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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Sweet Dee's Dating a Retarded Person (S03E03)

"That could be his thing. Biggie Smalls was fat."
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"The shoes were the same size, but his hand was like..."
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"Holy shit. No, that guy's retarded. Well, you're retarded."
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"He used to take classes in a trailer outside school. He rode the short bus."
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"He's like the next Eminem. Right. He's supposed to be big."
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"Artistic direction? You guys don't even play instruments."
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"Yeah, I think he's right. It's all about image and marketing."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Um, yeah, so I was saying... Yeah, that's it. Shut up."
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"Uh, so I was saying, uh, graphite reinforced neck... Boom. Yeah."
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"35 inch scale... Shh. That's the one."
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"Oh, man, keyboards just make sense to me, man. I get 'em, you know?"
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"You know what though? Can I talk to you for a second about this?"
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"or, like, behind some kind of curtain? Why?"
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"It's why I've never pursued my dreams, man. So, I mean, if that happens..."
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"I just think you should know whether or not you're gold-digging a retarded guy."
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"I want proof. When are you seeing him next?"
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"Yes? Oh, hi. I think we have the wrong address."
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"Those odds you're referring to, you're talking about his rapping career."
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"Because he's her son. Of course he's special."
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"What... That was my point. Retarded two, normal one."
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"Whoa! Hold on a second. Where'd four come from? It's definitely not four."
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"Let's see. There's the driving, the drooling in the yearbook..."
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"You know what? It's not four. It's five. Yeah?"
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"Hey! Oh, you brought your crew, baby."
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"Man, that's retard strength if I've ever seen it. You know what I mean?"
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"Go!"
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"Well, uh, it doesn't sound very good."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop, dude!"
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"What are you doing? That's my good chair. That's your good chair?"
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"Look, don't break my chair. Oh, my God!"
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"That's what I'm talking about! You feeling better, Charlie? Whoo!"
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"Yeah! Whoo!"
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"Keep smashing things, guys! It's a ripple effect!"
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"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."
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"Uh, they don't let you book a hotel room without putting down a credit card, Frank."
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"Oh, snap! It is."
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"They're banging each other and doing meth before they hit grade school."
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"not guys dressed like waiters who name themselves after desserts."
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"Jesus Christ. We are all over the place. Check this out."
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"Whatever. Let's just rock. "Night Man," baby."
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"Five, six, seven, eight."
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"Night Man sneaky and mean"
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"I become the spirit of the Night Man."
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"It's just two men sharing the night"
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"It's just two men sharing each other"
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"Yes. Someone with charisma."
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"Do you wanna be in the band or not, dude?"
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"I think I'm gonna wear spandex."
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"What if I did something like this? Ready? Let me see."
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"I give a kick, but then I'm gonna stomp down. A kick is good, stomp is good."
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"You know what mean? Like..."
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"I don't know if he's retarded, but I can't stop thinking about it."
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"What? Yeah. I was just saying that to mess with you."
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"You are a bad, bad person."
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"Stupid, can't write..."
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"Charlie? Oh, oh."
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"Hmm. What's with the, uh, curtains?"
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"Right. Let's get some light in here."
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"Whoa. What's with the spray paint, man?"
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"Fighter of the Night Man"
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"Day Man Day Man, Ah, ah, ahh"
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"And friendship for everyone"
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"Day Man"
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"Screw you guys. Goddamn it, Charlie."
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"You're not retarded, are you?"
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"All right, Paddy's! You ready to rock?"
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"What up, Paddy's? Make some noise!"
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"Come on. Okay."
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"But the honey couldn't stop lookin' at my money"
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"When she walks by people think she's Godzilla"
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"I don't think he's retarded. Mmmmm."
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"Dee's bringing another boyfriend?"
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"She won't shut up about this one. He's a local rapper."
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"He's like some hotshot rapper. What's his name?"
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"Lil' Jeff. Lil' Joe. It's was, like, Jonathan, Little Michael."
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"Shit. I've heard about him. He's a local celebrity."
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"He's supposed to be the next Eminem. What is he?"
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"Like a small guy or little guy? No, probably not."
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"I think it's just a rapper thing. Lil' Kim. Yeah, it's like..."
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"You never know though. He could have, like, a little hand or a little foot or something."
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"I doubt he'd want to call attention to that by calling himself Lil' Kev."
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"So this guy could have, like, a little hand and a giant body."
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"What's up, hos? I'd like you to meet somebody."
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"Oh, this your crew, baby? Mm-hmm."
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"Girl, you silly. They ain't no clowns. What up, fellas?"
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"What's up, man? Hey, man. How's it going?"
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"I gots to get back to the studio, but I'll holler at you later, okay, pooh bear?"
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"Mm-hmm. Yo, later, fellas."
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"See ya, man. Yeah."
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"Boom. Yep, you're seein' it."
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"Hey, Dee, does that guy have, like, a... like, a little hand?"
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"Charlie, I was gonna say his foot looks small."
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"He doesn't have a little hand or a little foot."
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"Wait. Did that guy go to Waldron? I don't know."
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"Is his name Kevin Gallagher? Yes."
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"No, that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying he is an actual retarded person."
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"We went to elementary school together."
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"There is no way I am dating a retarded person."
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"But he's so tough and popular and famous."
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"I mean, he's a successful musician."
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"Jesus, sweetie. The guy might be retarded."
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"Yeah, but he might not be. Plus, he gives me things."
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"Did you guys see this necklace? It's got diamonds in it."
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"L I gotta think about this."
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"Come take a look at my elementary school yearbook sometime, Dee."
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"He's retarded. Uh, guys, I'm getting an idea."
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"Charlie, follow me on this one for a second. Okay."
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"Retarded or not... I mean, clearly there's something off about that guy."
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"Oh, no. That guy's very messed up."
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"Yeah. No, he's... I'm saying he's retarded. Yeah, whatever."
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"But he's an up-and-coming musician. I mean, he's, like..."
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"really building a following in this city."
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"I can't argue that logic, man. What are you suggesting? I'm thinking we start a band."
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"Holy shit. Yeah!"
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"Yeah?"
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"I've always wanted to be a rock god. If he's getting chicks... Ooh! Ooh, ooh."
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"Why are you "ooh, oohing" me? Why are you... You're not in it."
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"Why am I not in it? I have a great voice."
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"You do have a great voice. You have an excellent voice."
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