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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Bixby's Back (S02E02)

"So, honey, lbiza can only take us at 6:30 tonight."
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"Hey, we've had our crazy Valentine's Days. We tore it up."
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"Yeah."
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"All right. Hey!"
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"This thing needs mirrors."
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"Juliana."
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"Oh!"
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"Baby doll, I've been lying to my wife for 16 years."
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"Okay. See ya."
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"Um, actually, Claire, something's come up..."
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"But... Wh... Oh, okay."
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"Claire. I'm leaving. Deal with it."
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"She looks like a big idiot."
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"How 'bout all that in one fine little brown package?"
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"Just pickin' up some things. I am not here."
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"let me ask you one simple question."
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"Or you can be your own Haley."
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"Oh! Did I validate you?"
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"- But I have exactly $10 million. - Hmm."
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"T... Two. Just two appletinis, please."
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"Hmm. So you could say you're a national man of mystery."
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"Hello."
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"- Phil, what room are you in? - Who's this "Phil"?"
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"There's been a tiny mistake."
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"- And you're sure it's not because he wants me? - You just said he didn't."
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"Well, pick out china and move to Vermont."
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"He said it kills him to see someone else have something he wants."
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"The important thing is, I have a crush on you."
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"##"
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"And I bought you a motorcycle."
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"Honey, I love all this, but you can't win Valentine's Day."
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"##"
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"Please accept my resignation."
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"The great thing about that text is we don't have to know which one of us he wanted."
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"That's how it's gonna be? You're just givin' up on us?"
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"I am not giving up on us."
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"- Hmm. - Maybe you've heard of 'em."
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"- Do you hear music? - Yes."
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"And the fact that you hear it too..."
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"# lmagine me naked #"
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"Am I a bad enough parent to ignore that?"
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"- Mmm. - Oh-oh! Ow!"
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"Great. I will meet you at lbiza."
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"It's pronounced "lbitha," not lbiza."
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"Oh! Thanks, honey."
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"That reminds me. This weekend I want to see that baby panda at the thoo."
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"Yeah. I'm the idiot."
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"This year, for Valentine's Day, we're gonna have a nice, quiet dinner at lbiza."
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"Last year, we, um..."
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"we overreached a little."
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"We created sexy alter egos, Clive and Juliana..."
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"met in the hotel bar."
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"This one lost her panties in the lobby, in front of her dad..."
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"- Phil. which was a little..."
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"It was hard. It was hard for her."
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"- You know I can't stand it when you use that word. - Panties?"
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"Sorry. She lost her underpanties."
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"- So? - So?"
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"Well? Huh? So?"
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"- What's happening? - Flowers."
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"Is someone pointing a gun at you?"
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"For goodness' sake. Did you get the flowers Lily and I sent you?"
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"Aw, that's so sweet. No. No, I didn't get anything."
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"Really."
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"Did you check with that assistant of yours?"
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"Broderick?"
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"Uh, did you get any flowers today?"
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"No. Sadly, I'm without a valentine this year."
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"No. For Mitchell. The flowers are for Mitchell!"
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"Oh, that's right. Oops."
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"- Mitchell's assistant has a huge crush on him. - He does not!"
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"I think the only prudent thing to do is say, "You're fired.""
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"Don't be jealous. He just looks up to me."
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"The thing about Mitchell is he can be naive."
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"He is completely unaware of how absolutely adorable he is."
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"Okay. Well, thank you, but I am aware when someone has a crush on me..."
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"and he does not have a crush on me."
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"# Hey, hey #"
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"I was a little concerned when they said they could only take us at 6:30, but..."
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"- I know. This house is on fire, right? - Mm-hmm."
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"Now, this is how you do V-Day."
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"Except most of these people could have been here on V-E Day."
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"- But it's classy, which we deserve. - Yes, we do."
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"What were we thinking last year, acting like a couple of teenagers?"
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"I know. Oh."
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"- But you gotta know when to let that stuff go. - Yeah."
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"All those kids out there..."
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"are just lookin' for something that we've already got."
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"- I love you. - I love you too."
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"- Oh, my gosh!"
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"- Wow! Okay. - I'm sorry. Are you all right?"
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"- Are you okay? Are you all right? - I'm good. We're good."
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"- It's my first day in one of these things. - Hey, let me help you out."
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"- How 'bout I park it over there for you, okay? - Thank you."
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"Here's your valet ticket."
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"I'm kidding actually. That's my valet ticket."
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"All right. Let's see."
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"Lefty loosey. Righty tighty."
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"- Hey. - Wow."
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"This is fun, Claire. You gotta try this."
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"Phil."
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"- He's a natural. - Thank you."
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"I know Phil and I are gonna grow old together some day."
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"But today is not that day."
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"- Hello."
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"Hello. May I speak to Clive?"
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"- I'm sorry. I think you have the wrong number. Bye-bye. - No, uh..."
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"I got disconnected. Would you mind redialing?"
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"Hello."
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"Hello, Clive. This is Juliana."
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"Look, lady. Please stop calling me. This is..."
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"No, no, no, no. No, Phil, Phil, Phil. Don't hang up."
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"- Claire? - No, no, no. Not Claire."
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"And you're Clive Bixby. Remember?"
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"We met at the hotel bar last year."
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"Oh."
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"Now, make up some lie, ditch that wife of yours..."
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"and meet me at our hotel in 30 minutes."
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"You think you can manage that?"
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"So, champagne?"
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