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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - The Gang Texts (S14E14)

"but if people don't respect you,"
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"ANNOUNCER: FXX presents..."
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"It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia."
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"ANNOUNCER : Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Philadelphia Zoo."
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"-Just a reminder that... -Damn it. Where is Frank?"
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"CHARLIE: Oh, lions are cool, man."
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"For sure. But, you know, the best exhibit's"
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"-the meerkats. You know? -Meerkats!"
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"-Hey, man, you know, they have those bubbles,"
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"-and look around. -Yeah, you're looking around."
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"It's like you area meerkat."
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"No, I'm not waiting for Frank. I'm-I'm just gonna go in."
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"-No. -'Cause I-I don't want to wait here for the guy."
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"I know. But I think we should..."
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"-CHARLIE: Huh? -Dee, will you calm down? She got lost at the zoo"
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"-by wild animals at the zoo when I was seven. -Sheep."
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"-At the petting zoo. -Goats!"
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"-It was. -You don't have to worry about that. Okay, guys?"
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"That is why I started this group text chain."
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"You know? So we can stay in constant communication."
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"I'm just gonna hit up Frank real quick,"
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"-and we'll find out what's up."
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"Guys, this way, nobody is gonna get lost,"
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"because the texting keeps us all on the same page."
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"-Okay. -Oh. Well, see, there you go."
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"-Frank's five minutes away. -Great. -No, no, no."
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"actually means 20 minutes away, okay?"
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"I'm not missing this live feeding, okay?"
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"Oh, no, no, no. Wrong. Alive."
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"What's this?"
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"-Dennis has a boner? He does? -Yes."
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"I did. It's gone now."
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"Uh, do we have to do this whole texting thing?"
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"-I mean, Dee's already annoying.-She's always been annoying,Charlie."
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"That's why we ditched her when she was seven."
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"God, don't make this all about you."
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"-go with you, 'cause I don't want to get ditched again. -Fine. Whatever."
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"-Yeah, we'll catch up with you.-DEE: Look, look, look."
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"And just text us when he gets here."
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"Yes, Frank. Who else would we be talking about?"
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"Text us when Frank gets here!"
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"BOTH: Text us when Frank gets here!"
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"-I can't... Let me just... I'm-a... -Text 'em now."
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"- God, I'm so thirsty. -Yeah."
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"Well, that's the cinnamon in the churro."
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"-That'll make you thirsty. - You know what?"
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"I'm gonna... I'm gonna update the group."
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"-Why are you texting that?"
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"Oh, well, I just wanted to, uh,update the group on my status."
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"Yeah, but that's, like, a sexual thing, man."
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"That means you're thirsting for something,"
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"which means you're horny for it."
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"Dennis is funny with the texts, man."
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"Huh."
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"Goddamn it. Where is Frank?"
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"I'm just... You know what? I'm just gonna text him again,"
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"'cause I don't know what the hell's going on."
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"Where you be?"
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"What does that mean? He's..."
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"-It's a dancing woman, a smiley face and a gun. -Oh."
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"He's stuck behind a woman driverand he wants to shoot himself."
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"-Oh. -Mm-hmm."
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"All right. Well, I'm just gonna update everybody."
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"-"Late." -Yeah, but come on, man."
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"You keep sending updates with no new information."
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"No, no, I'm just keeping the whole group updated"
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"Yeah, but a meerkat's efficientin how it updates."
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"You know what I mean? Like, one little chirp,"
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"It doesn't need to, like, chirp over"
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"and over and over again, you know?"
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"Well, first of all, smarty-pants,"
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"Well, did you know that the alpha pair will scent-mark"
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"the subordinate to show that it's the leader?"
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"If they find the weak one,they start pissing all over it."
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"Yes. Of course I know that, Charlie."
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"By the way, I'm not the onethat passed out halfway through"
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"-I drank a case of beer, man. -So did I."
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"All I'm saying is you don't have to text, like,"
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"-every three seconds, you know?-"
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"-You're gonna text it again? -Yeah, I'm gonna..."
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"-I just got to make sure everybody knows. -It just means that you're..."
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"you want... you're horny. Oh."
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"Ah, Dennis g... Dennis nailed it."
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"-What-what does that mean? -A peach is a butt."
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"You're horny for a butt."
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"-Sorry I'm late. I had... -Oh."
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"...had to get a bag of bananas so I could taunt the gorilla."
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"It took you two hours to get bananas?"
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"I thought I texted you that."
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"-Let's just go inside. -I..."
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"You know, speed's very importantin comedy texting, Dee."
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"If it looks like you thought about it for a while,"
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"it's pretty lame."
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"So it's like he's thirsty fora fist in the butt."
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"I don't think anybody's gonna get that."
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"You know? Plus, the moment is long gone. I mean..."
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"-Goddamn it. What..."
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"Oh, Dee."
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"Well, you guys are too fast on this thing."
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"-Don't answer. I got this. -Let me just..."
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"-I can... No, no! No. -But you're... Okay, go, go."
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"I got it, I got it. Okay."
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"What's a... funny thing I can..."
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"-Go. -Well, I mean..."
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"-Quick. Concise. Job done. -Whatever."
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"-Okay. -No confusion."
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"-All right. Sea lions, here we are. -Okay."
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"-All right. Where are they? -Yeah."
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"-Mm? -Wait a minute."
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"-He said in front. He's not in front. -Eh."
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"-Exhibit ent... -Entrance?"
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"Oh, come on. I got to go rescue these guys"
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"Um, h-how long do we have till the lion begins feeding?"
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"Five minutes out? Okay.Thank you, thank you. All right."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Slowdown. I don't want to get lost."
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"No, I will not adjust my gait to accommodate"
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"your weird insecurities about sheep."
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"Its eyes were going in every direction."
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"-Tell me more! -He pounced on me,"
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"and then all of his friends moved in for the kill."
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