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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - A Change of Heart (S06E06)

"And so did I."
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"And so did Robin."
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"There was only one holdout."
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"Actually, I'm thinking about getting a dog again."
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"- Oh, can she? Can she get a dog? Please, Ted. - No!"
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"and Lily's with Big Fudge."
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"[Growls]"
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"And she is indeed hot..."
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"which is why nothing..."
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"Yeah, I said it, beardy..."
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"[Ted Narrating] That night, Barney didn't take care of business."
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"## [Violin: Lullaby]"
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"I didn't even see her boobs."
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"She seems like something special."
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"# I said a-bang-bang, bangity-bang bang-bang, bangity-bang #"
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"Although I did notice a few irregularities, there's nothing to be..."
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"What happened at 8:46 p.m. last night?"
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"It's a... a heart monitor."
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"Thanks."
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"And if that's gonna scare you off, then I'd rather it scare you off now."
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"- [Monitor: Rhythmic Beeping] - I want a family."
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"- And what is he? - He's a dog."
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"Where?"
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"Good job, Scoob."
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"So, Scooby, if you're gonna be hanging out with our Robin, you should be properly vetted."
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"We're just trying to make sure he's not a heel."
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"- Labrador. - [All Laughing]"
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"I'm being serious. I had no idea that deep down he's such a romantic."
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"Oh, you should've heard him at dinner."
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"I mean, I like being single..."
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"- Unbelievable. - I know. Right?"
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"And that explains your 14-second cardiac arrest."
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"Really, Lily?"
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"- Marshall? - You got nothin' on me."
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"- The ballet class. - I once took a ballet class. Not ashamed."
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"Sorry, toots. He's taken."
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"Really?"
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"We're getting brunch tomorrow. Do you want to meet them?"
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"- I only have one rule. - [Groaning]"
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"- Walk me home? - Walk? Somebody say walk?"
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"You, uh, stay."
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"Kids, it was a big bag of sandwiches."
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"- You guys wanna fire these up? - Scooby, we're in our 30s."
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"[Groaning]"
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"Mislead? You lied to me! You had your friends lie to me!"
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"Okay, none of this suggests a systemic issue. Your heart's fine."
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"With a healthy diet you can live a long and happy life, if nobody stabs you."
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"[Rhythmic Beeping]"
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"[Beeping Resumes]"
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"It literally skipped a beat."
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"Mom, Dad, this is Barney."
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"Hi. I'm Barney. Great to meet you."
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"[Ted Narrating] Kids, the heart is a mysterious muscle."
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"You never really know what's going on in there."
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"So after Uncle Marshall lost his father, he decided to get his heart checked."
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"And so did Lily."
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"And then Marshall went again, just to be sure."
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"I don't need to go to a heart doctor."
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"I drink every day, I sleep three hours every night..."
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"and I have multiple sex partners."
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"I'm doing everything right."
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"Barney, this is important. We need you around for a long time."
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"Without you, we'd have to find some other sex-fueled, depraved animal to entertain us."
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"If you get a dog, I'm gonna be the one stuck taking care of it."
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"- You wouldn't have to take care of it. - Really?"
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"And who watered the philodendron on your bookcase and sang it back to life?"
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"Yeah. That was made out of silk, Ted."
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"Okay, Robin, what you need is indeed something that buries a bone."
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"But I'm not talking about a dog. I'm talking about a man."
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"- Here we go. - You're clearly trying to fill a hole. In her heart."
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"You feel like the seventh wheel because now Ted is with Zoey and Barney's with Nora..."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Big Fudge."
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""With?" I am not "with" Nora."
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"Wrong preposition."
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"Later tonight, I'm hoping to be on Nora. Right?"
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"Or under Nora. Right?"
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"Or... We're all adults. I'll just say it."
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"Behind Nora."
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"I don't know. This will be your second date."
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"Oh! Barney's got feelings for a girl."
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"Yeah. Penis feelings. Because she's hot."
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"Guys, as you know, I only have one rule."
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"[Ted Narrating] Barney said this a lot."
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"I only have one rule."
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"If you're gonna get it on in a porta-potty, do it early in the day."
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"I only have one rule."
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"Never screw over a girl whose last name ends in a vowel..."
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"'cause she's got brothers."
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"Never date a girl with a hook for a hand."
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"Never go out with the same girl more than once."
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"Then why are you going out with Nora again?"
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"There is an exception."
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"[Ted Narrating] And it was always the same exception."
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"Unless she's hot."
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"Unless she's hot."
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"Unless she's hot."
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"not even God himself..."
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"is gonna stand in the way of tonight being legen..."
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"Wait for it."
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"[Sneezes]"
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"[Groans]"
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"Uh-oh."
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"## [Upbeat Pop]"
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"## [Man Vocalizing]"
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"## [Ends]"
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"- Hey, Nora, sorry I'm late. - Hey!"
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"I'm just getting over a cold."
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"- Oh, no. How long have you been sick? - About 20 minutes."
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"- Can't seem to shake it. - Okay. 'Cause I was gonna say you look a little, um..."
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"[Coughing, Sneezing]"
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"Uh, let's say well-endowed... with phlegm."
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"The bed. [Chuckles]"
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"That's where all the... [Hawking]"
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"happens."
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"Come on. Let's get you sorted out."
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"Instead, Nora took care of Barney."
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"## [Lullaby]"
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"- Good night, Barney. - Good night, Mommy."
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"- Wow. She nursed you back to health? - No."
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"She just took care of me."
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