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Clips from Mr. Mayor - The Sac (S01E01)

"- That's great, sir."
Mr. Mayor
"- Caswell. Renness."
Mr. Mayor
"We have a budget meeting in two minutes."
Mr. Mayor
"I'm not a writer. Uh, Kyla. No, Kylus."
Mr. Mayor
"- A bunch of girls were making fun of a potato teacher"
Mr. Mayor
"- Great. So Emma."
Mr. Mayor
"on Instagram media,"
Mr. Mayor
"Let's do this."
Mr. Mayor
"but Orly was saying nice things in her postings."
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"- Huh, I follow Orly on Instagram,"
Mr. Mayor
"[camera shutter clicks]"
Mr. Mayor
"and she hasn't posted anything about any teachers."
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"- Really? - Mm."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, I am taking a picture of you."
Mr. Mayor
"- Sir, did you happen to catch the screen name on her post?"
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"By the circle, sir."
Mr. Mayor
"[camera shutter clicks]"
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"- Uh, something with a P. I don't--"
Mr. Mayor
"- Mm, the account she gave me is OrlyBGrammin."
Mr. Mayor
"- My God, it looks like legs."
Mr. Mayor
"I don't know what's real anymore."
Mr. Mayor
"- [gasps] She has a Finsta. - What's a Finsta?"
Mr. Mayor
"- Um, it's just an account that kids make"
Mr. Mayor
"Is "Sports Illustrated" Swimsuit Edition"
Mr. Mayor
"just toilet hot dogs?"
Mr. Mayor
"under a fake name so they can post silly things"
Mr. Mayor
"- So now Emma DMs @PearlSquirrel05,"
Mr. Mayor
"they don't want their parents to see."
Mr. Mayor
"and we wait."
Mr. Mayor
"- I wanna see it. Tell her to let me see it."
Mr. Mayor
"- My world is upside down,"
Mr. Mayor
"- Uh, bad idea, sir. A little separation is healthy."
Mr. Mayor
"and honestly, it's thrilling."
Mr. Mayor
"- Orly and I don't have secrets."
Mr. Mayor
"- And here's your key, ma'am."
Mr. Mayor
"- Jayden, thank you for your conversation in the car."
Mr. Mayor
"You really distracted me from my nerves about tomorrow."
Mr. Mayor
"- You are super welky."
Mr. Mayor
"It was a pleasure breaking ice with you."
Mr. Mayor
"- Bye."
Mr. Mayor
"- Hey."
Mr. Mayor
"You wanna meet up in a little bit,"
Mr. Mayor
"maybe get some dinner"
Mr. Mayor
"and take the "Lady Bird" walking tour?"
Mr. Mayor
"- As long as it's not as scary as the movie."
Mr. Mayor
"Wow. [chuckles]"
Mr. Mayor
"You're not gonna believe it, but just this morning,"
Mr. Mayor
"that lady and I barely knew each other."
Mr. Mayor
"But now I know that her biggest regret in life"
Mr. Mayor
"is that she accidentally clapped"
Mr. Mayor
"when the "Challenger" exploded."
Mr. Mayor
"And it's all because of these icebreakers I downloaded."
Mr. Mayor
"- Where'd you get 'em?"
Mr. Mayor
"I'm always looking for new ways to seem normal."
Mr. Mayor
"- Mm, I just searched "icebreakers,""
Mr. Mayor
"and I found 78Questions.com."
Mr. Mayor
""The 78 questions you ask someone"
Mr. Mayor
"when you want to fall in love.""
Mr. Mayor
"[laughs] Oh, no."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, boy."
Mr. Mayor
"[knock at door]"
Mr. Mayor
"- Hey, hey! You ready to hit the Sac'?"
Mr. Mayor
"- Okay. We need to talk."
Mr. Mayor
"I know that it got heavy in the car,"
Mr. Mayor
"but, ma'am, don't fall in love with me."
Mr. Mayor
"- What? - I just found out"
Mr. Mayor
"that those questions were designed"
Mr. Mayor
"to make people fall in love,"
Mr. Mayor
"and when you shared with me that your ideal man"
Mr. Mayor
"was '80s James Brolin, frankly, I got worried."
Mr. Mayor
"- We are not in love, Mr. Kwapis."
Mr. Mayor
"And you, sir,"
Mr. Mayor
"are no "Amityville Horror" James Brolin."
Mr. Mayor
"- Technically, that's '79, but whatever."
Mr. Mayor
"Cool."
Mr. Mayor
"It's just that I think that we are better off"
Mr. Mayor
"as really good friends."
Mr. Mayor
"- We are not even friends."
Mr. Mayor
"Friends have a shorthand."
Mr. Mayor
"Friends make sacrifices for each other"
Mr. Mayor
"and have a deep understanding."
Mr. Mayor
"I don't think we're understanding each other"
Mr. Mayor
"at all in this moment, do you?"
Mr. Mayor
"- I mean, sure, I could eat."
Mr. Mayor
"."
Mr. Mayor
"- Sir, we're in."
Mr. Mayor
"Orly accepted Emma's request."
Mr. Mayor
"- What are you finding? Vapes?"
Mr. Mayor
"Tattoos?"
Mr. Mayor
"- It's actually mostly just selfies."
Mr. Mayor
"What I'm looking for is red-flag slang in the captions."
Mr. Mayor
"So "smash" means hooking up."
Mr. Mayor
""Dexing" is abusing cough syrup."
Mr. Mayor
""GOW" is "gay on the weekends.""
Mr. Mayor
"Seven 8s in a row is a human centipede."
Mr. Mayor
"- No, what--what's boron? Is that a drug?"
Mr. Mayor
"She says she's finally done with this boron nightmare."
Mr. Mayor
"- I think she's just bragging about finishing"
Mr. Mayor
"her chemistry project early."
Mr. Mayor
"- What's "TFW"? - "That feeling when.""
Mr. Mayor
"- That feeling when your dad drags you to Huntington Gardens"
Mr. Mayor
"for the millionth time."
Mr. Mayor
"But why is it a picture of a sloth giving the middle finger?"
Mr. Mayor
"She loves it when I take her there."
Mr. Mayor
"- Mr. Mayor, I'm sorry about your handyman, but--"
Mr. Mayor
"Wait."
Mr. Mayor
"Why did you slam your laptop shut when I came in?"
Mr. Mayor
"- What? We're studying."
Mr. Mayor
"- Are you on Instagram?"
Mr. Mayor
"- Tommy felt it was important to access"
Mr. Mayor
"Orly's private account for security reasons."
Mr. Mayor
"- So we are Emma, a junior at Marlborough."
Mr. Mayor
"We do orchestra. We're confident but not cocky."
Mr. Mayor
"- You helped the mayor create a fake account"
Mr. Mayor
"impersonating a teenage girl?"
Mr. Mayor
"Where did you get this profile picture?"
Mr. Mayor
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