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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Farhampton (S08E08)

"You may rest assured, Barney Stinson..."
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"is absolutely, 100% going through with this wedding."
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"[ Exhales] Okay."
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"[Chuckles] Good news."
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"♪ ♪ [ Upbeat Pop]"
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"♪ ♪ [Ends]"
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"Okay, calm down."
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"Everyone feels this way on their wedding day."
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"- It'll pass. - No. It's more than that."
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"I am having a serious crisis."
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"I wonder if it would be hard to climb out that window."
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"Climbing out's easy."
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"Climbing in's the real challenge."
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"- It's the same window, isn't it? - Yeah."
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"As you may recall..."
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"Lily and Marshall were gloriously happy..."
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"While Barney and Quinn were gloriously happy, having just gotten engaged."
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"A nd Robin? Well-"
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"Man, that sumbitch had been in there since breakfast!"
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"Robin-1. Poppy seed-zero."
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"Heck, this calls for some champagne."
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"I think there's some in the fridge."
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"- if that's what you're thinking. - Aw, we're not?"
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"No, no, we are. I already took off your bra."
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"Oh!"
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"Hey, are you guys sure you can handle champagne?"
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"You haven't slept in, like, a week. We should just call it a night."
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"Oh, I see what this is about."
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"You feel weird because Barney's engaged."
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"What? No, of course not."
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"And I will tell you why it's not weird."
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"- What's not weird? - The fact that Barney's engaged."
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"- Barney's engaged? - Heck, this calls for some champagne."
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"I think there's some in the fridge."
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"You're deliriously exhausted."
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"- [Together] We're fine. - Really?"
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"We're not gonna be the kind of people..."
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"who have a baby and become total zombies."
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"Yes, Robin. We're not gonna be the kind of people..."
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"who have a zombie and become total babies."
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"Okay, well, what I was saying is-"
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"[ Robin Continues, Distorted ]"
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"Do you understand?"
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"- Yes! God, yes. - You are preaching to the choir, sister."
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"- Whew! - Hey."
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"So, I am thinking about my bridal party."
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"And, uh, I don't have a lot of girlfriends."
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"- Mmm. - I have work friends..."
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"but I worked at a strip club, and I know..."
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"they'll just complain about any bridesmaid's dress that has a front."
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"So, would you guys be my bridesmaids?"
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"- I'd be honored. - Yes. - [ Robin ] Of course."
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"Not you, Marshall."
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"- But, yay. Thank you. - Oh."
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"- Great. Oh, thank you. - Oh, my gosh."
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"It's gonna be so much fun. [Giggles]"
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"Yeah, now it's weird."
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"What's weird?"
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"Oh, I wouldn't worry about that, sweetie. She probably won't even ask you."
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"She just did. And we both said yes."
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"I think there's some in the fridge."
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"driving off into the sunset with Victoria..."
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"There was just one problem."
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"- My note? - Yeah."
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"- Is that a thing? - [ Brakes Screech ]"
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"It's common courtesy."
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"Look, when Stella left me at the altar, at least I got an explanation."
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"You read it. You reread it."
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"You memorize it. You sleep with it."
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"You sniff it because it still kind of smells like her."
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"tied to a brick right through her perfect little suburban bay window."
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"- I'll just text him. - You're leaving a note."
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"So Barney and I have already disagreed on a few of the wedding details."
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"and he wants to ride down the aisle on a grizzly bear."
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"He'll be wearing a tux."
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"Fine. Fine. I'll settle for a panda bear."
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"But you have to call my tailor. He'll be furious about this switch."
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"Hey, Barney, uh, we've gotta talk."
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"Um, Quinn just asked me to be one of her bridesmaids."
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"Isn't she even a little weirded out that you and I used to date?"
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"[Scoffs] Quinn doesn't have a jealous bone in her body."
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"She rolls with the punches."
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"- She- - Doesn't have a clue."
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"No, she does not."
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"Okay."
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""Klaus, there is no easy way to tell you why I won't be marrying you today."
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"Have a great summer. Victoria.""
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"That's it?"
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"No. No, we gotta do this right."
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"Well, you can't write it."
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"Oh, no. We're good."
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"Okay, fine. You write. I'll advise."
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"[Sighs]"
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"- [ Pen Scratches Paper] - Klaus-"
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"Just "Klaus"?"
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"Come on, give it some heart. The poor guy."
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"Dear, sweet Klaus-"
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""Sweet"? Are you still in love with this jerk?"
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"I'm doing this on my own."
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"You know, I feel bad for the guy."
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"I'm stealing the greatest girl in the world away from him."
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"Because you are loving..."
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"and you are going to go deliver this note."
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"It has to smell like you."
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"So Quinn has no idea that we used to date?"
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"None whatsoever."
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"[Sighs] Okay, Barney, think this through."
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"Do you really want to spend the rest of your life with Quinn-"
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"- Oh, God, you have a point. - Haven't gotten to it yet."
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"[ Laughs]"
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"Of course. Continue."
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"Do you really want to spend the rest of your life with Quinn..."
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"and keep this secret?"
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"I mean, she's gonna find out."
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"Quinn's never gonna find out, because I've destroyed every piece of evidence..."
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"that you and I were ever a couple."
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"That's ridiculous."
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"You couldn't have gotten rid of all of it."
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"You replaced me with a tiger."
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"I couldn't completely get you out of that one. Had to get creative."
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