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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Bixby's Back (S02E02)

"so... gotta go."
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"You're not ditching me here on Valentine's Day. Screw that. Sit."
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"We'll... We'll stay."
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"- Phil. - Oh, that's part of it?"
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"So no one walks anymore!"
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"Should be just a few more minutes."
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"- When is our reservation? - Here's the thing."
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"Ay, no. Not "the thing." I hate "the thing.""
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"My secretary screwed up and didn't get us one. Don't worry."
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"I'll slip the guy a few bucks."
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"What kind of idiot messes up two Valentine's in a row?"
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"Not this idiot."
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"Two months ago I booked a private chef, musicians, the works..."
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"for a romantic dinner at home."
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"I just had to get the senorita out of the house while they set up."
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"This is 50 bucks. Do not give us a table."
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"What's the money for?"
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"You also must refuse my wife. She's very persuasive."
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"Just a couple more minutes."
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"So we don't get the table at the fancy restaurant..."
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"which drives Gloria crazy."
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"And isn't that what Valentine's Day is all about?"
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"Jay, come here. We're in."
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"- Huh? - Your secretary didn't forget. Look."
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"Pritchett for two."
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"Just a reminder: I need the television at 8:00."
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"Jeremy and I have a phone date to watch Love Actually."
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"That's the lamest plan ever, and I'm jealous."
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"So my boyfriend, David, blows me off on the most romantic night of the year..."
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"to study!"
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"This is the worst Valentine's Day..."
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"Best Valentine's Day ever!"
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"David stands up Haley, and old boyfriend Dylan is out of the picture."
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"I'm not saying I miss Dylan, but at least he was romantic."
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"David never sent me a jar of his own tears."
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"I'm playing the long game here."
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"Like me today, love me tomorrow."
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"She's had the romantic. She's had the intellectual."
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"You can talk to me."
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"And I'm lower."
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"Come on! Bingo."
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"I know what to do."
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"Dylan's been texting me again."
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"I bet if David knew that, he'd come running right over here."
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"Wait. Before you start playing these games..."
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"Who is Haley Dunphy?"
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"- Don't do it, Haley! - Stop following me."
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"- Let me just say my piece! - No!"
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"You can be the Haley who defines herself as David's girlfriend..."
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"or Dylan's girlfriend."
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"Maybe you haven't met her, but I know her."
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"She's an amazing person."
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"So when you're ready, I'd like to introduce you."
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"Cameron! Is there something I can do you for?"
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"No. I just came by to pick up my man. I'm taking him to lbiza tonight."
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"Oh, I've heard good things about lbiza."
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"But I'm afraid he may have to meet you there. He's in the middle of a meeting."
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"- On Valentine's night? - I didn't realize when I scheduled it. It's my fault."
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"Gasp. I'm shocked."
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"I could drop him off at the restaurant as soon as they wrap it up."
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"Oh. Aren't you a dear."
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"I'd like to mount your head in my trophy room."
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"Cam!"
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"Wait."
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"Have I upset you in any way?"
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"Oh, please. Let's not play this game."
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"We both know what's going on."
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"Have I been that obvious?"
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"Uh, the flowers that don't get delivered."
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"The Valentine's Day plans that get interrupted."
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"Do I really need to spell it out for you? Me, Mitchell... wedge."
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"Don't hate me."
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"It's just so hard to see someone else have something you want and can't have."
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"Does Broderick have a crush? Yes."
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"On someone he frequently sees at the office? Yes."
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"Hi."
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"Does that man have red hair and a beard?"
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"No. But his boyfriend does."
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"It's me. The crush is on me."
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"This is you?"
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"Oh, yes."
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"##"
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"Mmm."
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"- Appletini? - It was."
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"You're looking handsome as ever, Clive."
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"As are you, Juliana. You look hot enough to cook a pizza on..."
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"in."
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"I see the speaker business is treating you well."
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"- I don't like to talk about money. - Oh."
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"Minus the cost of your next drink."
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"Thank you so much."
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"Yeah."
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"Why do I get the feeling you're not really a salesman?"
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"- Oh. Pretty and smart."
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"Or should I say "pretty smart"?"
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"Mmm."
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"I might do some high-risk work for Uncle Sam..."
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"that takes me clear around the country."
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"Shh."
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"- Never did catch what you do. - Didn't you?"
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"Surprising, I know."
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"I'm usually pretty good at catching things from women in bars."
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"Well, Clive, I am just a bored housewife with a dark side..."
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"and an hour to kill."
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"Is that what I think it is?"
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"It's not a gift card."
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"Or maybe it is."
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"I'll be upstairs, Clive."
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"Don't take too long."
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"I never do."
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"Mercy."
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"- Jay, relax. - I'm sorry. The place is a dump."
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"- It's beautiful. - Nothing good on the menu."
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"You see the hands on our waiter? Looks like he's been birthing hogs."
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"- Let's just get out of here. - I don't know what's wrong with you tonight."
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"But I'm hungry. I look fantastic. We're staying."
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"Five-course dinner waiting at home, and she's strapping on the feed bag at lbiza."
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"But then an angel from heaven saved the night."
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"You took our reservation. "Pritchett for two" is us."
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"Come on. Let's go. Move your bottom. Come on, come on!"
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