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Clips from Superstore - Black Friday (S02E02)

"We'll see how it all cuts together in the end."
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"Extra dirty for a naughty little girl."
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"- I had to keep... - I didn't..."
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"Sucks we lost the Rams, huh?"
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"Oh, I'm looking for a little girl."
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"She has a big bow in her hair."
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"She's carrying a Baby Fashion Girl."
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"Okay, relax, we're gonna find her."
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"The important thing to do, though, is stay calm."
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"And see? There she is, doing fine."
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"Thank God."
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"And then Jenny dies"
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"of what is implied to be AIDS."
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"But we don't know."
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"And he puts Haley Joel Osment on a bus,"
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"and guess what?"
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"Same bus driver from the beginning."
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"What are you still doing here?"
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"You're supposed to be on the register."
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"It's a very long announcement."
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"Next up, "Apollo 13.""
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"I see what you're doing here."
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"In this film, Tom Hanks is a spaceman"
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"whose life is saved by a bunch of nerds."
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"Were you just waiting for me?"
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"N-no, I didn't even know you were..."
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"Sal's looking for a roommate, so that's, uh..."
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"It's negative."
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"I am not pregnant."
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"Oh, I'm so sorry..."
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"or happy for you."
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"I don't... whatever applies to your... you."
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"Well, it's complicated,"
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"'cause, you know, at first I was really panicked,"
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"Okay, dick, sorry I'm boring you."
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"No, no, it's not..."
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"I... I just suddenly..."
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"Out of my way, Rodriguez."
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"Oh."
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"Okay, everyone, here's the sitch:"
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"It appears that everyone in the store"
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"got very ill from food poisoning,"
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"probably from our potluck."
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"Oh well, sacré bleu."
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"You know, stuff happens."
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"As you can see, though, I am, uh..."
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"I am staying very calm."
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"I took a pill."
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"I don't think it did anything, though."
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"Oh, I like this store."
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"I just wanna go home."
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"I can't do this."
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"I'm one of those people who hates being sick."
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"Hot take, Mateo."
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"All right, we've lost half our staff."
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"We are what's left."
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"Sandra, you're off of go-backs."
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"I need you to cross-check Housewares."
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"Heather and Brett,"
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"you guys are on opposite puking cycles, right?"
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"So you can switch off."
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"And, um, Myrtle, I'm gonna need you to start folding,"
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"like, 1,000 times faster."
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"You got it. Full steam ahead!"
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"And then there's the one where Tom Hanks"
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"is in the airport the whole time."
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"Honestly, I checked out on that one."
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"Anybody see "Sully"?"
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"I didn't."
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"Oh."
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"If you're done with the announcement,"
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"register three could use a hand."
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"Neither do I."
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"Merry Christmas, kids."
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"It's a nightmare."
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"Excuse me."
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"Amy, uh, I need your key"
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"to the razor case."
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"Yeah, okay, just give me a sec."
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"I'm in... Bedding."
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"Roger."
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"Amy?"
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"Jonah?"
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"Hey."
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"Yeah, the line in the ladies' room was really long, so..."
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"Got it. No, no, no."
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"Please, uh, make your... self at home."
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"Thanks."
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"Hey, uh, you know why they call it Black Friday?"
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"We really don't have to make conversation."
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"Okay, okay, cool."
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"- We can just... - Yep."
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"- Be quiet. - Okay."
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"That's fine."
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"Total silence."
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"And then the volleyball floats away."
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"And weirdly, you're sad about it."
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"At least I was."
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"I feel like my insides are crawling through my skin."
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"Can I have a sip of that?"
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"I'll just go buy my own."
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"You know, I think someone already bought them all."
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"Hm. Well, well, well."
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"Who's all grown up?"
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"It's called war profiteering."
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"I learned about it in Social Studies."
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"I'm relieved, by the way, about not being pregnant."
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"- Oh. - You were asking earlier, so..."
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"Oh, oh, uh, good."
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"Yeah, no, I... I don't blame you."
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"That's... one child is... is enough."
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"I've always thought I wanted, like, two or three."
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"Oh."
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"Yeah, I mean, I think maybe I still do,"
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"just not with..."
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"with, you know, everything"
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"that's going on in the world, and..."
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"Yeah, it's, uh..."
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"it's complicated times."
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"So complicated."
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