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Clips from Chappelle's Show - Episode #2.12 (S02E02)

"Congratulations."
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"And evidently, fear is not a factor for you."
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"Fear is never a factor, Joe Rogan."
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"I'm tryin' to get some crack rocks."
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"Hot sauce!"
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"There you go, pretend like it's mines."
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"Tyrita, this money's gonna change our lives forever!"
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"Tyrita, I can finally make an honest woman outta you"
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"and give you that rock you always had your eye on."
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"Look, Tyrita."
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"But first, may I have this dance?"
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"(classical music plays)"
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"to the Brady Show!"
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"Brady Show. Yeah, yeah."
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"Brady... Brady Show."
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"(cheers & applause on TV)"
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"Uh, who's calling?"
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"Nothin', man."
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"Figure I'd call you up"
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"maybe we could get together and hang out."
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"Dave, I'm in the operating room,"
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"Oh, no."
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"Where's the anesthesia?"
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"Well, look, I'm just sayin'"
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"maybe we can get together, maybe tomorrow,"
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"I'll come and bring some soup by."
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"Tomorrow might not be good."
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"Tomorrow..."
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"I'm supposed to be hookin' up with Don Cornelius tomorrow."
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"All right."
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"Yeah, we playin' tennis, man."
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"Well, you know, I'm around, man."
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"Just give me a call."
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"We playin' on the moon, bitch."
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"Peace, don't call me no more."
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"What?"
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"I gotta clear my head."
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"Hey, son!"
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"Nick Cannon?"
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"Oh!"
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"I'm livin' my life."
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"I told you Nick Cannon is hilarious,"
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"I'm hilarious too, remember me?"
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""I'm Rick James, bitch!""
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"Remember me?"
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"Doo-da-lit doo-da-lit doo-da-lit doo"
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"doo-da-lit doo-da-lit..."
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"That was me, baby!"
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"Dave, I'm trying to fulfill his needs."
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"You know, he need a working actor in his life."
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"Understand, man, you done fell off."
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"Shouldn'ta gave up your show, dawg."
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"Still got Chuck E. Cheese's, huh, little man?"
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"Leave me and my new daddy alone."
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"I'ma get my show back! My show back!"
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"(slow motion) My show baaack!"
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"'Cause this your show, man."
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"It's my show?"
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"If it's my show, can I do this?"
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"You can do... whoo!"
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"(beat boxing)"
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"Whoo!"
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"(cheers & applause)"
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"Thank you."
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"Agreed, agreed, handsome guy."
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"And charming."
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"And the other thing, cooperative."
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"I just can't believe how funny he is."
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"Agreed."
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"Couldn't be funnier."
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"because the shock is really your body's way of"
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"cushioning your mind against the whole horrid experience."
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"Dave, it's not what..."
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"they gave me..."
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"(applause)"
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"Yeah."
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"You guys are too kind, you guys are too kind."
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"Ha ha ha!"
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"What's up, Wayne?"
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"What's up, brotha?"
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"Gimme my show back now."
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"Just give it back!"
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"Okay, wait, you know what?"
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"Look, Wayne... what?"
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"Why don't we host it together?"
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"Nah, son."
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"No, man, it can't be together, man"
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"You got yo' thing, I got my thing."
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"No, actually I don't know what you're talkin' about."
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"I... what's my thing, Dave?"
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"Oh like, remember that time we was hangin' out?"
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"Dave, I gotta tell you, man,"
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"I'm really happy to be hangin' out with you."
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"This is nice."
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"Oh, man, it's just been great, man."
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"This is really cool."
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"Yeah, man, you see that's the thing with black actors, man."
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"We need to just unify, we can't just be out like..."
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"exactly."
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"The restaurant's back that way."
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"Nah, that's all right."
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"What, you goin' to get some weed?"
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"Haha, no."
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"You wanna get some weed now, holla at yo' boy."
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"I know the spot."
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"Hold on. All right."
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"There he is."
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"Damn!"
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"Ha ha!"
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"Dave, calm down."
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"You just shot people, Wayne, those were people you shot."
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"Goddamn, man, you got a daytime emmy, nigga."
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"You ain't supposed to be doin' shit like this."
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"You're makin' me think that you gonna snitch."
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"Now, you're not gonna snitch, right?"
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"No, man, come on now, I ain't no snitch."
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"Now, you sure you're not gonna snitch?"
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"It's me, nigga, it's Dave, baby."
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"We black actors, man, we gotta stick together."
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"We black actors."
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