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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Sweet Dee's Dating a Retarded Person (S03E03)

"But the problem is you're into all that early '80s glam rock fem shit..."
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"and it's just not the artistic direction I want to take the band in."
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"Well, no... Okay, well, that doesn't matter, does it?"
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"Because it's all about rocking and looking cool and kicking ass."
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"I mean, there's no bands out there with any musical ability."
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"Frank, I like the way you think. You're in the band."
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"Wow. Dude, don't overreact about it, man. See you, buddy."
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"Yeah, brother. That's a hot guitar."
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"You got, uh, graphite reinforced neck, 35 inch scale, two humbuckers."
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"Yeah, guy, move over six inches."
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"Soak it in."
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"Check this thing out, man. It's like a weapon. Cool, bro."
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"Holy shit. Where did you learn how to play like that?"
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"Charlie, you're amazing. Hey, man, you're gonna be our ace in the hole."
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"Well, can I bare my soul to you for a second, man? Of course, buddy."
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"This is huge for me. I've always wanted to do this. Mm-hmm."
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"It's, like, this is a big deal. I've just always been afraid..."
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"that people are gonna boo me or they're gonna hate me."
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"it's gonna crush me, I'm gonna crumble, I'm gonna fall to pieces, I'm gonna scream."
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"You're not listening to what I'm saying, are you? Totally."
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"Dude, I think we should do, like, a Sex Pistols thing, right?"
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"Where I'm Sid Vicious and you're Johnny Rotten."
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"No, no. I'm Simon and you're Garfunkel, if anything. No. You're Axl. I'm Slash."
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"Hall and Oates is two separate people."
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"No. Holland is his first name and Oates is his last name, dude."
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"Whatever, dude. I just wanna kick ass."
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"Yeah, well, get him out of here, or I'm calling the cops."
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"There he is. Good old Special K. He is drooling on himself."
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"Well, so what? He's, like, seven in this yearbook."
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"Okay, if I'm gonna break up with this guy, I need some proof."
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"Well, look, Dee, you're free to date whoever you want, okay?"
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"Okay, number one, I'm not gold-digging anybody, okay? I really like this guy."
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"And second of all, this doesn't prove that he's retarded. You want proof?"
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"I'm picking him up in, like, an hour. You're picking him up?"
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"'cause people who aren't retarded usually drive."
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"Looks like it's retarded one, normal one."
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"Are you Dee? Yeah. Who are you?"
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"I'm Kevin's mom. Come on in."
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"Oh, lives with his mom. I think I'll be taking that point back."
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"Kevin's in his room. Go on up if you like."
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"Oh, thank you, Mrs. Gallagher. You must be very, very proud of your son."
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"I mean, he has overcome some pretty difficult odds. Yes, he has."
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"Well, you're talking about the rapping. Excuse me?"
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"I guess. Mrs. Gallagher..."
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"would you describe your son as a "special" guy?"
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"That's an easy yes. You think he's special, right? Well, yes."
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"Yeah, that means nothing to me. That means a whole lot. Retarded three, normal zero."
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"Hold on. Hang on. How come you got that point? That was my point."
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"She practically came out and told us he was retarded. Retarded four, normal zero."
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"the overcoming the odds, the living with the mom and now the special thing."
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"Are you the point king? You pick up points left and right? It's retarded three, normal one."
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"This is my brother, Dennis, and he's gonna give us a ride."
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"Oh, snap! What up, son? Hey."
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"I didn't know we were doing all that."
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"Shut your mouth."
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"Go! Go!"
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"All right, stop! Stop! Why are you not singing?"
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"Well, then huff some glue, bro. Oh, I've been huffing glue, guys."
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"Then growl into the microphone, Charlie. No. This is..."
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"I don't even wanna growl. I'm not a growler. Wait."
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"Well, okay. If we live like rock stars, the music will come!"
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"Okay. Okay. Okay. The music will come, Charlie!"
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"Yeah. It's covered in bird shit."
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"No. That's toothpaste, man."
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"That's clearly bird shit. No, it's not. It's toothpaste."
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"Do you even own a toothbrush? I, uh..."
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"Yeah!"
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"Hey, how'd you guys get a hotel room without putting a credit card down?"
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"We did use a credit card, man. I took it out of your wallet."
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"My credit card number's down at the desk? Yeah."
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"Why-Why-Why would you do that?"
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"What year do you think it is?"
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"Get the glue. Charlie, you gotta get the glue. What? Glue is for huffing, dude."
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"Get me the glue! Get me the glue! It's a part of his process."
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"Your shirt's on backwards. What?"
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"We need to break up."
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"I'm not wearing the suit, Frank, because it's lame, and you look like a pussy."
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"That-That defeats the whole purpose. I mean, the idea is to trick the moms..."
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"into letting the kids bop with us."
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"The Pecan Sandies."
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"Isn't that a cookie? Yeah, it's a cookie, but it's got another meaning."
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"What's the other meaning? What?"
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"Other than a cookie, what's the other meaning?"
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"It's a, you know... It's a... It's a sexual meaning."
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"No, we are not the Pecan Sandies, all right? We are Chemical Toilet."
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"Because chicks want guys that wear tight pants and tattered clothing and spit blood..."
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"We are Chemical Toilet. Charlie! Porta-potty."
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"And, Frank, who the hell is this guy?"
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"Ah, that's Ernie. He works for beer. He looks a little tangled up."
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"Does he know anything about hooking up that electrical equipment?"
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"And who are you supposed to be? Bob Dylan, man."
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"Is this a page from a coloring book?"
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"No, dude. That's "Night Man. " Those are lyrics."
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"Okay, this is what I'm talking about. Let's rock and roll!"
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"Where's my curtain? Don't worry about the curtain. You're not gonna need it."
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"I want a curtain blocking my face. You don't need it."
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"All right. Ready?"
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"Spider inside my dreams I think I love you"
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"You make me wanna cry You make me wanna die"
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"Every night you come into my room and pin me down"
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"With your strong arms You pin me down"
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"And I try to fight you You come inside me, You fill me up"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. And I become the Night Man"
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"Charlie, Charlie. Whoa, Charlie, hold on a second."
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"It's about the Night Man, like, filling me up, and I become him."
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"It sounds like a song where a man breaks into your house and rapes you."
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"It might seem wrong but it's just right"
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"It's just two men like lovin' brothers"
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"One on top and one on bottom"
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"One inside and one is out"
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"One is screamin' He's so happy"
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"The other's screamin' a passionate shout"
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"It's the Night Man They're feeling so wrong and right, man"
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"They're feeling so wrong and right, man"
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"I can't fight you, man when you come inside me"
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"And pin me down with your strong hands"
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"And I become the Night"
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"The passionate passionate Night Man"
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"Yes. Who's attractive..."
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"Yes. Well, I've got an awful lot of reading to do."
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