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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Boys' Night (S02E02)

"# Hey, hey #"
Modern Family (2009)
"# Hey, hey #"
Modern Family (2009)
"You drool all the time. Mom had to take you to a specialist."
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"We're gonna spend this beautiful afternoon outside..."
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"Easy, honey."
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"A shot. Oh, with our only child. Sure, why not?"
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"Oh, for God's sake. Just get your ball."
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"Dead. What is happening?"
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"Wait. Are we talking about Mr. Kleezak?"
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"- That's what you said about my friend Oliver. - Oliver."
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"You never like any of my friends!"
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"I mean, he makes a point. We don't know the man."
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"Wait a minute. What's this?"
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"- No. It's Vivaldi. - Oh, crap."
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"You mean nothing but instruments? I'm outta here."
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"Crispin, up. I'm sitting next to this one."
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"- He's right there. - All right."
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"- You're better than that, Crispin."
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"- You gotta go. - Okay."
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"- Hello? - Please tell me that you have my shoes."
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"What? How could you leave without your shoes?"
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"I'm not wearing shoes right now."
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"Forget it. You're a little kid."
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"I can't open this."
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"I'm driving out there tomorrow. Come with me!"
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"What's the matter, Gloria?"
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"- Huh? - He hasn't stopped talking about you all day long."
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"Like the Vivaldi. Hmm."
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"Yeah. Well, these are onions."
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"Uh-huh. - Okay."
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"And then they do something that shows you..."
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"Buckle up."
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"- Morning all. - Good morning, papi."
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"Hump day. Am I right, Jay?"
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"Your day ends at 2:30."
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"Can't come fast enough. Quittin' time. Am I right, Jay?"
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"Let's not make this a thing."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. What is this?"
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"- Where's my soft-boiled egg? - I scrambled it."
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"It's good for you to try new things."
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"I don't want to try new things. You can't just spring this on me."
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"I have bad news, Manny. This is not the biggest curveball..."
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"that life is going to throw at you."
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"Buddy, don't close yourself off from new things."
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"I ever tell you the story about me and crab cakes?"
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"- Thought I didn't like them. Tried them. Love them. - Wow."
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"Are the movie rights available for that one?"
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"# Hey, hey #"
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"Dunphy Spring Classic."
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"Who's gonna do the dishes for the next week?"
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"Boys versus girls. Testosterone versus estrogen."
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"- Standing up to pee versus the squat... - Phil, come on!"
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"Swing and a miss. He's in her head, Luke."
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"And boys rule and girls drool."
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"I'm still growing into my tongue."
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"Hey, Mom, can I go to the movies with Robin?"
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"No, you may not, 'cause you are still grounded."
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"Then can I be sent to my room?"
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"No, 'cause we're having some fun family time."
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"in the fresh air getting some exercise, okay?"
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"Pitch it, Phil."
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"- Oh, well. - That's the game."
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"What do you mean? We just started."
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"That was our only ball."
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"So what? The game's over just because you're afraid of stupid Mr. Kleezak?"
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"Yep. I'm not going over there. That was fun."
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"If Hannibal Lecter and Freddy Krueger had a love child..."
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"he would be afraid of our next door neighbor."
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"I don't have a mean thing to say about anyone..."
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"but Mr. Kleezak is..."
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"not a nice person."
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"Hey, Haley. - Oh, hey, Uncle Mitchell."
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"Hey, is your mom home?"
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"No. She had to take Alex to the oncologist."
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"- Oh, my God. What's wrong? - She needed new glasses."
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"- Oh. Did you mean optometrist? - Whatever."
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"- So, should I give her a message? - Yes, yes."
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"Could you ask her if she could possibly babysit Lily on Saturday night?"
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"We'd really, really appreciate it."
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"Saturday night we're having dinner with Pepper, Longines and Crispin."
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"- They're our gay friends. - I think that was clear."
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"I've been spending a lot of time with a lot of straight people lately..."
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"and, darlin', I need a night with my homeys."
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"You mean homos."
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"Yeah. You know what? Maybe you should stay in and babysit."
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"Yeah, our babysitter bailed, and we're kind of in a bind so..."
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"I can do it. I can watch Lily."
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"I'm really good. I'm babysitting Luke right now."
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"Oh, yeah? You want... You want to babysit Lily?"
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"But you're... you're a very popular girl."
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"I'm sure you have better things to do, so..."
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"Seriously. I'm totally free."
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"Being grounded is so much worse than it was in the olden days."
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"My friends text and Facebook all the fun stuff they're doing..."
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"while I'm stuck at home playing Jenga with my dad."
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"Are you serious?"
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"You don't even have to pay me. I promise I'll take super good care of her."
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"Okay. Well, that would be great. Thank you."
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"Yes. Well, we'll see you on Saturday night. Bye, sweetie."
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"- Bye."
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"Luke?"
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"Luke?"
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"What are you thinking? Haley is a very sweet and fashionable girl..."
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"but seems hardly a responsible caregiver."
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"You know what? We needed a sitter. She's family. I say we give her a shot."
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"If something goes wrong, we'll just pop over to the Orient, grab another one."
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"What?"
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"My name is Luke Dunphy. I live next door."
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"- What do you want? - I wanna get our ball from your yard."
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"I don't want you messing around back there. Just go home."
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"- Are you going scuba diving? - Hmm?"
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"Why do you have that tank?"
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"- You being smart? - You mean in school?"
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"Well, I do okay."
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"My teacher says I get distracted."
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"- Why do you have that tube in your nose? - For fun."
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"Really? Can I try?"
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"- It's oxygen. - We have that in our house, but we don't need tanks."
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"Okay."
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"Oh, my God. I was watching the news..."
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