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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"See? That's what you need."
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"You need that thing that makes you a guy."
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"Oh, I have that thing that makes me a guy."
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"Not that thing. You know, a thing. Like Toy Guy."
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"Guys, bad news."
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"As your HR rep, I gotta review the new overtime scheduling policy with you."
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"The good news is we're gonna do it while wearing Wolverine claws!"
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"- This is awesome! - Claw five!"
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"I love Toy Guy."
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"See? You need a thing. Like YouTube Clip Guy."
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"(ALL EX CLAIMING)"
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"You're right. I do need a thing."
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"But choose wisely."
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"You don't want to be Creepy Back Rub Guy."
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"Hey, don't fill up. Food Guy's got Panna Cotta in his office."
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"Ooh!"
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"Hey, Douglas."
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"Wow. You're so tight."
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"Hi. Welcome to Mosbius Designs."
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"- Who the hell are you? - I'm PJ, Mr. Mosby's assistant."
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"- Ted, what the hell is going... - I'm sorry,"
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"we do not interrupt Mr. Mosby during his brainstorming hour."
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"(INTERCOM BEEPING)"
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"Oh, I'm sorry for the disturbance, sir. Do you need anything else?"
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"- Well, I wouldn't say no to a cup of... - You're right there!"
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"So now Ted has an assistant to help him not do anything."
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"Hey, PJ's been a huge help to me,"
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"setting up the office, designing the website."
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"And in return, I'm mentoring a bright, young mind."
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"Ah, yes, the mentoring."
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"I want you to go outside today and simply"
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"put your hands on buildings. All right?"
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"Feel the concrete pulse. Listen."
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"Listen to the stories the stones are telling you."
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"- And pick up my dry cleaning. - I will."
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"- Thank you so much, Mr. Mosby. - All right."
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"Hey, Ted?"
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"(DOOR CLOSES)"
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"This table just told me you're a douche."
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"to procrastinate from actually calling clients."
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"I want everything to be perfect, okay? I only get one shot at this."
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"If Ted says that PJ is important to the company,"
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"- See? He's very valuable. - Whoa, whoa."
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"PJ's not some hot chick you're banging?"
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"No, I'm mentoring him."
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"(GROANING IN DISGUST)"
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"Mentoring."
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"I mentored a young fellow once. Even made him my wingman."
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"Then, one day, he hired an assistant to work 10 feet from his bedroom"
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"who, get this, isn't a hot chick,"
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"proving he never listened to a word I said."
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"And do you know that young man's name?"
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"- Ted Mosby? - Maybe."
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"I don't remember."
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"Because he is dead to me!"
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"PJ's gonna be getting a very confusing card in the mail"
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"along with a garment that he should by no means"
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"Hey, Barney."
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"I'm Eco Guy, 'cause everybody loves a guy who recycles, right?"
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"Fired. What else you got?"
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"I thought of a few others. Wacky Tie Guy."
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"- Fired. - Daily Fun Fact Guy?"
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"Did you know that you're fired?"
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"Monty Python Guy?"
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"Wait! Wait! I did use to run a fantasy baseball league back in law school."
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"That's not bad. You might be onto something."
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"Awesome. Awesome! I'll be Fantasy Guy!"
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"We'll have to make you Sports Guy. We already have a Fantasy Guy."
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"- What's up, bros? - Hey, Frank."
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"Hello?"
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"You're on top of the Empire State Building?"
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"Listen to the old gal. She's got some stories to tell."
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"Take all the time you need. Okay."
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"Wait a second. "Ted Mosby Home.""
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"That's not the Empire State Building."
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"Robin, you cannot sleep with my assistant."
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"I'm trying to run a business here. How did this even happen?"
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"it gives me and PJ some time alone together."
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"Hey, PJ, I actually have an architectural question for you."
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"How does Ted's ass taste?"
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"I wouldn't know, but I assume it tastes like genius."
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"(SIGHING)"
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"(RATTLING)"
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"Listen, Peej, and I want you to think this over real good before you answer."
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"Are you telling me that I can't go to the bathroom in my apartment?"
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"that you need to ask permission to use the bathroom in my office."
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"Why is that so hot?"
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"Why do you have to sleep with my assistant?"
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"Do you have any idea what kind of guys I'm meeting?"
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"I deliver newspapers."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Don't worry. I'll wash them before I handle your business."
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"I live with my mom."
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"At night, we watch TV in her bed. We call it Cuddle Club."
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"So, you get up really early to trade on the European stock exchanges."
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"- What's that like? - Look, is this gonna happen or not?"
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"Okay, first of all, I've hung out with Fantasy Guy."
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"You could do a lot worse. Secondly, this has to stop."
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"(SCOFFS) What productivity? You haven't even called a single client."
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"Hey, once I get the website up, the brochures printed,"
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"and figure out what trust games we're going to play"
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"at the corporate retreat, I am making those calls."
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"Mr. Mosby and I are going camping on the roof."
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"I hear people are raving about your league."
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"It's a lot harder than I thought it would be."
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"Between entry fees and transaction fees and penalty fees, I'm actually..."
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"Okay. This is $18,000 cash."
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"I'll just take it home and put it somewhere safe."
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"Don't touch the money. That's so obvious. Just be cool."
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"Oh, no. The baby's onto me."
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"I'm carrying a lot of money!"
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"Now, you're Sports Guy."
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"Hey, there's Ted Mosby of Mosbius Designs."
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"How's the home office coming, buddy?"
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"Well, it was going great till Robin started banging my assistant."
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"(EX CLAIMING)"
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"Ted, it's our apartment, okay?"
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"You leave a big chocolate cake on the counter,"
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"Mama's gonna cut her off a slice."
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