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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Judy Collins (S02E02)

"- [explosion] - [yelps]"
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"[cackling] You weren't ready for that!"
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"[applause, whistling]"
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"♪ It's time to play the music It's time to light the light ♪"
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"♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight ♪"
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"♪ On the most sensational inspirational ♪"
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"OK. Thank you, thank you, thank you,"
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"and welcome to The Muppet Show."
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"Oh, him."
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"Oh, hello there."
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"I have to go and sing now with the woodpecker."
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"Oh, boy, look who's here."
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"the fetching First Mate Miss Piggy,"
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"and the ubiquitous Dr. Julius Strangepork."
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"Oh, isn't this electrifying?"
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"Dr. Strangepork, ready to count me down?"
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"Oh, Captain Link, would it be all right"
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"- I know, I know! - Five seconds."
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"[explosion]"
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"Uh... Ladies and gentlemen..."
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"[explosion]"
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"Wonderful! Yes!"
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"- Wonderful. - Yes, but I swallowed my gum."
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"[both laughing]"
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"Wha...!"
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"There it was, folks."
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"Oh, look, it's Scooter's uncle, the famous J.P. Grosse."
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"[♪ Call Me Irresponsible ]"
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"Ahh!"
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"Thank you. I'm pleased to be here."
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"We try to blend in with the crowd as best we can."
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"Yeah, but... but you can't do this!"
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"Uh, by the way, where is your friend?"
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"Well, uh, it gets me out of the house."
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"There's the symphony, the ballet, the opera."
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"- No! - Yes."
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"...lettuce."
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"- Bored! - Bored!"
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"[applause]"
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"- [yells] - [crashes]"
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"[knocking]"
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"Judy Collins. Oh, 15 seconds to curtain, Miss Collins."
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"I'm ready. I'm ready for anything."
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"[drumroll]"
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"It's The Muppet Show, with our very special guest star Miss Judy Collins!"
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"♪ It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right ♪"
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"Do we have to watch this?"
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"♪ Celebrational Muppetational ♪"
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"♪ This is what we call The Muppet Show! ♪"
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"[off-key honking]"
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"Hey, we really have a terrific show for you tonight because we have with us"
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"one of the most beautiful and talented singers in the entire world."
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"Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you."
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"It's about time you said something nice about me."
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"Uh, Piggy, I... I was referring to Miss Judy Collins."
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"Uh, ladies and gentlemen, Miss Judy Collins."
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"[♪ Leatherwing Bat ]"
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"Find out what "how dow di-di-dit doe dum" means."
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"I will."
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"What does "how dow di-di-dit doe" mean?"
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"- Go sing with the owl! - Ooh!"
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"[applause, whistling]"
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"You know, when I see that Judy Collins, I'm glad I left my wife."
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"- You left your wife? - Yeah, I left her at home."
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"[both laughing]"
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"Yeah, well, sell the hotel on Pennsylvania Avenue,"
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"buy all your railroads, forget the 200 and let 'em go straight to jail. Right."
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"Oh, Kermit, you know my uncle."
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"J.P. Grosse. Yeah, I own the theater, the ground it stands on"
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"Uh, kid, make a note,"
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"see if we own the frog. If not, take an option."
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"Well, J.P., I suppose you're here on a little inspection tour."
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"Yeah, well, you could call it that."
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"Attendance is up, revenue is up. Just about everything is up."
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"Yeah, well, the theater's coming down."
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"- What? - Tearing it down to put in a junkyard."
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"[stuttering] Yeah, but why?"
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"Because there's more money in real junk than this junk you got here."
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"- Come on, kid, this well's dry. - [whimpering]"
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"Uh, don't forget the option on the frog. Get a lien on his legs."
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"I think my stock just dropped."
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"[beeping]"
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"[announcer] And now, Pigs in Space."
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"Featuring the stout-hearted Captain Link Hogthrob,"
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"Last week the spaceship Swinetrek was rapidly approaching"
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"the electrifying mid-course correction maneuver."
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"Stand by for mid-course correction."
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"if I performed the mid-course correction?"
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"- Well... - After all,"
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"I did go to school for this particular maneuver for 11 years."
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"Still, you are a woman."
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"Yes, captain, just as you are a man."
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"Technically, you're both pigs, but we know what you're talking about."
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"Oh, captain, may I please perform the maneuver?"
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"Oh, thank you, Herr Capitán! Oh!"
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"Twenty-five seconds to mid-course correction."
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"- Now, First Mate Piggy, - Hmm?"
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"Don't forget which button to push."
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"Huh, I know which button to push."
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"I studied it for 11 years."
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"Fifteen seconds."
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"- It's this button right here. - I know it's that button."
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"- Ten seconds. - Push it when he tells you."
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"- Don't panic. - Will you shut up?!"
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"Don't tell me to shut up. I'm your captain."
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"Now! Push the button! Push the button!"
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"- Push the button! - I will! Don't shout! I'm a lady!"
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"If you don't push that button, I'll push it myself."
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"You pushed the wrong button, bacon brain."
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"I spent 11 years learning which button to push"
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"and you pushed one of those other buttons."
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"Captain, you know what that means?"
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"- Not...? - Yes, I'm afraid so."
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"You don't mean...?"
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"- Yes, undoubtedly. - Yes, undoubtedly."
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"Does this mean...?"
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"[all] Yes, it does."
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"[announcer] Tune in next week and miss the continuation of..."
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