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Clips from Mr. Mayor - The Sac (S01E01)

"Does he secretly hate the oil plan?"
Mr. Mayor
"- What? No."
Mr. Mayor
"How could he know we were gonna fall in love?"
Mr. Mayor
"- Oh, good Lord."
Mr. Mayor
"It's 10:00 in the morning, Kwapis."
Mr. Mayor
"- Breakups are emotional, okay?"
Mr. Mayor
"You do not get to tell me what to do."
Mr. Mayor
"We're not together!"
Mr. Mayor
"[light music]"
Mr. Mayor
"- Sorry for my tone last night."
Mr. Mayor
"You're getting older."
Mr. Mayor
"If you wanna go to the movie, go to the movie."
Mr. Mayor
"But pay with your own money."
Mr. Mayor
"- Fine. I will."
Mr. Mayor
"- Although paying with your money is still my money"
Mr. Mayor
"'cause you don't have a job."
Mr. Mayor
"- I can make my own money."
Mr. Mayor
"Ceviche knows a guy who likes to buy"
Mr. Mayor
"used girls' flip-flops on the dark web."
Mr. Mayor
"- Cool."
Mr. Mayor
"Thanks for telling me that."
Mr. Mayor
"- The governor has several events this morning,"
Mr. Mayor
"so he's running a little behind."
Mr. Mayor
"- Okay. I understand."
Mr. Mayor
"We often have the--"
Mr. Mayor
"[dramatic music] - Oh, sorry."
Mr. Mayor
"We have a photo op with some kids later."
Mr. Mayor
"They made the state's largest blueberry pancake"
Mr. Mayor
"to celebrate California agriculture."
Mr. Mayor
"They've got over a thousand blueberries"
Mr. Mayor
"clustered in there."
Mr. Mayor
"- [meekly] Holes."
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"So many holes."
Mr. Mayor
"- Okay, great. The governor's walking."
Mr. Mayor
"I'll have him here in less than a minute."
Mr. Mayor
"- Please."
Mr. Mayor
"The holes."
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"- Banana."
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"Hurry."
Mr. Mayor
"He's coming."
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"- I know what I have to do."
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"[light triumphant music]"
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"- You're disgusting."
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"Thank you."
Mr. Mayor
"- And done."
Mr. Mayor
"- Right this way, Mr. Governor."
Mr. Mayor
"- Mr. Governor, Arpilene Meskimen,"
Mr. Mayor
"deputy mayor of Los Angeles."
Mr. Mayor
"Let's talk about oil."
Mr. Mayor
"- What the hell happened to the big pancake?"
Mr. Mayor
"- What big pancake?"
Mr. Mayor
"- The big pancake."
Mr. Mayor
"- You sound crazy."
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"[knock at door]"
Mr. Mayor
"We are back from the Sac', sir."
Mr. Mayor
"- Couldn't have gone better, Mr. Mayor."
Mr. Mayor
"The governor has asked me to lead"
Mr. Mayor
"a blue-ribbon task force"
Mr. Mayor
"to assess the supportability of the initiative."
Mr. Mayor
"- Oh, okay. And that's good?"
Mr. Mayor
"- It was the best day of my life, sir."
Mr. Mayor
"And Mr. Kwapis proved to be indispensable,"
Mr. Mayor
"a real friend to democracy."
Mr. Mayor
"- And then we went to a train museum."
Mr. Mayor
"- And the thrift store from "Lady Bird.""
Mr. Mayor
"- I bought a used bathing suit."
Mr. Mayor
"- Are you guys close to your parents?"
Mr. Mayor
"- Careful, Mr. Mayor."
Mr. Mayor
"Questions like that will make us all fall in love."
Mr. Mayor
"[laughter]"
Mr. Mayor
"both: Psht!"
Mr. Mayor
"[laughter]"
Mr. Mayor
"- Oh, it's from earlier."
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"- You know, I can't light it on fire..."
Mr. Mayor
"- Oh, they'll never get that on the truck."
Mr. Mayor
"- Hey."
Mr. Mayor
"- Hey."
Mr. Mayor
"How was "Stab Massacre 2"?"
Mr. Mayor
"- Um, it was pretty good."
Mr. Mayor
"I mean, I kinda saw the twist coming."
Mr. Mayor
"Like, obviously, the people in the cage were gonna turn out"
Mr. Mayor
"to be the bodies of the original sisters"
Mr. Mayor
"with new faces sewn on..."
Mr. Mayor
"'cause it's based on "Little Women.""
Mr. Mayor
"- Yeah. Obviously."
Mr. Mayor
"All right, off to bed."
Mr. Mayor
"School night."
Mr. Mayor
"- Actually, do you think I could watch"
Mr. Mayor
""Cake Boss" with you?"
Mr. Mayor
"I kinda need a palate cleanser."
Mr. Mayor
"- So you don't have nightmares?"
Mr. Mayor
"Yeah. Come here."
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"[sighs]"
Mr. Mayor
"- Thanks for letting me go to the movie tonight."
Mr. Mayor
"- Yeah. [indistinct chatter over TV]"
Mr. Mayor
"- They'll never get that cake on the truck."
Mr. Mayor
"- Oh, come on."
Mr. Mayor
"They always get it on the truck at the end."
Mr. Mayor
"- We're gonna actually light the cake on fire but not here."
Mr. Mayor
"- If you could have a dinner party with anyone,"
Mr. Mayor
"living or dead-- - Batman and Batman's parents,"
Mr. Mayor
"just because I feel like Batman would really appreciate that."
Mr. Mayor
"- If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about anything,"
Mr. Mayor
"what would you wanna know?"
Mr. Mayor
"- Where do teachers go during the summer?"
Mr. Mayor
"- What's your death row meal?"
Mr. Mayor
"- Depends what I did. - Your house is on fire."
Mr. Mayor
"If you could only bring one thing out of it,"
Mr. Mayor
"what would it be? - Trick question."
Mr. Mayor
"The fire. Problem solved."
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