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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - A Change of Heart (S06E06)

"[Giggles] Oh, hey, guys. This is Nate."
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"- Nate, these are my friends. - What's up, guys?"
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"Nate Scooberman, but everyone calls me Scooby."
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"Uh, I'd love to hang out, but I really gotta hit the john."
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"Uh, yeah. It's right in there, Scooby."
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"Thanks, brah. I like you guys."
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"Oh, Robin."
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"If you weren't so much stronger than me, I would slap you."
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"What? You told me to meet someone."
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"I know. And look, he seems plenty nice."
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"But I didn't mean bring home the first guy you bump into on the street."
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"Actually, I met him in the park."
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"- [All Groaning] - Should've just let you get a dog."
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"Oh, I should go. Lily, can I talk to you for a second?"
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"So, um, I made an appointment with that cardiologist."
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"Aw, and you want me to go with you 'cause you're a little scared?"
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"Do you want me to go with you because you're a lot scared?"
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"- Yes! - [Laughs] Okay, fine."
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"On one condition."
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"You have to promise me you won't lie to Nora."
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"Okay. I promise I won't lie to her."
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"I may, however, lie on her."
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"# A-bang-bang, bangity-bang ##"
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"- Well, Barney, your heart sounds fine. - See, Lily?"
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"She was worried."
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"Although it seems like you might have a slight arrhythmia."
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"- [Gasps] - Ow! Nails! Nails!"
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"It's probably nothing to worry about, but..."
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"I'd like you to wear this heart monitor..."
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"for the next 24 hours."
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"Twent... Flag on the play. Doc, I have a date tonight."
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"Don't worry. It's totally safe."
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"Unless part of your big date involves..."
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"Well, now it doesn't."
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"Okay, everything looks fine here."
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"alarmed about."
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"Go on, Doctor."
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"Well, let's see. Uh, Wheel of Fortune."
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"Naked push-ups. Naked chin-ups. I was at dinner."
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"This might be a little forward, but do you have a bomb strapped to your chest?"
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"[Laughs] This? No. No."
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"- It's a medical thing. - Oh."
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"I'm so sorry. I've been trying not to stare at your chest all night."
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"[Chuckles] What's that like?"
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"So, is everything okay?"
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"My friend's dad passed away from a sudden heart attack..."
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"so I'm just getting myself checked out too."
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"Oh, I am so sorry."
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"Uh, Barney, what I'm about to say..."
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"is gonna sound a little weird..."
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"but I think I'm starting to like you, so I have to say it."
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"Well, for what it's worth, I'm not easily shocked."
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"Unless you dump water on me, 'cause I'll just... [Imitates Electric Shock]"
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"No, what is it?"
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"I want to get married."
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"I mean, not tonight, or even to you necessarily."
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"But that's what I want."
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"And I want to live in a little house with a garden..."
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"and a tree for the kids to climb."
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"And I want to go to sleep every night with the same person by my side..."
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"and wake up next to him in the morning, every morning, for the rest of our lives."
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"[Steady Beep]"
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"Just thought you should know that."
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"You have to promise me you won't lie to Nora!"
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"That's exactly what I want too."
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"[Groans]"
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"I'm really into gardening, but these squirrels keep messing with my tomatoes."
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"Every time I see 'em in the backyard, I'm, like, "Get outta here!""
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"They run off, but sure enough, a few minutes later there they are again."
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"And I'm like, "Get outta here!" So annoying."
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"[Sniffing] I smell food."
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"Does this place have a kitchen? I'll be right back."
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"Oh, I actually think he's quite intelligent for what he is."
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"- He's totally a dog. - What? You saw him hitting on someone?"
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"No, no. I didn't say "He a dawg.""
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"I said, "He's a dog," as in a dog."
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"I think we've all noticed a few curious mannerisms."
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"Or, uh, rather, dog-erisms."
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"Uh, Scooby, the tag's still on your jeans."
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"Okay, Scooby. You ready?"
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"- Ohh! - Good boy, Scooby!"
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"That last one did not happen."
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"- Okay, you're right. - He dropped it."
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"Robin, it's fine. You said you wanted a dog, and you got one."
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"And the best part is he got his shots."
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"Hey, guys. Got my shots."
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"- You are so playful. - Nice job fetching those."
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"- Guys. - Yeah, guys, cut it out."
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"Scooby, sit."
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"Uh, yeah. And we hope our nosiness doesn't give you pause."
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"How did you meet?"
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"- Tell us the tale. - Yes, how did you whisk her off her feet?"
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"- Shed a little light on the matter. - Did you send her an e-mail?"
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"- Or did you call 'er? - Guys, stop hounding him."
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"Oh, geez."
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"No, you're right, Robin. We don't want your new guy to flee."
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"So, moving from Canada, that transition must've been pretty rough."
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"Sure was. My part of Canada's pretty different from New York."
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"Oh, I bet it was an incredible journey."
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"What part of Canada is that? Speak."
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"This isn't happening."
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"Hey, Nate, why don't you go play some music on the jukebox."
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"- No, I'm good. - Oh, shoot."
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"- Dropped my keys. - I'll get 'em."
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"Hey, guys. This is Nora."
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"- Hey. - Hey. How are you?"
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"- Nice to meet you. - Hi."
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"We were just passing by, and I wanted to pop in for two reasons."
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"First, I wanted to let you know that your friend Barney is being a perfect gentleman."
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"Well, it's still early."
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"I had no idea he had a deep down."
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"but, secretly, I want to have kids."
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"- How many do you want? - Three. One of each."
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"- You? - Three."
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"- All in an old stone house. - Yeah, with ivy growing on it."
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"- Cocktails on the patio. - And we must have a pool."
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"We?"
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"Pool sounds brilliant."
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"Are you for real, Barney?"
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"I really am."
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