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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Sweet Dee's Dating a Retarded Person (S03E03)

"Can I wear spandex? I'd rather you didn't."
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"Are you ready? Yeah. Let me see it."
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"That's good. Every time I stomp, you do that. That's good."
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"You look like a drag queen. I look like a rock god."
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"What the hell is this, a page from a coloring book?"
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"Very well. Well, I just broke up with Kevin."
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"We're trying to practice. I can't do it. I can't get it out of my head."
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"Dee, we're trying to have band practice here."
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"I was gonna ride this guy to the top. You know what I mean?"
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"He was gonna put me in one of his rap videos."
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"Look, the guy's not retarded, okay?"
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"I thought it'd be funny. It's not funny."
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"It's not funny at all. This guy's perfect for me, and you've blown it and ruined everything."
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"Ew. All right. Ready, guys?"
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"So, that guy's not retarded?"
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"Oh, no, he's totally retarded."
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"All right, let's rock. Five, six, seven, eight."
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"They took you, Night Man and you don't belong to them"
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"They locked me in a world of darkness"
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"Without your sexy hands"
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"And I miss you, Night Man so bad"
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"Let's join forces. Hello! Come right in."
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"I will. What happened to your band?"
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"Kicked me out. Well, it hurts, doesn't it?"
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"I'm living in a world of darkness."
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"Uh... What's with your outfit, man?"
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"Why don't we put the curtains back up? No, no."
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"What is going on up here?"
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"Daylight."
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"Yeah, I like that."
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"Day... Day Man Day Man."
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"Champion of the"
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"Sun Sun"
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"And friendship for everyone"
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"Day Man That's it! Day Man, ah, ah, ahh"
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"Fighter of the Night Man Ah, ah, ahh"
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"Champion of the sun Ah, ah"
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"You're a master of karate and friendship for everyone"
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"Nice. We'll get the... Fighter of the Night Man, Ah, ah, ahh"
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"Champion of the sun"
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"Prepare to experience sexual magic."
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"Day Man Ah, ah, ahh"
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"Fighter of the Night Man Ah, ah, ahh"
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"Champion of the sun Gay!"
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"Get off the stage! Day Man"
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"Come on. All right, rock it."
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"Ah, ah, ahh Come on! Come on!"
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"Come on. Dance... Of the Night Man Why are you booing?"
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"I'm so glad we worked out."
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"Yeah, girl. You was more mixed-up than a milk shake."
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"I know. It's my brother's fault though. You're not gonna believe this."
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"He tried to convince me that you were retarded. Uh, what?"
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"Yo, what? That's bananas, girl. I know."
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"Yeah! No? Yeah!"
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"Get off. Get off the stage, idiot. Come on, idiot. Come on. Let's go."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bust a little freestyle for you."
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"This one's for my girl, Dee. This one's for you, baby. Word! Yo!"
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"Let me tell y'all a story 'bout a girl I knew"
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"A brokeass bitch with a gayass crew"
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"She said that I was cute She said that I was funny"
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"Busted old lady with a flat tiny ass"
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"Her body like a skeleton in science class"
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"Face beat up by the school of hard knocks"
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"It's like she's skinny but fat in all the wrong places"
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"Mothers gotta cover their babies' faces"
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"Straight out of Compton No, y'all, straight outta "Thriller""
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"Mouth full of shit That's why her breath be stinkin'"
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"Just one question, Dee before you take your bow"
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"This gravy train's leavin' so who's retarded now"
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"Hey. Ladies."
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"Hmm."
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"I guess his head was small, but his body was big."
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"Kevin, these are the clowns I work with."
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"Oh!"
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"Frank, get out that checkbook. You're gonna buy us some instruments."
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"Hey. You with that bald guy? Yeah."
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"I'm taking these."
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"Retarded one. Normal zero."
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"No, you can't do that. Why can't I do that? What's wrong..."
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"What's up?"
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"We should be out gettin' wasted and breakin' shit!"
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"Yes, sir. Yes, sir!"
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"Hey. Where's your suit?"
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"It's not the '50s anymore, Frank. The kids aren't bopping anymore."
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"Well, can I at least pick the name of the band? What do you got?"
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"Hey, how's that song coming? Yeah, I'll be out in a second, all right?"
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"Go on. Go have a beer, Ernie. Okay."
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"The first half of that song was kinda cool, but what's with the second half?"
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"Come on, dude. What's with the sash and the codpiece?"
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"Don't be afraid of a little sex appeal, Mac."
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"Why? Why would you do something like that?"
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"I never know, man."
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"You're a master of karate"
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"Not bad, Dennis. Nice neighborhood. Owns his own house. Three stories."
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"Frank's absolutely right. How can we be rock stars if we're not living like rock stars?"
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"No! Wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute. Charlie is right."
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"Do you want some? No."
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"Hair so fried and bleached by Clorox"
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"Oh, man. Really?"
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"I'm sorry I was all wishy-washy before."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, we are Electric Dream Machine."
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"All right, here's the song."
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"Band meeting! Band meeting! Yeah, band meeting! We need to have a band meeting!"
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"This is not rock and roll!"
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"Oh, this shit is funny! You like this movie?"
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"Nah. Well, dude, it's possible."
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"Looking like a zombie Walking like a chicken"
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"What, dude? Where are you getting that from? All right. No."
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"Yeah. He was big and small. You know, and, like... Right."
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"You mean we're smashing up a hotel room with my credit card down at the desk!"
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"We need a new front man. Right. You want someone with a good voice..."
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"We should be out there breaking other people's shit. That's rock and roll."
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"We should not be breaking our own shit."
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"Okay. So, if he can do it, why can't we?"
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"Oh, look!"
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"Hold on a minute! We're sittin' around here practicin' like a bunch of pansies!"
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"Yo, I gotta grab a couple of things. Be ready to "rizzoll.""
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"Ah, ah, ahh You're a master of karate"
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"Whatever. You think I wouldn't know if the guy I'm dating is retarded?"
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"Sure. Any way that I can be in the back of the stage..."
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