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Clips from Superstore - Mannequin (S01E01)

"I had older brothers."
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"I... teasing does not faze me."
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"Oh, teasing doesn't even faze you?"
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"No, it doesn't at all. I'm fine with it."
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"- Oh, good. - Yeah."
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"It is good to know."
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"You baited the bear, huh?"
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"It's fine."
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"I think it's funny."
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"It's fine. I'm fine."
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"This is fine."
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"Why is he holding the bananas wrong?"
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"I think that is all of our princess party supplies."
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"I hope your cat has a wonderful birthday."
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"Call that teasing?"
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"Because figure skating"
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"is one of the few sports that is also an art."
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"So, if anything, thank you."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"Let me help you with that."
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"You might be carrying my baby."
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"Yeah, yours or Dina's."
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"What?"
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"Dina said she might be interested"
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"in adopting my baby too."
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"Dina? Really?"
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"Wow."
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"Don't stress."
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"Bad for baby."
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"I love you, Mommy."
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"- Yah! - Ha!"
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"So that's what you would do if your baby cried, huh?"
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"Oh, I guess you've heard"
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"I'll be raising Cheyenne's child."
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"Oh, the "H" you will."
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"Do you even know how to swaddle?"
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"I used to work part-time at chipotle."
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"Same principle as a burrito."
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"Different wrapper and different fillings."
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"Anyway, parenting's just about instincts."
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"Oh, I've got instincts for days, lady."
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"I've got instincts up the w-a-z-o-o."
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"- Oh, really? - Mm-hmm."
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"That was your baby."
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"She just got a concussion."
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"What? That's not even a real..."
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"Oops. Skull fracture."
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"And then real Jonah"
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"was standing next to bride Jonah,"
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"and it looked like real Jonah"
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"was giving bride Jonah away to the gorilla."
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"- Amazing. - Oh, man."
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"Garrett, finish the shift assignments."
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"I love today."
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"I mean, I could do the shift assignments,"
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"or I could finish eating my mac and cheese."
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"I wonder what I'll do."
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"- Could... - Go on."
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"Oh..."
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"Reggie, thanks for looking at me weird."
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"I hope you like the meat freezer."
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"Okay. Shift assignments."
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"Margie, who shushed me"
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"this morning when I was singing."
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"Oh, look."
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"You are unpacking stock in the freezer."
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"Derek, also in the freezer."
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"Rebecca, who is icy to me, cosmetics."
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"Kidding!"
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"Freezer!"
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"Amy is busy."
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"And you just talked your way into the freezer."
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"I love to get together with my employees"
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"and their baby daddies from time to time."
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"You know, just so we can all get to know each other"
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"a little bit better."
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"Yeah, networking. Nice."
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"Listen; I apologize for the mess on my desk."
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"So many family photos, you know?"
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"Oh, here's one of me and my kids at the beach."
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"Such a... such a special moment to share."
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"Whoa! This chair's got wheels?"
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"Damn, son! Living large. What's up?"
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"Thank you."
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"Glenn, if you're trying"
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"to get us to choose you over Dina, then..."
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"not at all!"
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"I mean, it's entirely up to you guys, right?"
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"Well, what are we talking?"
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"Excuse me?"
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"You know, like skrilla."
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"I'm sorry, what is..."
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"that means money."
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"Bo, I don't think we should sell our baby."
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"You'd like it if it was your idea."
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"Aw, French fudge! Um..."
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"I'm sorry. I have to look into that."
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"Uh, but I'd be happy to, uh, you know, discuss bribe money..."
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"And skrilla."
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"- Yeah. - Bribe skrilla?"
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"Everything's fine, guys."
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"It's fine. Relax. Back up."
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"The alarm means it's too full!"
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"The machine's just a little stuck, and I've got to..."
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"Glenn! Every... I'm so sorry."
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"- Oh, god! - I... no... I didn't..."
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"Oh, god! Who is that?"
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"No! You monster!"
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"It's nothing. It's nobody."
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"You monster! What have you done?"
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"No, Glenn!"
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"Oh, god!"
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"Okay."
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"We're just gonna ask you a few questions"
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"to learn more about what kind of parents you'd be,"
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"so there's no right or wrong answers."
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"Okay. First question."
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"Are you a pedophile?"
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"- No. - Definitely not."
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"Nice."
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