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Clips from Chappelle's Show - Episode #2.12 (S02E02)

"Come on, it's me, baby, it's Dave."
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"(laughter)"
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"All right, right here."
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"Where's the ATM at?"
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"We at it."
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"(car horn plays "La Cucaracha")"
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"Hoes, Dave."
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"Dave, hoes."
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"We did good tonight."
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"That's what I like to hear, that's... oh, that's nice."
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"Hey, baby!"
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"Thank you."
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"All right, thank you, baby."
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"Oh, Raquel, what's this?"
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"Mr. Franklin's lonely, he's... there's only..."
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"Sorry, daddy."
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"What do you mean, "sorry, daddy?""
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"What the hell...?"
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"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?"
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"I'm not violent, I try not to be."
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"I'm a... you know what?"
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"Wayne, come on, man."
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"No no no, I'm gonna get outta this car..."
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"come on, will you please, please, Wayne?"
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"Come on, just let her slide."
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"You better thank Dave Chappelle."
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"Go ahead."
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"Thank you, Dave, and I like your show."
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"Run, bitch, run for your life!"
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"I'm sorry, heh, you know..."
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"there you go, pay me back whenever."
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"I, I..."
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"I can't take this money, man, this money ain't clean, man."
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"No, man, I can't relax, I don't want this money."
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"You know, here, smoke this."
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"Nah, I'm cool, man."
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"No no, smoke this, take it, come on, smoke it."
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"I don't wanna smoke..."
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"If you do not smoke this, we have a problem."
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"Ain't no damn after-school special."
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"(coughs)"
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"Dave, I didn't know that you liked to get wet."
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"What do you mean, "wet?""
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"(sinister laugh)"
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"sherman hemsley, "love boat.""
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"white people love Wayne Brady"
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"because he makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X."
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"(distorted)"
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"(police sirens)"
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"Where are we?"
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"We got company."
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"Just let me do all the talking, okay?"
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"Good evening!"
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"Good evening, officer, may I help you?"
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"Yeah... (no voice)"
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"Can you step out of the car, please?"
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"Not a word."
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"Can I see your license?"
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"Absolutely."
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"Holy cow!"
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"You're Wayne Brady."
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"Guilty as charged."
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"Well, thank you very much, thank you very much."
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"The morning I wake up."
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"(chuckling)"
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"And I put on my make up."
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"I say a little prayer for you."
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"Ooohhhh."
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"Together, together,"
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"you'll be in my heart and I will always love you."
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"She is not gonna believe that this happened."
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"That's 'cause she is never gonna know about it, bitch."
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"What the fuck?!"
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"What the fuck, man!"
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"I'm sorry."
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"Well, actually, I'm not sorry."
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"I don't give a fuck."
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"They cancelled my show and shit goes crazy!"
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"I just wanna go home and see my family, man."
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"I just wanna go home and see my family."
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"You hungry?"
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"I'm not hungry."
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"Come on, you hungry?"
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"You want a sandwich?"
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"Eat your sandwich, Dave."
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"I said, give me your damn sandwich."
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"I make Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X,"
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"huh, motherfucker?"
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"This is me."
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"Whatever, get out."
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"(laughing)"
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"Hey, Dave. Huh?"
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"Man, really... I had a great time tonight."
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"Black actors, man."
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"Black actors."
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"All right. All right."
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"Oh, Dave?"
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"Yeah?"
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"It was Mooney!"
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"We gonna take a quick commercial break."
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"We'll be right back with more Chappelle show"
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"The greatest show."
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"I'd like to thank"
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"(horn honking)"
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"Paul Mooney did that thing,"
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"that thing about white people"
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"and Bryant Gumbel."
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"Next thing I know, this man calls me."
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"No one calls each other in show business,"
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"because they're all too arrogant."
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"He calls me."
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""Wayne, hey, man.""
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"Not like he was scared,"
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"but he called me and said,"
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""hey, look, you know what?"
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""I really respect you."
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"And I would love for you to come out and do the show.""
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"I cancelled three of my shows to come and do this"
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"because that meant so much."
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"(applause)"
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