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Clips from Glee (2009) - Drama (S02E02)

"# No one in sight #"
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"- # Do you wanna touch # - # Yeah #"
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"# Oh, yeah #"
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"# Beggin' on my knees #"
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"# Do you wanna touch me there? #"
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"# Yeah Oh, yeah #"
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"# Oh, yeah #"
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"# Do ya? Do ya? #"
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"# Do ya? Do ya? ##"
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"So, just remember- whenever you have sex with someone..."
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"you're having sex with everyone they've ever had sex with..."
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"and everybody's got a random."
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"Don't you think it's time..."
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"for the Warblers to do a Joan Armatrading medley?"
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"Well, well, if it isn't my sweet, sweet Porcelain."
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"Coach Sylvester. What are you doing here?"
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"Oh, just picking up some coffee. I like my enemas piping hot."
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"Actually, boys, I heard that this was a Dalton Academy hangout..."
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"and I come in a spirit of fellowship."
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"As you no doubt have heard, I've taken over for the coach of Aural Intensity."
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"This is just sort of how she talks."
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"So, I happen to have some top secret intel."
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"Will Schuester has finally realized..."
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"The New Directions are getting sexy..."
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"and the key to regionals is out-sexing them."
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"And I suspect that the judges..."
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"are scoring extra for it this year."
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"What do you have for me?"
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"I'm sorry, Coach, but you and I are not in cahoots."
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"Porcelain..."
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"you just made a powerful enema."
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"- We got to hold an emergency meeting. - Why?"
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"Weren't you listening? The judges at regionals have an eye out for something new..."
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"which means the Warblers got to do something sexified."
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"Whoa. I had no choice, Emma. These kids are totally unprepared."
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"Look, in the spirit of fairness..."
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"why don't you and the kids in your Celibacy Club come in and do a number?"
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"- What, like, sing? - Yeah."
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"We're trying to teach through song..."
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"and yours can be a counterargument to Holly's."
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"Well, I look forward to the opportunity to nail her to the wall."
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"You know what I mean."
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"You're finally gonna let me motorboat those twins?"
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"Remember I told you I had a master plan? Here it is."
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"Can you think of a celebrity who released a tape..."
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"of their intimate relations that didn't make them more famous?"
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"If this is going where I think it's going, I may need to sit down."
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"Rachel Berry wants to be a famous singer. I just want to be famous."
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"Doing that number for Glee Club was my first step toward being a star."
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"I want to be like a Kardashian."
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"I want a TV show and a fragrance."
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"It'll be called Zizes, and the slogan will be, "You just got Zized!""
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"'cause I'm getting a little light-headed..."
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"but if we make one of those tapes, that means..."
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"is as impressive as your skills at deduction..."
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"I would like to welcome the ladies of our sister school, Crawford Country Day."
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"As you know, the Warblers are competing in our show choir's regionals competition next week."
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"So, what we're going for here today, ladies, is something a little..."
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"a little sexy."
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"But we need your input. Are we scream worthy?"
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"So, without further ado, hang on to your bobby socks, girls..."
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"'cause we're about to rock your world."
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"# I feel the chemicals kickin' in #"
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"# I wanna run and hide #"
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"# And I won't be denied by you #"
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"# Oh, oh What are you waiting for? #"
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"# Take a bite of my heart tonight #"
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"- # Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh # - # Hush, hush, we both can't fight it #"
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"# Oh, oh, I want some more #"
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"Call us."
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"Sweet, but not on your team."
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"Are you okay? You kept making those weird faces the whole song."
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"Those weren't weird faces. Those were my sexy faces."
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"when I have as much sexual appeal and knowledge as a baby penguin?"
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"We'll figure something out."
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"I want to talk to you about something."
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"- The plumbing's different. - Mm-hmm."
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"But when Artie and I are together..."
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"Why?"
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"Because with feelings it's better."
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"Are you kidding? It's better when it doesn't involve feelings."
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"I think it's better when it doesn't involve eye contact."
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"I don't know. I guess I just don't know how I feel about us."
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"Look, let's be clear here."
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"I'm not interested in any labels..."
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"unless it's on something I shoplift."
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"I don't know, Santana."
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"I think we should talk to somebody."
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"Like an adult."
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"This relationship is really confusing for me."
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"Breakfast is confusing for you."
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"Like, what if I have eggs for dinner? Then what is it?"
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"- Those linens are incredible. - I know. Is that Egyptian cotton?"
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"- Why do they keep editing all those vacation and plane stuff? - It classes it up."
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"If I want to see Kim Kardashian being classy, I'll watch E!"
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"- Touch me. - We're not putting any of that stuff in ours."
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"- Well, maybe- - Hey, guys. What's going on?"
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"- Oh, hey, Miss H. Hey, can you help us out? - Uh, yeah."
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"Lauren and I are gonna make a sex tape."
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"So I can get a recording contract."
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"Wow. Okay. Well, first, can I just say that I'm very impressed..."
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"It's easy to be comfortable when you look this good."
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"Are you aware that because you're under 18 years of age..."
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"making and owning a sex tape could make you guilty of child pornography?"
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"Listen, guys, don't take this too hard, all right?"
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"These things just- They never work out well."
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"My sex tape with J.D. Salinger was a disaster."
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"Ladies."
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"So, why are we sitting on the floor?"
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"Welcome to my sacred, sexy, sharing circle."
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"I want to thank you guys for confiding in me, 'cause I know this is tough..."
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"and I want to ask both of you..."
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"if either one of you thinks that you might be a lesbian."
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"I don't know."
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"Yeah. I mean, who knows?"
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"I'm attracted to girls, and I'm attracted to guys."
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"I made out with a mannequin."
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"I even had a sex dream about a shrub..."
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"that was just in the shape of a person."
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"Hmm. Well, we've all been there."
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