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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Paul Williams (S01E01)

"It's The Muppet Show, with our special guest star, Mr. Paul Williams!"
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"♪ It's time to play the music"
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"♪ It's time to dress up right"
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"♪ It's time to raise the curtain on The Muppet Show tonight"
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"♪ To introduce our guest star"
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"♪ Celebrational, Muppetational"
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""We?" Well, yes."
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"Ha-ha, no, you don't tell jokes in the telephone pole bit."
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"and it's a real treat to have him with us on The Muppet Show -"
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"(♪ "Old-Fashioned Love Song")"
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"♪ Comin' down in two-part harmony"
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"♪ To weave our dreams upon"
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"♪ No need in bringin' 'em back"
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"♪ 'Cause they've never really gone"
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"♪ That's just an old-fashioned love song"
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"♪ Comin' down in three-part harmony"
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"Whoo, that's one of the problems with dishes, isn't it?"
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"in such fashion as this..."
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"Oh, goodness."
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""Silence." A poem by Rowlf."
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"That's me."
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""Hear the nothingness."
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""...faceless names, nameless faces"
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"(whispering)"
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"Will you all get outta here!"
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"(silence)"
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"I will cry in front of 30 million people."
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"Huh. I'll be darned."
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"You say that's your boy?"
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"(laughs)"
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"I just can't seem to hold onto a job!"
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"My last one only lasted for ten minutes!"
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"Hey, you wanna take a trip?"
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"♪ Gribbit-gribbit-gribbit"
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"♪ Well, I'm not worried about our kids"
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"♪ I know they'll turn out neat"
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"♪ Gwamp-gwamp-gwamp-gwamp ♪ Gribbit-gribbit-gribbit"
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"♪ Gwamp-gwamp ♪ Gribbit-gribbit"
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"♪ Gwamp-gwamp ♪ Gribbit-gribbit"
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"♪ Well, I'm in love with a big blue frog"
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"♪ A big blue frog loves me"
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"♪ Gwamp ♪ Gwamp"
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"You're not gonna hear that coming from me."
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"You promise? No."
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"The elevator... really?"
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"That's a ludicrous story."
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"Two tickets to New York City. Thank you."
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"(scat singing)"
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"and I was sitting at home watching television."
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"So I hung up,"
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"and then I went back to watching the television."
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"Darndest thing."
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"That's right, chief."
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"Besides, we'll be terrific!"
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"♪ That sympathy in rhyme"
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"♪ Start to show"
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"♪ Oh, from those good old days"
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"♪ Play it one more time"
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"♪ From those good old days"
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"(applause and whistling)"
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"(♪ "The Muppet Show" theme)"
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"♪ It's time to light the lights"
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"♪ It's time to put on makeup"
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"New York is so crowded, even the cemeteries have standing room only."
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"♪ So it really makes me happy"
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"♪ To introduce to you"
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"Mr. Paul Williams!"
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"(cheering and applause)"
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"♪ But now let's get things started"
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"♪ On the most sensational, inspirational"
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"♪ This is what we call"
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"♪ The Muppet Show ♪"
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"Thank you, thank you, thank you. Hi-ho, good friends."
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"Hey, we got a great show for you tonight."
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"Our special guest is Mr. Paul Williams,"
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"singer, composer, actor and all-around good guy,"
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"and we're not gonna do any jokes about his size."
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"But he's such a cute little fella,"
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"we're gonna make him an honorary Muppet."
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"Hark! I hear the cannons roar..."
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"No, hark, the cannons r..."
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"Ugh... Hi, Fozz. What's wrong?"
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"You look worried. It's my new act. I hope it works."
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"Oh, come on, you're the greatest! Yeah?"
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"Yeah, you're always good."
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"Besides, you're on soon. Now is no time to panic."
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"Oh, well, see, I got ten minutes of jokes here on the war of 1812."
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"Now is the time to panic."
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"Listen, if you're really in trouble,"
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"why don't you just use the old telephone pole bit?"
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""The old telephone pole bit?" Oh, yeah, it's the best."
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"I don't know it. It's a classic!"
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"It's a classic? Yeah!"
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"Terrific. I can use it. Tell me, what is it?"
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"The curtains open... The curtains open."
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"The audience is there... The audience is there!"
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"There we are together, on stage... There we are together..."
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"Hold it!"
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"No, you don't understand. You see, I am a stand-up bear."
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"Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah. See..."
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"I... I work alone."
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"I tell the jokes on stage, alone."
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"Why not? Well, you're the telephone pole."
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"Cute. Cute idea."
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"We'll see."
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"OK, right now, friends, it is my great pleasure"
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"to introduce one of the most talented people in our business -"
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"Mr. Paul Williams."
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"(applause)"
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"♪ Just an old-fashioned love song"
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"♪ Playin' on the radio"
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"♪ And wrapped around the music"
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"♪ Is the sound of someone promising"
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"♪ They'll never go"
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"♪ You'll swear you've heard it before"
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"♪ As it slowly rambles on and on"
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"♪ No need in bringin' 'em back"
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"♪ 'Cause they've never really gone"
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"♪ That's just an old-fashioned love song"
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"♪ That's just an old-fashioned love song"
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