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Clips from Glee (2009) - Drama (S02E02)

"The Celibacy Club will now come to order."
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"- Emma. - Emma. Emma Pillsbury."
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"which can lead to AIDS, and it also prevents pregnancy."
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"Hey, Britt-Britt. So, listen."
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"It was only a matter of time."
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"Oh. Congratulations!"
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"- How are we going to do that without being too graphic? - Breathe it in."
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"I'm still talking about the vegetable hiding."
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"Oh!"
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"that some of you have been lacking..."
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"it's always helped us to sing about it."
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"So, this week I have invited a special guest."
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"Miss Holliday."
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"Is it true that you thought you got your girlfriend pregnant via hot tub?"
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"I get my information from Woody Woodpecker cartoons."
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"Because today, we are gonna get under the covers, all together..."
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"and get the ditty on the dirty."
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"# Talking's fine #"
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"# All you do is sit and stare #"
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"# There, yeah #"
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"I'm not sure people know who that is."
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"- We heard you pushed him down the stairs. - No, you can't prove that."
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"that his team's Achilles' heel is their utter lack of sex appeal."
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"So, Porcelain, quid pro quo."
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"Probably should have nailed that down before I gave you my top secret intel."
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"letting Holly come in and just teach the Glee kids about stuff."
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"I mean, why didn't you just pair them up, huh? Rent 'em a bunch of motel rooms."
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"I'm not sure I heard that last part right..."
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"Wow. If your lovemaking prowess..."
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"Do we make your knees turn to jelly?"
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"# I do it every time #"
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"# Hush, hush, the world is quiet #"
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"# Why can't you understand? #"
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"# Take a bite of my heart tonight #"
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"It just looked like you were having gas pains or something."
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"Great. How are we supposed to get up on the stage at regionals and sell sexy to the judges..."
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"I really like when we make out and stuff."
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"Which isn't cheating because..."
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"Well, sometimes it's sweet, and sometimes it's salty."
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"by not only your ambition, but by how comfortable you are with your own bodies."
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"Agreed. Uh, now for the downside."
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"'Cause we're in Japan."
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"No."
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"I still feel a little tingle when I hear Ani DiFranco."
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"It's about who you fall in love with."
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"Britt and I may need your help to sing it."
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"and what would their mothers think, and why would you get that tattoo there?"
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"Then maybe we should have a conversation about it. I'll tell you what I know."
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"Kurt, you're gonna have to learn about it someday."
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"# Not your shoe size #"
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"# Kiss ##"
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"I am so into you."
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"Oh, you don't want any of this."
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"I'm damaged goods. Yes, it makes me terrific in bed..."
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"his fingers in his ears and starts singing."
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"You know, Dalton doesn't even have sex ed classes. Most schools don't."
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"# I climbed a mountain and I turned around #"
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"# What is love? #"
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"# Well, I've been afraid of changin' #"
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"# Children get older #"
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"# And I'm getting older too #"
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"# And if you see my reflection in the snow-covered hills #"
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"# Well, the landslide brought me down #"
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"You get tensies for menses."
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"I've hit rock bottom, and I've come here to set myself straight."
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"That's just awesome, Noah. And you're just in time..."
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"- We need at least one more dude. - I've got that covered."
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"# Gonna find my baby, Gonna hold her tight #"
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"Isn't this a strange song for the-the Celibacy Club to sing?"
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"- Sure. - Afternoon Delight is a dessert."
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"It's made with coconut and pineapple and marshmallow fluff."
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"I think Emma and I need an appointment."
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"- What are those? - Those are some pamphlets..."
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"is covered in the pamphlets."
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"but we're not really thinking too much about, you know..."
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"or, you know, how the other person feels about it."
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"Is that it?"
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"Girlfriend, what is up with that?"
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"that happens."
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"You know, I was sort of thinking the same thing..."
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"Just like your legs. Oh! Ha. Kidding!"
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"But it wouldn't be right."
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"and I'm lucky enough that you're still single..."
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"I like you, Lauren. I like wooing you."
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"Speaking of being intimate, what's with the hickey, Quinn?"
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"It's not a hickey."
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"Is that your mom?"
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"But that's not all this is about though, right?"
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"Oh, well, I won't keep you."
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"English - US - SDH"
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"Let's start the meeting by reading the minutes from last week's meeting..."
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"where we read the minutes from the previous meeting..."
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"and Rachel spent the hour quizzing Quinn about the nature of her relationship with Finn."
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"Questions somebody still refuses to answer."
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"And I will continue to refuse to answer them because they are none of your business."
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"All I will reveal is that I rejoined the Celibacy Club to focus on me."
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"Me too. Finn is Kryptonite, which is why I'm focusing all my energies on my songwriting."
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"Yes, and I have to say I am very inspired that both of you are showing how celibacy..."
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"is a viable option for teens who simply aren't ready for intimacy..."
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"and for those who are older and are terrified of the hose monster."
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"I have a little bit of club swag here that I think's really gonna catch on."
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"Ready?"
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"Chastity charms."
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"We hand out the little hearts, but not the key."
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"- And, ladies, that's what keeps us safe. - I have some questions."
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"Some things that I-I'm curious about."
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"No, no, no. Why be curious? No. Wait to have relations until you're comfortable, right?"
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"Maybe till your honeymoon, I don't know."
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"Maybe even later."
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"Celibacy, ladies! Dig it!"
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"I'm just so disappointed."
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"Why? I thought you wanted the chastity charms to catch on."
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"I did, until I realized they were wearing the chastity charms as clip-on nipple rings."
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"I know preaching abstinence is hard, but I've seen how a teen pregnancy..."
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"can turn a kid's world upside down."
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"So keep fighting the good fight."
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"And I'm happy to do whatever I can to help make celibacy an option for these kids."
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"I don't know, hot stuff."
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"Sounds pretty lame."
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"- Holly! What are you doing here? - Subbing!"
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