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Clips from Superstore - Black Friday (S02E02)

"It wouldn't be fair."
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"Each."
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"Oh..."
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"Hey, Tate, how's it going?"
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"- It's going fantastic. - Great."
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"Nobody gets their prescriptions filled"
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"on Black Friday, so I got all the time I want"
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"to work on my screenplay."
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"- Oh. - It's about a pharmacist,"
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"obviously, who invents a pill"
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"that allows you to use all of your brain."
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"Oh, like "Limitless.""
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"Why do people keep saying it's like "Limitless"?"
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"It's inspired by "Limitless.""
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"Okay, uh, quick question."
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"Um, I'm trying to stay relaxed today,"
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"so Jerusha gave me these pills"
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"that she got after her train accident."
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"I just want to make sure I won't get hooked."
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"Alprazolam,"
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"Good, good times."
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"Yeah, it's a low dose. You should be okay."
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"Oh, okay."
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"Have you had anything to drink today?"
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"Uh, just three mugs of juice."
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"I think you'll be fine."
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"Okay."
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"No, I lied. It was seven mugs."
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"I just didn't want you to judge me."
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"Pretend I'm not here."
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"Why pretend when you could really just not be here?"
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"You know, everybody here is so jaded."
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"This is exciting! This is fun."
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"This is, like, the closest our country has"
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"to the running with the bulls in Pamplona."
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"- Ugh. - Okay, I'll shut up, sorry."
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"Wow, I just got really nauseous all of a sudden."
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"Nauseated."
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"I'm so sorry. That's, like, a reflex a mine."
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"I'm working on it."
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"It's like when..."
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"Finish this."
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"Mm-hmm..."
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"mm-hmm."
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"No, I don't know for sure."
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"I'm just saying that I might be."
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"Yes, we did, in the photo lab at work, remember?"
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"Who cares who initiated it, Adam?"
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"Wow."
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"All right, everybody, get ready."
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"Store is set to open in exactly one minute."
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"You don't have to say all the numbers."
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"60, 61..."
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"yeah, that's right."
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"I'm going up now."
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"Okay, uh, one last thought"
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"Yes, you can get pregnant from that angle."
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"You can get pregnant from any angle."
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"What?"
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"No, I can't... I can't hear you."
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"Ow!"
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"If I could just get everybody describing"
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"Hey, that's a new camera."
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"From all of us here at Cloud 9,"
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"Okay, well, we're, uh, only five minutes in,"
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"and already the, uh, beer tower display"
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"got knocked over onto Miles,"
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"so he's gone, and aisle 12 is covered with blood and glass."
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"But, uh, it's all... it's all good, boo."
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"I'm keeping it 100."
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"- That's not what that means. - No?"
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"Um, Glenn, I'm feeling a little bit sick."
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"No, Amy, do not fall apart on me, okay?"
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"You just need to stay calm."
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"- I need to go. - What?"
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"Attention, shoppers."
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"Cloud 9 brand tablets are half off."
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"The Halo Fog has an HD display"
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"and boasts a battery life of about 45 minutes."
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"Hey, I need you to work the register"
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"while Tim's in the bathroom."
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"Nah, I don't do registers."
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"Look, I know that it's really the hip thing"
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"for you millennials to not give a crap..."
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"That's not true, and we're the same age,"
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"but please, go on."
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"It's all hands on deck,"
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"so quit your Myspacing"
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"That's an order."
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"All right."
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"Fine, but the second you're done,"
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"I want you on register three."
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"The second I'm done."
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"You can also view thousands of movies"
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"on the Halo Fog."
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"I will now list some of the movies"
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"that are probably on there."
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""Mrs. Doubtfire," "Silence of the Lambs,""
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"that one where Nicolas Cage switches faces"
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"and says he's gonna eat a peach for hours..."
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"ooh, "Forrest Gump.""
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"That's a good movie."
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"Excuse me, do you have any more of these espresso makers in the back?"
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"Okay, could you get me one?"
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"It's all the way in the back."
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"Yeah, a lot of people need stuff right now."
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"How do we decide who to help first?"
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"Is it you? Is it them?"
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"You, them?"
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"You?"
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"Ew, no."
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"I want a bribe."
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"- Hey, Tate. - What?"
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"Um, do you have any extra pregnancy tests back here?"
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"Of course. Why do you need them?"
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"Oh."
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"Mm-mm-mm!"
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"Someone's a dirty bird."
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"Oh, no, I mean, I wouldn't call myself a filmmaker, like, capital F."
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"Oh, is this for you?"
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