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Clips from Mr. Mayor - The Sac (S01E01)

"- We Googled "cute high school field hockey blonde.""
Mr. Mayor
"- From government servers?"
Mr. Mayor
"- Well, when you say it like that..."
Mr. Mayor
"Also, do you know what "squat" means now?"
Mr. Mayor
"Because tangerine seltzer squats,"
Mr. Mayor
"but also somehow, HPV squats."
Mr. Mayor
"- Look, this is all my fault."
Mr. Mayor
"Orly's just acting out"
Mr. Mayor
"because I uprooted her life with this mayor thing."
Mr. Mayor
"I'm working crazy hours."
Mr. Mayor
"I forced her to move into an old house"
Mr. Mayor
"that's outside SUGARFISH's delivery zone."
Mr. Mayor
"I just need to reconnect... on her level."
Mr. Mayor
"And Emma showed me how to do that."
Mr. Mayor
"I am going to go home and have dinner with her tonight."
Mr. Mayor
"- Uh--"
Mr. Mayor
"- I'll be back later. - [sighs]"
Mr. Mayor
"Great work today, Tommy."
Mr. Mayor
"How's that decision memo on SROs coming?"
Mr. Mayor
"- [sighs]"
Mr. Mayor
"I don't wanna go back to being Tommy."
Mr. Mayor
"Emma gets to go to a Glossier pop-up tonight"
Mr. Mayor
"even though there's school tomorrow."
Mr. Mayor
"- [sighs] [door slams]"
Mr. Mayor
"[light jazz music]"
Mr. Mayor
"- So what's Gucci, fam? [chuckles]"
Mr. Mayor
"Any VSCO girls stress you about cheddar?"
Mr. Mayor
"- What? No."
Mr. Mayor
"- Perf."
Mr. Mayor
"- Dad, don't say "perf.""
Mr. Mayor
"- Mmm. TFW."
Mr. Mayor
"That feeling when these tacos squat."
Mr. Mayor
"You up?"
Mr. Mayor
"- Dad, are you okay?"
Mr. Mayor
"What's your middle name?"
Mr. Mayor
"What year do you think this is?"
Mr. Mayor
"- I'm mad fine."
Mr. Mayor
"- That just means you're handsome."
Mr. Mayor
"- Well, I am handsome."
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"Who you texting? - No one."
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"- Look, salt bae,"
Mr. Mayor
"I know I haven't been around as much as you're used to."
Mr. Mayor
"#MayorLife."
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"But you can always tell me anything."
Mr. Mayor
"- I know."
Mr. Mayor
"- I just don't want us to lose our connection."
Mr. Mayor
"We're not basic. We don't have secrets IRL."
Mr. Mayor
"You know, name a more iconic duo."
Mr. Mayor
"I'll wait."
Mr. Mayor
"- Okay, Dad, stop talking like that."
Mr. Mayor
"- Okay."
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"Wanna watch TV together later?"
Mr. Mayor
""Cake Boss" and chill at 10:00?"
Mr. Mayor
"- "And chill" means sex."
Mr. Mayor
"both: Ew. - And I can't tonight."
Mr. Mayor
"Ceviche's coming over to finish our chemistry project."
Mr. Mayor
"We're making a papier-mâché of the element boron,"
Mr. Mayor
"so it's gonna take forever."
Mr. Mayor
"- Okay."
Mr. Mayor
"She lied to me."
Mr. Mayor
"My baby lied to me."
Mr. Mayor
"We know she already finished that science project."
Mr. Mayor
"Where's Mikaela?"
Mr. Mayor
"Has anyone seen my chief of staff?"
Mr. Mayor
"- She went home because of violent cramps."
Mr. Mayor
"She said you would not ask a follow-up."
Mr. Mayor
"- She is correct. Refresh, refresh."
Mr. Mayor
"- No new posts since yesterday."
Mr. Mayor
"- I don't get it. We were connecting."
Mr. Mayor
"and she lied to my face. [cell phone buzzes]"
Mr. Mayor
"- Orly just DM'd Emma."
Mr. Mayor
"- "Mayor working late."
Mr. Mayor
"Gorge Borge at Getty House.""
Mr. Mayor
"What the hell's a Gorge Borge?"
Mr. Mayor
"- According to Urban Dictionary,"
Mr. Mayor
"Gorge Borge, noun,"
Mr. Mayor
"originated in Amsterdam during the 2017 blackout."
Mr. Mayor
"- Dan, car!"
Mr. Mayor
"- It gets grosser!"
Mr. Mayor
"."
Mr. Mayor
"- Nobody move!"
Mr. Mayor
"I read about what's happening here."
Mr. Mayor
"I'm coming in."
Mr. Mayor
"I'm gonna need everyone to put your pants on"
Mr. Mayor
"and take the bread out of the water"
Mr. Mayor
"and stop the Gorge Borge."
Mr. Mayor
"- Hey, guys. Emma's here."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, my God. You look so cute."
Mr. Mayor
"- Mikaela?"
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, please tell me you're not the Gorgemeister."
Mr. Mayor
"- Sir, a Gorge Borge is very not a thing."
Mr. Mayor
"- Ugh, Urban Dictionary is crowdsourced, sir."
Mr. Mayor
"I should have cross-checked it"
Mr. Mayor
"with the comment section on YouTube."
Mr. Mayor
"- Well, what's happening here, then? Wh--"
Mr. Mayor
"- Before you get mad, this was not my idea."
Mr. Mayor
"Orly DM'd me earlier because she was concerned"
Mr. Mayor
"you were having a stroke, so I told her the truth"
Mr. Mayor
"that Emma is hot dogs."
Mr. Mayor
"- Dad, you need to stop spying on me."
Mr. Mayor
"- You need to stop lying to me."
Mr. Mayor
"- I lied about the science project"
Mr. Mayor
"because Ceviche and I wanted to see "Stab Massacre 2.""
Mr. Mayor
"- I think I made it pretty clear"
Mr. Mayor
"I didn't want you doing that."
Mr. Mayor
"And by the way,"
Mr. Mayor
"if you don't like making the tote bags, just tell me."
Mr. Mayor
"- I don't like making the tote bags."
Mr. Mayor
"- Fine. I'll take Emma."
Mr. Mayor
"- [scoffs] I can't wait to grow up"
Mr. Mayor
"and move, like, 24,000 miles away from you."
Mr. Mayor
"- Oh, you mean all the way"
Mr. Mayor
"around the Earth and then right back here?"
Mr. Mayor
"It'll be nice to have you so close."
Mr. Mayor
"[door slams]"
Mr. Mayor
"- Did Mayor Bremer send you here to sabotage me?"
Mr. Mayor
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