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Clips from Superstore - Mannequin (S01E01)

"Nah, nah, nah, it's more than that."
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"- It's the eyes... - Yeah."
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"- The nose... - Uh-huh."
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"And there's something about that expression."
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"It just kind of makes you want to..."
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"Punch him in the face."
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"A little bit."
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"Yeah, I don't... okay. I'm not seeing any of that."
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"I'm seeing... I mean, what?"
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"If anything, he looks like Tom Cruise, I guess?"
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"You think you look like Tom Cruise?"
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"- The mannequin... - Somebody has a healthy ego!"
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"Yeah, and I look like Salma Hayek."
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"Come on, Denzel."
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"- Let's get back to work. - Okay, Salma."
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"I just meant that's what the mannequin looks..."
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"It'd feel weird giving my baby to a stranger,"
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"I know the feeling."
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"I had no idea what I was doing."
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"I just knew I wanted her to have a better life than me."
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"Yeah."
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"I mean, who knows?"
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"Maybe my baby could grow up and be"
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"an assistant manager someday."
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"Yeah, or, um, maybe you could dream even bigger."
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"Yeah."
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"Well, you don't have to make the decision anytime soon."
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"And you know that if you want to talk about it, I'm here."
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"Thanks."
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"I'm also here if you want to talk about stuff."
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"I've raised a lot of foster children."
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"Oh, okay. Well, thanks, Glenn."
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"That means a lot."
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"is the way you want to go"
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"and you feel weird about a stranger,"
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"well, maybe Jerusha and I could adopt it."
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"Really?"
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"We've always wanted a baby of our own."
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"I mean, foster children are a blessing,"
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"but it's as if you've been driving used cars"
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"your whole life."
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"Just once it would be nice to experience a brand-new one,"
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"straight from the factory,"
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"that hasn't been all dinged up, you know?"
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"Okay. Well, thanks, Glenn."
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"Great."
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"Of course, it's up to you."
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"Bye-bye."
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"It looks exactly like him."
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"Oh! Oh, hey, man. Meet our new employee."
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"Jonah, meet Jonah."
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"He's got my... you put my clothes on him."
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"That's funny. The name tag, and..."
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"So everybody thinks he looks like me?"
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"Eh, not exactly like you."
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"You're a little bit more like,"
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""Hey, it's me, Jonah. I like to eat croissants.""
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"Is that something I say?"
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"It sounds like something you would say."
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"Yeah, or like,"
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""Have you seen this documentary? It will change your life.""
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"Sounds kind of British."
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""I pretend to like jazz, because it makes me seem cultured.""
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""I'm Jonah. I peel bananas weird.""
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"Well, that's actually a life hack."
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"That's why the monkeys do it."
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"It's, um... I saw that in a... in a documentary."
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"No, honey, not another foster child."
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"Well, uh, she doesn't know the sex yet,"
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"but she did have a dream"
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"where Channing tatum told her it's a boy."
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"Oh, my gosh!"
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"Word on the street is there's a baby up for grabs."
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"Yeah."
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"We're just thinking, maybe, about adoption."
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"It's a tough call."
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"I'm so young, and it's a lot of responsibility,"
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"Uh-huh, uh-huh."
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"I'd like to throw my hat in the ring."
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"You?"
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"Yeah, a baby's been part of my life plan"
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"since I was ten."
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"I've got a crap load of love to give."
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"Anyway, here are the facts:"
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"I have a comfortable lap,"
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"I can get a burp out of anybody,"
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"and I already lactate as a side effect"
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"from some fungal medication I'm taking."
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"Cool."
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"It is not cool."
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"It is disgusting, if you want to know the truth,"
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"but in this case, useful."
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"The point is, if you go down the adoption road,"
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"you could do a heck of a lot worse than me."
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"Like Glenn, for instance."
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"He'd be a lot worse."
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"Oh, hey."
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"- Hey. - Uh, listen."
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"About all that mannequin stuff, sorry."
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"Everyone was just messing around."
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"Yeah, I know, I know, I know."
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"I shouldn't have even reacted."
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"I'm still new here."
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"I don't want my thing to be that I'm the sensitive one."
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"Yeah, like, you know,"
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"Garrett's the cool one."
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"Glenn's the nice one."
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"Cheyenne's the perky, sweet one."
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"Carol's the one that says "Hashtag" everything."
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"Which one am I?"
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"You're the, uh, responsible one."
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"The responsible one?"
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"In a good way!"
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"Everybody loves her."
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"They just don't expect her to be the life of the party."
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"Oh, come on. Lighten up."
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"I'm just saying you're not, like,"
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"one to joke around all the time."
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"I mean, at least I can take a little bit of teasing."
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"- Oh, really? - Yeah."
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