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Clips from Glee (2009) - Drama (S02E02)

"The Health and Wellness teacher's out with a mad case of the herp. Yikers."
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"- Oh, it's so good to see you! - You too!"
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"Oh, this face. This face!"
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"Oh. Oh, this is, uh..."
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"- Oh, hi. Nice to meet you. - Very nice to meet you."
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"This is Holly Holliday."
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"- Hi, Holly. - Have a seat here."
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"- Oh, thank you. - Wow!"
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"So, I'm curious why you don't, uh..."
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"think that celibacy is a valid choice for teenagers."
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"Oh, I think it's a valid choice."
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"I just don't think it's that realistic."
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"You know, it's like saying vegetarianism is an option for lions."
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"I just read in the newspaper that 90 high school girls..."
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"in a Memphis school district got pregnant within three months."
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"I mean, it is Tennessee, but still."
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"We've got to shake things up, you know?"
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"Information is power."
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"Oh, and by the way, Will, some of your Glee kids are the most clueless."
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"Demonstration."
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"This is a condom, which can help prevent the spread of H. I. V..."
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"Wait. Cucumbers can give you AIDS?"
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"We've got to educate these kids."
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"I strongly disagree. I don't think that we should barrage these kids..."
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"with graphic information."
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"They're kids. I don't want to steal their innocence."
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"Are you, like, some kind of crazy pope lady?"
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"Think about the images that these kids are exposed to."
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"I mean, think about what they have access to."
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"That doesn't make it okay, and it shouldn't change the message that they get from us..."
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"which is this is serious stuff, and it's not for kids and it's not for adults!"
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"Okay, well, I think that's a little naive."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to have crazy sex..."
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"because I'm crazy informed about it."
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"Kidding."
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"Hasta luego."
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"Hasta luego."
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"Oh, man."
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"How about you and I pop in some Sweet Valley High this evening, get our cuddle on?"
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"Look, I'd really like to get my sweet-lady kisses on..."
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"but I haven't been feeling very sexy lately."
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"Please don't tell anyone."
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"Okay? Especially Artie."
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"Yeah, sure. Your secret's safe with..."
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"Oh, my God. Brittany's pregnant."
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"Oh, my God. Brittany's pregnant."
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"- For what? - Brittany to get pregnant."
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"- For what? - Oh, you didn't hear?"
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"Your girlfriend's preggo. You're gonna be a baby daddy."
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"All right, folks. Regionals is in a week."
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"It's time to get deep into our set list."
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"Artie, you okay?"
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"My life is over."
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"How am I supposed to support a baby?"
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"How could you not tell me about this?"
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"Wait. Brittany, are you pregnant?"
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"Definitely. I'm so sorry, Artie. I didn't want to upset you."
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"I thought I could surprise you when I dropped him off."
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"Um, babies don't get dropped off."
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"Brittany, have you been to a doctor yet?"
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"That's the only way to be sure."
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"I don't need to go to a doctor."
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"I just need to look outside my window."
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"Three days ago, a stork built its nest on top of my garage."
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"I'm not stupid. It's obviously getting ready to bring me my baby."
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"I know where babies come from."
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"And that's when I realized you were right."
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"Let's go, Health and Wellness Jazzercise class!"
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"Do we feel our hearts pumping yet, guys?"
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"You see? We have really got to educate these kids."
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"I want to educate them, not titillate them."
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"Didn't you ever read Jessica Seinfeld's cookbook?"
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"It's all about taking vegetables and hiding it in food..."
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"so that you can trick kids into eating what's good for them."
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"Shake it!"
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"Ah! And loose."
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"I'm not following."
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"It's Jazzercise, Will. It's really not that hard."
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"- No. - Grease it."
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"All I'm saying is, all we have to do..."
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"is find a way to sneak in the sex education lesson in a less provocative way."
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"And stretch."
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"- You guys were awesome! - Yeah!"
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"- How good do we feel? - Awesome!"
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"Are we sweating? Yes."
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"Next week, we are going to talk about the power of muscle testing."
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"Yeah? Bye. Love you."
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"Bye!"
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"Okay, here's what I think you should do."
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"Let me come into Glee Club this week, and I'll show you what I mean."
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"The kids will think that they're getting ready for regionals..."
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"but really, I'll slip in a little lesson about how to avoid S.T.D.s."
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"And speaking of S.T.D. s, how is your dating life?"
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"Um, right now, I'm the president of the Celibacy Club."
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"Mmm. That's a waste of some fine man-butt."
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""Sexy.""
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"I really hope that's not one of the requirements for regionals..."
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"because with Berry in those tights, we don't stand a chance."
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"No, this isn't about regionals. I'm less worried about that right now..."
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"and more worried about the fact that it's become clear to me..."
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"when it comes to understanding the..."
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"the, uh- the intricacies of adult relationships."
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"Yeah, anyways."
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"Along with preparing for our regional next week..."
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"I want to spend the week educating ourselves about some of these intricacies."
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"Is this the appropriate forum for that?"
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"Look, whenever we had, uh, issues in the past that are on our minds or giving us problems..."
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"Hola, clase."
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"Oh, no. It's the salad lady."
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"It's just like hugging, only wetter."
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"I have always been dubious."
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"And, Brittany, you think that storks bring babies?"
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"Well, that's all gonna end right here, right now."
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"- I'm so turned on right now. - What about those of us who choose to remain celibate?"
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"Oh, well, I admire you."
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"Although I think you're naive and possibly frigid, I do admire your choice."
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"- I think this is a good time for a song. - Oh, yes. Okay."
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"- Okay. - Rule number one. Every intimate encounter..."
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"that you're ever gonna have in your life is gonna start with a touch."
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"Hit it!"
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