Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - Mary, Joseph and Larry (S03E03)

"My housekeeper told Marge I was at the U2 concert?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"Well, don't mention to anybody that I was at the U2 concert,"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- Let me see. - I got a..."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- Yeah... - All right, hey."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"Frankly, it's gonna hurt. There is the other alternative,"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"stay away from that for a couple of days."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"What? What's there to do?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"We need to do all their Christmas shopping,"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"Yeah, we're gonna pick out a Christmas tree"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"Of course we do. It's Christmas."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"Did you tip anybody yet for Christmas?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- No, no. - Huh?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"could you please just not tell them where I am?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"Oh, okay."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"Hey."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- You don't know his name. - Do you want to bet?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"I don't know how to pronounce it."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"I called the house and she told me."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- It's a little unsettling, you know? - It's unsettling."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"Nothing worse than Jews with trees."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"Oh, no. You were in a bad place, it's my pleasure."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"She's having big problems with Cheryl."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"She yelled at her. She was gonna quit... I had to talk her out of quitting."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"Please, I have things to do, okay?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"A merry Christmas to you, my friend. Thank you for everything."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"Thank you. Very nice."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"Did... did I tip him...?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"I'm not sure about that. You know what?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- I tipped him twice. - Really?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"'Cause he makes twice as much money. What do you mean, why?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"but I think I inadvertently tipped you twice."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- and then you walked on. - Yeah, and I did that twice."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"I'm sure you didn't realize it."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"Do you want your first tip back?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- No, Um-mm. - Okay."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"I'd like my second tip back."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"There was no second tip."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"You've got your gold triangle."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"It's like, the biggest thing I've ever seen."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"So did you finish your Christmas shopping yet?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"You know what? I think I'm gonna give her my grandfather's tallis."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- Tallis, what's a tallis? - I don't know that."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"That's okay."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"that Dora gave you for your birthday?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"for telling people where you go."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"because my doctor had heard that I went to the U2 concert."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"You went to the U2 concert?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"What, are you crazy? I didn't do that."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- You tipped our gardener twice. - That's really in poor form."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"I didn't know who to tip and who not. I forgot who I tipped,"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"that you got a bigger Christmas bonus than her?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"You anticipate it, and then you put a new one in the refrigerator,"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- I notice that. - Okay, Mr. Larry."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"Okay, let's discuss the toilet paper."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"I am never in that bathroom looking at cardboard."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"As soon as it runs out, you've got the new roll."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"I'm never running out of there"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- Finished? - No, no."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"Okay."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- Looky, looky. - Hey, hi, Sammy."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"Oh, all right, all right, look."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"All right. I made a mistake, I'm sorry, I apologize."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- I was thinking crazy things. - You insulted me, my friend..."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- Jeff. - Hey, Chris, how you doing?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- Oh, God, you're right. - You seem like such a lovely woman."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"I'm sure your work is terrific, 'cause I've seen the house..."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- Honey, Sammy's hungry. - Okay, let's go."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"Something wrong?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"O come let us adore Him"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"Yea Lord, we greet Thee"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"Jesus to Thee be all glory..."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"We got them off the Internet, Larry. They're a little different."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"O come let us adore Him"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"Laid down His sweet head"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"Looked down where He lay"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- I'm sorry. - Yeah."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"on that goddamn Larry David, the four-eyed fuck."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"I'll kill him!"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"Excuse me. Can I talk to you for a second?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"We don't have a Nativity scene in my house. We had one, but I ate it."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"You know, obviously we would work something out."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"Well, we'd have to maybe discuss the donation."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"Huh, I don't really want to say, but I guess I'm forced to."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"Okay. Which one are you?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- Hello, sir. - Hello."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"You'd make a pretty good living."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- Does that work for you? - Yes, sir."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"This is fantastic. Look at this."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- This is great, I love this. - Thank you."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- Yes, yes. - Yes to both?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"That would be fantastic, thank you."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- Don't eat the peppers. - I like the peppers."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"Are you okay?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"It's driving me nuts, Joseph. Driving me nuts."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"What?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"Come on, Joey, between you and me..."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- What do you do? - No. You know what? We're leaving."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- Hey, Larry. - Hey."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- How are you? - Okay."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"Did I hear that you were at the U2 concert last night?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"I got to tell you, man, I been thinking about that"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- and I can't see you there. - My wife dragged me there."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- She had these tickets... - Uh-huh."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"So I did it as a favor to my wife."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"It's a little embarrassing to me."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"Don't be embarrassed. You like to rock and roll."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"How'd you know I was at the U2 concert?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"Well, you know Marge, at the front."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"She called to confirm your appointment,"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"your housekeeper told her that you had been there."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"That's what... apparently, yeah."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"Yeah. I didn't know you were into the rock and roll thing."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"I'm not. You know, I don't like the idea"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"that everything I do people are finding out about"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"through my housekeeper, that's all."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"Hey, I don't know what else you did yesterday."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"That's the only thing I know about yesterday."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- if you can. - All right."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"Let's move past that. What do we got going on here?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"I have something stuck in my throat."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Show more clips