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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - The Gang Texts (S14E14)

"I'm not missing this lion feeding."
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"you know, where you can pop your head up out of the ground"
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"I really feel like we need to stick together."
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"-when we were seven. It's fine.-I-I got trampled"
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"Because modern technology has figured this out for us."
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"No, everybody knows that "five min away""
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"eat a pile of dead meat?"
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"Okay? Quite alive, I assure you."
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"-That's a thing? Zoos do that? -That's a thing."
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"-CHARLIE: No, he doesn't. -Well, goddamn it, he did."
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"-You... ditched me? -Oh, shut up, Dee. Shut up!"
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"Who? Frank?"
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"-Oh, well, I just want to makesure we're all on the same page.-DEE: Oh, my God."
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"Huh?!"
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"-Frank. Text...-Frank! What? Text us! Text us!"
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"I can't... I can't... You know what?"
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"I'm gonna text y... Check your phone!"
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"Aw, come on. Too late, Dee."
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"I know what that means."
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"the way a meerkat might."
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"it can warn a whole group of, like, an eagle or whatever."
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"I-I'm sorry, a-are you schoolingme on meerkat knowledge?"
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"they don't chirp. They chirrup."
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"Oh, yeah? You think you know a ton about the meerkat?"
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"and scent-marked all over himself."
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"Aw, goddamn it. Where is Frank? I just..."
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"-I'm-I'm horny for a butt? -'Cause you're gay. -FRANK: Hey-o!"
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"Yeah, well, I was stuck behind that woman driver."
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"Yeah, we got that."
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"Aw, c... Too late, Dee. Come on."
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"-you know? -She sucks."
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"-I texted a peach. -I already did that, Dee."
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"Oh, yeah. There it is."
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"Ooh, you know what I'll do? I'll do a fist. Right?"
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"No, that... I was wrong. That was funny. I..."
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"Oh, my God. Stop. I..."
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"-Look at that. -Yeah, but..."
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"at the exhibit entrance? Excuse me, sir?"
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"Sir? Yeah."
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"It was a goat, and it was a lunatic."
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"Oh, were they? Fascinating."
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"It was so scary!"
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"-Oh. -What does that mean?"
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"I'm gonna de-escalate. I'm gonna de-escalate."
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"-Probably pissed he can't find us. -Wait."
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"Ah."
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"or he went to go seethe lion?"
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"I don't know. Let me ask."
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"Oh. Yeah, yeah, I..."
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"-Oh. He's mad. -Oh, no, but... -Yeah."
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"What does that mean? I don't know. Dee-Dee sucks, man."
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"Oh, yeah. "We're coming.""
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"Charlie made it work."
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"All right, let-let-let's get back there."
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"Okay. All right. Well, stop walking like..."
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"-Uh..."
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"-Yeah. -What?"
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"-Mm. -Oh, yeah."
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"I'm just gonna speak from the heart."
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"Let me just text s-something from the heart"
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"-Come on. -Is there a...?"
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"-Hinder. -How do you not get "timber"?"
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"He's probably gonna take some time and respond to..."
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"-Yeah. -He is... -"K" means "okay.""
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"-Oh, now he's calling me."
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"You could just text, but no. Call me, call me!"
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"-Uh, what is that? -I called him the "F" word."
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"It's a bundle of sticks."
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"No. Dee, no. You can't do that.That's not funny."
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"But it doesn't matter. That's offensive, okay?"
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"That tells me that you're just not funny at all."
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"- Yeah. -What?"
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"What's so funny about what you did?"
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"It-it says that, uh, Frank's on fire"
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"I'm joking that maybe we should get the Jew lawyer"
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"and have an arbitration aboutwhat words we can and can't use"
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"Should we just get out of here?"
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"-Well, okay, but hang on."
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"Whoa! Whoa, whoa. Dennis, wait, wait,"
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"Oh, no."
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"-Please? Let's just drop it."
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"We'll go to the meerkats. We'll have fun."
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"and they're not hungry anymore."
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"It's funny 'cause he can't get the banana."
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"All right, dude. You know what?"
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"You're gonna send another gi...Another gi..."
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"It's a gay thing, so you reallywouldn't understand."
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"bathrooms at zoos are, like,"
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"I just want to go meet my needsreal quick..."
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"-Your neck's very high. -Yeah."
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"Don't look at me."
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"I came to piss."
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"Yes, but I have some new information."
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"-Go on. -Yeah."
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"I heard an employee in here. He was talking about it."
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"But if you're gonna join me,"
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"Okay."
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"Yeah."
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"Huh?"
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"-Andy the dummy. -: Yeah."
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"-He can be pretty shy. -Yeah... He can be... Yeah."
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"Goddamn it!"
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"So, this should be getting started any minute."
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"You know, I got to say, something feels a little off"
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"That doesn't feel safe, you know."
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"And why are a bunch of childrenin the exhibit as well?"
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"Excuse me?"
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"When is the goat going to be fed to the lion?"
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"and was told there was going to be a sacrifice."
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"Uh..."
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"-Dennis, I, uh... -It's fine."
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"This is all fine."
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"♪ Circle of life♪"
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"-That was amazing! -I knew what you were saying"
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"-by the looks on your faces. -Yeah. -Yeah."
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"And I-I really appreciated that, bro."
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"WOMAN: Thank you for joining the focus group."
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"You gotta beef up security.You know how easy it was for meto get in that window?"
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"-WOMAN: Oh, my God! -MAN: Ooh."
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"Look at these hardwood floors!"
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