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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Farhampton (S08E08)

"Well!"
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"Oh, right."
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"having just welcomed your cousin, Marvin."
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"Oh! Got it."
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"We'll get it. We're totally not gonna have sex in the kitchen..."
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"Oh, my God. Why don't you both just admit it?"
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"Heck, this calls for some champagne."
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"[ Ted Narrating] Mean while, I was also gloriously happy..."
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"who left her fiancé, Klaus, at the altar for me."
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"I wonder if Klaus found your note yet."
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"You know, the "I'm leaving you at the altar" note."
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"When you leave someone at the altar, you always leave a note."
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"I think common courtesy went out the window when I did."
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"I mean, that note is what keeps you sane."
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"I wanna go with a buffet..."
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"Okay."
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"One look, it's gonna be obvious it's a guy's handwri-"
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"I'm sorry. I just-"
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"You're not stealing me."
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"I'm choosing you."
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"Wait. You want me to go in there?"
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"It took everything I had to climb out that church window today, and..."
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"if I have to go back in there..."
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"I'm not sure I can do it again."
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"[Grunts]"
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"I know you guys are out of it, but you have to promise not to tell Quinn, okay?"
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"You know what? A note's redundant."
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"[Whispering ] Oh! That was close."
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"I almost just blurted out that Barney used to date Robin."
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"Fifty-two seconds."
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"They started dating. She went to Germany."
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"Also, I went on The Price Is Right and won a dune buggy."
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"You cannot tell anyone that you saw me."
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"[ Panting ]"
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"You guys did."
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"Okay, no one is going anywhere until we find out who told you."
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"So I just told Marshall and Lily. You tell 'em, guys."
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"- Mm-hmm. - Yes! God, yes."
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"[ Marshall, Lily Snoring ]"
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"Nick, hold on!"
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"[ Laughs]"
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"622 West 14th Street."
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"[ Ted Narrating] A nd so, Victoria and I were back where we started."
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"But there was something I couldn't get off my mind."
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"I'll be right back."
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"Ja, okay. I'm not sure what kind of vibe I was giving off before..."
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"No, no, no, no, no. God, no."
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"I just have one quick question."
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"[Speaking German ]"
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"[Chuckles] That is something we learn in kindergarten."
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"It courses through you like the water of a river after a storm..."
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"- in your hands- - [Man]♪ Coming up only ♪"
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"- ♪ All wrong♪ - Yeah, I think so."
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"♪ To know me ♪"
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"♪ They were ♪ ♪"
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"seeing how easy it was for you to throw away everything from our relationship."
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"[ Laughs] I-I could never do that."
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"Uh, excuse me."
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"Oh, hey. it's you."
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"but I am not interested in your schnitzel, okay?"
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"Victoria seems like a great girl."
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"Why wouldn't you want to marry her?"
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"Ach, okay. Victoria ist wunderbar."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. "Wunderbar" is the German word for "wonderful.""
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"- Yeah, I know. - Oh, you speak German?"
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"- No. No, no, no. - [Continues In German ]"
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"No, no, no. Just-Just the one word."
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"Oh. Oh."
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"Ah, okay."
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"Victoria."
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"There is a word in German."
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"I ebenslangerschicksalsschatz."
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"And the closest translation would be..."
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""lifelong treasure of destiny.""
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"And Victoria ist wunderbar..."
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"but she is not my I ebenslangerschicksalsschatz."
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"She is my Beinaheleidenschaftsgegenstand."
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"You know?"
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"You know wunderbar but you don't know Beinaheleidenschaftsgegenstand?"
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"I'm sorry. "Kindergarten" is the German word for-"
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"No, no, I know that one."
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"Oh, okay. But you don't know Beinaheleidenschaftsgegenstand."
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"It means "the thing that is almost the thing that you want..."
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"but is not quite.""
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"Das ist Victoria to me."
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"How do you know she's not I ebenslangerschicksalsschatz?"
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"I mean, maybe as the years go by, she'll get..."
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"Oh, nein."
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"I ebenslangerschicksalsschatz is not something that develops over time."
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"- It is something that happens instantaneously. - ♪♪ [Rock Ballad Intro ]"
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"filling you and emptying you all at once."
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"You feel it throughout your body..."
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"- In your heart- - ♪ To show you wrong ♪"
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"In your stomach-"
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"- ♪ And to know you is hard♪ - in your skin."
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"Of course, you feel it in your Schlauchmachendejungen."
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"Pardon my French."
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"- Have you ever felt this way about someone? - ♪ To know you ♪"
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"If you have to think about it, you have not felt it."
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"And you're absolutely sure you'll find that someday?"
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"Of course. Everyone does eventually."
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"You just never know when or where."
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"[ Ted Narrating] And he was right."
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"Unfortunately, the "when " of it was still a little ways down the road."
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"But the "where " of it?"
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"♪ So we wait for ♪"
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"- ♪ That's all we got♪ - Yeah, there's your change."
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"Oh-and don't forget your guitar."
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"♪ ♪ [Fades, Ends]"
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"You look like you're coming from a wedding."
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"- Was it a nice one? - Uh, it's a long story."
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"And I don't mean to be rude, but I really don't feel like talking about it."
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"Wow."
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"Okay, don't sugarcoat it, Mosby."
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"Just give it to me straight, okay?"
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"How bad is Barney freaking out right now?"
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"Oh, he's fine."
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"Oh, I'm serious. He's totally fine."
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"I have a better tie at home."
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"It's cornflower blue. It's cornflower blue!"
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