."
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"All right, Barney. As your manager, I'm throwing in the towel."
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"This bet is over."
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"(GROANING)"
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"No. No. One thing left. "Beer bong.""
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"I found these weird Russian beers in the basement."
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"Russian beers? I'll take a brewski."
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"(CHUCKLING) Hey. Brewski. Get it?"
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"Yeah, it's a little warm."
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"Hope that's not a problem."
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"(EX CLAIMING)"
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"Don't. Okay. Don't, don't, don't."
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"(EX CLAIMING)"
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"All right, Ted. You win. I hate this."
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"I hate all of it. My back is killing me."
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"Everyone at the rave thought I was a narc."
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"My ear hurts so bad I can hear it."
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"I can hear my own ear. Think about that."
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"My clothes... What is it... What is it... What am I..."
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"Get this stuff off of me!"
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"Ted, I'll pay you double for your finest suit."
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"And throw in the shoes."
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"You win, Ted."
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"I'll never do anything on the Murtaugh list again."
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"You know, Barney, last night, I went to bed at 8:00"
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"because it was on the list,"
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"and I couldn't sleep because, well, it was 8:00."
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"So I decided to watch Lethal Weapon."
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"And then, when I still couldn't sleep, I watched Lethal Weapon 2."
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"And then I watched 3."
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"Murtaugh kept saying, "I'm too old for this stuff,""
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"and do more stuff."
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"I guess what I'm saying is,"
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"screw being old."
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"- Let's go TP laser tag, huh? - Yeah."
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"Great job, guys."
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"At least we're not keeping score, right? No idea what the score is."
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"Could be 53 to zero. Could be some other score."
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"What are we doing wrong, Coach?"
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"You know what? You're not doing anything wrong."
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"because in life, it doesn't matter how much effort you put in,"
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"as long as you have fun."
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"- Your way of coaching is crazy! - LIL Y: Stop yelling at me!"
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"But can I please do it my way?"
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"LIL Y: Fine, but I'm going to do it my way, too. I'm getting my guitar."
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"OLDER TED: I don't know if it was Marshall's tough attitude,"
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"got beat down even worse."
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"In fact, according to your uncle Marshall,"
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"in the second half, the other team got even taller."
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