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Clips from Chappelle's Show - Episode #2.12 (S02E02)

"(Dave) I can't."
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"Heh. Brady Show."
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"Brady Show."
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"Not Dave's Show."
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"Not no mo'."
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"The Brady Show. The Brady Show."
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"Let's start the show. Oh whoa."
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"Welcome, folks up top, people down here."
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"Hey!"
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"(applause)"
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"I'm just doin' my thing."
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"So, Dave, before he was let go,"
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"So this next sketch, this is about..."
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"you guys know the show Fear Factor, right?"
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"I'm Joe Rogan and this is Fear Factor."
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"Hi, I'm Tyrone Biggums."
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"You each have to lie in this coffin"
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"Mmm!"
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"You did it, Tyrone."
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"I'd like to finish readin' my newspaper."
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"Walking on hot coals."
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"Go!"
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"Time! Seven seconds."
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"Tyrone, it's up to you now."
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"Oh!"
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"Whoa."
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"Oh!"
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"Hey, Joe Rogan, is it almost lunchtime?"
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"'Cause I smell somebody cookin'."
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"Smells like... cajun steaks"
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"Tyrone, are you okay?"
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"is gonna walk away with $50,000."
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"All right, I'm sorry, you're eliminated."
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"Mm-mmm!"
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"You taste penises all the time."
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"Come down on these penises with me."
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"Oh, Tyrone, this'll get us high for..."
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"hours, I know."
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"Folks, we'll be right back in a second"
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"(phone ringing)"
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"Hello?"
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"Big Boi!"
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"It's Dave Chappelle, man."
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"(whispers) Fuck."
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"What's happenin', Dave?"
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"I, you know, I got a bunch of free time now."
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"um, gettin' back surgery."
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"Stop."
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"What you doin' with Nick Cannon, boy?"
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"I'm gonna get my show back, now."
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"Thank you."
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"He's better lookin'."
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"It's not what you think, Dave."
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"Right, right, right, right."
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"(man) Whoo!"
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"Oh, fuck y'all!"
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"It's good to see you, Dave."
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"I want my show back."
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"Come on, man!"
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"The way you do it ain't like the way I do it."
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"You busy with your show, I got my stuff."
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"Hey, hold up, Wayne, I think you passed our turn."
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"Relax."
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"Back yo'self, fool!"
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"Oh, shit!"
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"Riverside, mothafucka!"
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"What you mean, calm down?"
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"Dave, relax."
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"Dave, you makin' me nervous."
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"Yo, nigga, come on, it's me, it's Dave."
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"It's Dave Chappelle, it's yo' boy."
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"Okay, sorry, man."
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"I gotta get some money, man."
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"I gotta go to the ATM. I don't have no money."
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"I'll get some money."
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"Hey!"
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"Good evening, bitches."
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"All right, more power to me."
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"I'm gonna have to get out this car and choke..."
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"Get some help!"
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"Dave, you are too uptight."
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"this is not an option, nigga."
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"Smoke it."
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"(laughs)"
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"Ashy Larry..."
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"(chuckling) Coming!"
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"My mother-in-law loves you."
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"Thank you, good night!"
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"It's not my thing, man, it's not my thing."
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"(laughing)"
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"Thank you."
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"Aaah!"
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"(laughing) I'm Wayne Brady, bitch!"
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"I'd like to thank you all for being here."
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"the greatest audience in the world."
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"I'm out!"
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"Hi, thank you."
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"I'm sorry, I can't do this anymore."
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"(man) What?"
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"Why not?"
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"I'm burnt out, Lou, I got a family, man."
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"I'm workin' 20-hour days every day."
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"I ain't makin' no money."
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"Mr. Hanky makes more than me."
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"Dave, you signed a contract for two seasons"
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"and I don't know if you've read USA Today,"
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"but we expect you back for a third."
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"Oh, really?"
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"Really, you expect me back, huh?"
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"Well, guess what, expect this:"
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"My resignation, effective immediately."
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"I quit!"
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"Suit yourself, Dave."
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"You've already shot all of your sketches."
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"At this point in the season, you're replaceable."
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"Heh-heh, replaceable?"
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"You gonna replace me?"
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"Dave Chappelle of Chappelle's Show?"
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"I'd like to see that."
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"Brady Show. The Brady Show."
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