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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - A Change of Heart (S06E06)

"And the second reason we popped in is 'cause I need to use the loo."
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"But when I get back, I'm dying to hear all about Mr. Softy here."
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"I assure you, that's not a nickname that I..."
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"[Gasping, Wheezing]"
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"Barney, you promised you wouldn't lie."
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"I'm not lying."
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"Guys, Nora's really special."
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"In fact, I think I'm..."
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"falling in love with her."
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"[Shouting, Arguing]"
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"Guys, I'm serious!"
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"I'm not gonna let you do this. When Nora gets back here, I'm blowin' the whistle."
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"Just make sure it's not a high-frequency whistle..."
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"because we don't want to torture Robin's boyfriend."
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"Guys, this is real."
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"And if you don't make me look good in front of Nora..."
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"just remember, I have got dirt on each of you and I am not afraid to spill it."
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"Barney, you can't blackmail us into lying to Nora."
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"Even if I were to mention... oh, I don't know..."
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"your kindergarten class's pet guinea pig?"
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"[Gasps] Mr. Buttons!"
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"You son of a bitch!"
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"Fine. I'll be nice."
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"- The calzone? - Checkmate."
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"- Robin? - Don't say the Mr. T dream."
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"Don't say the Mr. T dream. Don't say the Mr. T dream."
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"- The Mr. T dream. - [Whimpers]"
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"- Ted? - Go ahead."
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"Give me your best. My life's an open book."
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"- The 'N Sync concert. - 1998, Cleveland's Gund Arena."
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"Front row. Caught J.C.'s shirt. What else ya got?"
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"Okay, Ted. The thermos."
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"I suppose it's possible Barney has real feelings for Nora."
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"There's a man back there who seems fascinated by the records flipping in the jukebox."
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"So, how do you all know Barney?"
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"Oh, I don't know. How do we know Barney?"
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"We did not meet him at a strip club. No, sir."
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"Because... Barney don't go to no strip clubs."
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"- Oh, come on. Barney's been to a strip club once. - Once?"
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"So Barney really is a genuinely nice guy?"
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"[No Audible Dialogue]"
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"I don't recall."
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"Okay, I think that we're done here."
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"I think that we have adequately established that Barney is..."
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"the kind of guy that you would bring home to meet your parents."
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"Okay, so let's just drop it. All right?"
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"That's funny you should say that..."
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"because, as it happens, my parents are in town."
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"They're only here, like, once a year."
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"Never, ever, ever meet a girl's parents."
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"- Not even if she's hot? - Not even if her mom's hot."
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"I'd love to meet your parents."
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"It's a date. We should get going."
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"- I'll go for a walk. I love a good walk. - No, Scooby."
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"Oh, no. I got called back into work."
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"Can you keep an eye on him until I get back?"
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"- He's new to the city and he doesn't really know anyone. - I knew it."
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"- I knew, if you got a dog, I'd wind up taking care of it. - He's not a..."
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"[Whispers] Stop it!"
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"Good night."
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"What do we do now? Oh! I got an idea."
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"What do we do now? Oh! I got an idea."
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"I was in the park today, and this guy sold me a big bag of..."
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"We don't smoke sandwiches anymore."
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"- Sandwich brownies? - Okay."
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"Sandwiches make me hungry."
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"Truth."
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"- Hey, I have a question. - Yeah?"
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"What did Barney mean when he said "calzone"?"
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"- Okay, I'll tell you. - Okay."
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"One time Barney saw me drop a calzone on the sidewalk..."
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"pick it up and then keep eating it."
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"- It feels so good to finally say that out loud. - Dude."
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"Listen to me."
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"You have nothing to be ashamed of."
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"That calzone sounds amazing."
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"Guys, I found this on the floor."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Scooby ate the whole tray."
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"[Imitating Scooby-Doo] Ruh-roh!"
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"Wait. Where is he anyway?"
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"Oh, dude."
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"Scooby got out!"
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"Here we are."
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"I had a really great time tonight."
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"Yeah, me too."
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"Do you wanna come upstairs?"
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"I'd love to."
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"There's just one little thing, and it probably doesn't matter, but..."
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"I don't want to get married."
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"Can you belie..."
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"Oh, my God! I found Scooby's wallet!"
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"Oh, no! That means the poor guy's out there with no identification."
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"Robin! Hey, hey, um, remember Scooby?"
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"- Uh, well, he got out. - "Got out"? What do you mean?"
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"He just walked out of the apartment. Someone must've left the door open."
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"- It wasn't me. - Me neither."
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"[Gasps] He must've figured out how to open it himself."
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"I know Paul Shaffer's sandwich guy. This could happen."
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"Guys! Get yourselves together and start looking for Scooby."
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"Can you pick up some calzones?"
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"Nora, wait, wait."
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"I'm sorry I mislead you."
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"I was on the spot. This is your fault."
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"You just can't tell someone exactly what you want out of a relationship."
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"This..."
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"isn't England."
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"Good-bye, Barney."
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"- Scooby! - Scoob!"
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"- Hey, great idea. - Uh, no. Great idea!"
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"Okay, if you were new in town and had just ingested an eighth of sandwich..."
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"where would you go?"
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"Of course."
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"Back to the pizza place!"
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"- Yeah! Maybe that's where Scooby went. - Who's Scooby?"
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"- Hey, guys. - Hey, have you seen Scooby?"
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"Uh, yeah. Isn't that him taking a leak on that fire hydrant?"
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"Scooby!"
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"Oh, hey! It's my friends!"
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"And that explains 12:51 a.m."
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