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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"Hire a cute assistant that you can sleep with,"
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"but instead you hire a cute assistant that Robin can sleep with."
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"And of course he's gonna sleep with her, Ted. Look at her!"
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"She's the greatest woman on the planet! I'm getting off topic!"
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"You're an idiot! That's my message! You're an idiot!"
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"No."
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"One person storming off isn't enough! Marshall, storm off with me!"
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"Barney. Dude, why are you this upset"
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"It hurts you how?"
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"It hurts because I love"
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"Ted"
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"having sex with women."
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"I'm a very dedicated wingman!"
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"I'll try, but look, there's no guarantees."
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"She's still really outraged about that joke."
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"(SIGHING) That joke!"
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"Tore our little group apart, pitted people I love against each other."
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"I wish that joke had never come into our lives."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"- It's kind of funny though, right? - It's so funny, man."
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"Hey, good news, PJ."
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"I like how instead of one of my designs, you chose this."
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"You know what? I must've sent in the wrong photo."
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"You think?"
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"By the way, I saw a shooting star,"
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"I'm sorry, PJ. I gotta get focused."
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"You're fired."
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"- You can't fire... - PJ, you're fired."
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"Fine!"
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"Hey, baby. I just got fired."
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"Oh! Wheel of Fortune."
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"I love having all this free time to spend with you."
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"- I'm going to kiss you here and here. - Ooh! Ooh!"
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"And here and here. And..."
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"- Oh! - Please stop."
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"You're already sick of him, aren't you?"
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"He's driving me crazy."
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"When PJ had a job, he was sexy. He was guardian of the bathroom key."
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"A hot guy telling you when you can and can't pee?"
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"(SIGHS) That's the dream."
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"That's the dream? The dream?"
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"Like what Martin Luther King was talking about?"
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"I have to end it, don't I? I'm terrible at breakups."
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"I still have to go a little bit,"
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"but I couldn't be away from you one second longer."
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"Oh! Listen."
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"- Dude, I don't know. - What?"
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"Yeah, it's just..."
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"lx-nay, you know?"
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"lx-nay on what?"
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"- Not feeling it. - Not feeling what?"
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"But friends and stuff?"
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"Oh, my God, this is the worst breakup ever."
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"You're breaking up with me?"
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"If that's what you want, I totally understand."
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"Hey, you still haven't activated that shortstop the Mariners just brought up."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"See, Sports Guy? People love you."
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"I can't be Sports Guy anymore, okay? It's killing me!"
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"I keep getting these constant texts"
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"(SOFTLY) Sometimes I even think that I'm being followed."
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"I need you to push that trade through, so I can set up my new lineup."
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"Wow, you really carry it in your shoulders, don't you?"
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"Seriously, it's over."
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"No."
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"some staffing changes in the office."
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"Hi, welcome to Mosbius Designs."
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"You got to be kidding me."
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"So, apparently Robin and PJ are an item again."
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"You got to be kidding me!"
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"Are you all right?"
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"Okay, since Lily's not talking to me, there's something that I have to tell you."
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"And this isn't easy to say, all right?"
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"...love... Wait for it."
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"...with... Wait for it."
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"(SIGHING)"
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"...a... Wait for it."
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"...certain... Wait for it."
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"Great."
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"(SCOFFS)"
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"Actually, in a weird way, we both think you're kind of perfect for each other."
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"- You do? - Yeah. Matter of fact,"
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"we even try to sit on the same side of the booth"
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"so you two will have to sit together."
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"Really? That's so sweet."
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"But let's be clear. I don't love her. Okay?"
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"I think about her all the time, and I imagine us one day"
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"running towards each other in slow motion,"
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"and I'm wearing a brown suede vest."
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"No. Maybe. Never. I don't know. Look..."
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"(EX CLAIMS)"
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"I just need to get that PJ idiot away from her."
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"If Lily were here, she'd know exactly how to get rid of him."
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"Maybe I can help."
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"Marshall, you're no Lily."
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"Lily is a diabolical puppet master,"
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"She's pure evil, Marshall."
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"OLDER TED: Meanwhile, my bizarre tug of war with Robin over PJ continued."
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"Hey, PJ. I was about to go on my wisdom walk."
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"- Want to join me? - ROBIN: Hey, PJ."
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"I took the bathroom key without asking."
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"What are you going to do about it?"
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"(SIGHING)"
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"Look, you guys are both great,"
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"but the truth is I'm taking another job."
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"These are for you."
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"Robin, I hope this letter offers some closure."
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"You can't trade Manny Ramirez for two middle relievers!"
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"If you veto that trade, I am out of the league!"
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"Hire the kid to be a paralegal."
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"He gets to do all the work, and you still get to be Sports Guy."
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"Pure evil, Eriksen. Pure evil."
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"Hey, thanks."
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"- What if I don't think of the books? - Excuse me?"
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"There's this famous architecture story"
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"about an architect who designed this library."
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"It was perfect."
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"But every year, the whole thing would sink a couple of inches into the ground."
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"Eventually, the building was condemned."
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"This company, it's just me."
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