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Clips from Loki - The Variant (S01E01)

TV Series 2021 –2023 Season 1, Episode 2 50 min ★ 8.2/10 (494,977 ratings) 820 clips
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as if you're the divine arbiters of power in the universe.
"as if you're the divine arbiters of power in the universe."
Loki
LOKI: Infinity Stones?
"LOKI: Infinity Stones?"
Loki
LOKI: I can't go back, can I? MOBIUS: I can't offer you salvation,
"LOKI: I can't go back, can I? MOBIUS: I can't offer you salvation,"
Loki
A fugitive Variant's been killing our Minutemen.
"A fugitive Variant's been killing our Minutemen."
Loki
MOBIUS: The Variant we're hunting is...
"MOBIUS: The Variant we're hunting is..."
Loki
You.
"You."
Loki
CHILD: Make a wish.
"CHILD: Make a wish."
Loki
Hi! What's going on?
"Hi! What's going on?"
Loki
ANNOUNCER: My lords, my ladies, welcome
"ANNOUNCER: My lords, my ladies, welcome"
Loki
Please, settle into your seats for a great battle is about to commence.
"Please, settle into your seats for a great battle is about to commence."
Loki
The prize? Our princess.
"The prize? Our princess."
Loki
Isn't there a white knight Upon a fiery steed?
"Isn't there a white knight Upon a fiery steed?"
Loki
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
"And he's gotta be fresh from the fight"
Loki
I need a hero
"I need a hero"
Loki
(OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
"(OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)"
Loki
Come on, Loki. What is it?
"Come on, Loki. What is it?"
Loki
Right. And that would lead to the destruction of the timeline
"Right. And that would lead to the destruction of the timeline"
Loki
Can you hear me?
"Can you hear me?"
Loki
Are you a recording? Or are you alive?
"Are you a recording? Or are you alive?"
Loki
Oh! Hey! Quit it!
"Oh! Hey! Quit it!"
Loki
Put it down. Gear up.
"Put it down. Gear up."
Loki
Put it on.
"Put it on."
Loki
All signs point to another ambush.
"All signs point to another ambush."
Loki
(SIGHS) Let me see the back of that jacket.
"(SIGHS) Let me see the back of that jacket."
Loki
-That's enough. -Lovely.
"-That's enough. -Lovely."
Loki
We're looking for a Loki.
"We're looking for a Loki."
Loki
A variation of this guy.
"A variation of this guy."
Loki
almost more than any other Variant.
"almost more than any other Variant."
Loki
How?
"How?"
Loki
an exact facsimile of one's own body in its present circumstance,
"an exact facsimile of one's own body in its present circumstance,"
Loki
That's me.
"That's me."
Loki
Well, I'll have my magic back. Is no one concerned about that?
"Well, I'll have my magic back. Is no one concerned about that?"
Loki
You know that we can catch you.
"You know that we can catch you."
Loki
An audience with the Time-Keepers is on the table?
"An audience with the Time-Keepers is on the table?"
Loki
Apex of nexus signature located, ma'am.
"Apex of nexus signature located, ma'am."
Loki
Let me ask you this,
"Let me ask you this,"
Loki
This branch is still changing and growing, so you gotta show up in real time.
"This branch is still changing and growing, so you gotta show up in real time."
Loki
Well, as many as I could stand.
"Well, as many as I could stand."
Loki
allowing time to heal all its wounds.
"allowing time to heal all its wounds."
Loki
Which sounds like a nice way
"Which sounds like a nice way"
Loki
I watched the videos.
"I watched the videos."
Loki
I think you underestimate, actually...
"I think you underestimate, actually..."
Loki
Which is absurd, because my people are, by nature, gullible fools.
"Which is absurd, because my people are, by nature, gullible fools."
Loki
exploited time and time again simply by listening.
"exploited time and time again simply by listening."
Loki
Hold it. Just give him a chance.
"Hold it. Just give him a chance."
Loki
I'm a servant of the Sacred Timeline.
"I'm a servant of the Sacred Timeline."
Loki
(WHISPERS) We'll need to speak to the Time-Keepers at once.
"(WHISPERS) We'll need to speak to the Time-Keepers at once."
Loki
They're in graver danger than we realized.
"They're in graver danger than we realized."
Loki
MOBIUS: Is it just me, or does this office keep getting better and better?
"MOBIUS: Is it just me, or does this office keep getting better and better?"
Loki
Speaking of which, let's talk about the one you just botched.
"Speaking of which, let's talk about the one you just botched."
Loki
(GROANS)
"(GROANS)"
Loki
Sounds like someone else I know.
"Sounds like someone else I know."
Loki
Maybe it's from your other favorite analyst.
"Maybe it's from your other favorite analyst."
Loki
Listen, Ravonna, I'm sorry.
"Listen, Ravonna, I'm sorry."
Loki
methods with this Loki are controversial, but...
"methods with this Loki are controversial, but..."
Loki
Because understanding this Loki helps me get closer
"Because understanding this Loki helps me get closer"
Loki
That is the part he plays on the Sacred Timeline.
"That is the part he plays on the Sacred Timeline."
Loki
Not unless the Time-Keepers decree it.
"Not unless the Time-Keepers decree it."
Loki
The Time-Keepers are monitoring every aspect of this case.
"The Time-Keepers are monitoring every aspect of this case."
Loki
Thank you, R Slayer.
"Thank you, R Slayer."
Loki
He's really arrogant.
"He's really arrogant."
Loki
You're probably wondering what happened out on the mission.
"You're probably wondering what happened out on the mission."
Loki
Now I'm stuck with this guy
"Now I'm stuck with this guy"
Loki
No. I don't care what makes you tick.
"No. I don't care what makes you tick."
Loki
I believed, stupidly,
"I believed, stupidly,"
Loki
I'm ten steps ahead of you.
"I'm ten steps ahead of you."
Loki
A double cross by history's most reliable liar.
"A double cross by history's most reliable liar."
Loki
Work?
"Work?"
Loki
and then, give me your... How do I put it?
"and then, give me your... How do I put it?"
Loki
Your unique Loki perspective.
"Your unique Loki perspective."
Loki
Pretend your life depends on it.
"Pretend your life depends on it."
Loki
Oh, my goodness.
"Oh, my goodness."
Loki
Happy reading.
"Happy reading."
Loki
I found something.
"I found something."
Loki
No, I said, "Don't bother me until you've read all the files."
"No, I said, "Don't bother me until you've read all the files.""
Loki
-I have. -Every file?
"-I have. -Every file?"
Loki
-Yes. -Pertaining to the Variant?
"-Yes. -Pertaining to the Variant?"
Loki
He's hiding in apocalypses.
"He's hiding in apocalypses."
Loki
Yes, very sad.
"Yes, very sad."
Loki
Nexus events
"Nexus events"
Loki
Chaotic alterations of a predetermined outcome.
"Chaotic alterations of a predetermined outcome."
Loki
And I could go down to Asgard
"And I could go down to Asgard"
Loki
and I could do anything I wanted.
"and I could do anything I wanted."
Loki
-Excuse me? -MOBIUS: Oh, God!
"-Excuse me? -MOBIUS: Oh, God!"
Loki
It could be a volcano, a supernova.
"It could be a volcano, a supernova."
Loki
and do whatever he wants, and we wouldn't know!
"and do whatever he wants, and we wouldn't know!"
Loki
(CHUCKLES) Yeah. So you can run away back to your homeland? No.
"(CHUCKLES) Yeah. So you can run away back to your homeland? No."
Loki
I'm not taking you for a stroll along the promenade, much less an apocalypse.
"I'm not taking you for a stroll along the promenade, much less an apocalypse."
Loki
We gotta properly test this theory.
"We gotta properly test this theory."
Loki
You lure me out into the field, and stab me in the back.
"You lure me out into the field, and stab me in the back."
Loki
I love to be right.
"I love to be right."
Loki
-(WHISPERING) Here we go. -Shh, any minute now.
"-(WHISPERING) Here we go. -Shh, any minute now."
Loki
Listen! Okay, we're not meant to be here.
"Listen! Okay, we're not meant to be here."
Loki
Bird noises?
"Bird noises?"
Loki
-(BLEATING) -Go! (YIPPING)
"-(BLEATING) -Go! (YIPPING)"
Loki
For this theory to hold, the disasters have to be
"For this theory to hold, the disasters have to be"
Loki
(SIGHS)
"(SIGHS)"
Loki
By the way, at your desk, that magazine?
"By the way, at your desk, that magazine?"
Loki
Because they're awesome.
"Because they're awesome."
Loki
You ever been on one?
"You ever been on one?"
Loki
No... No.
"No... No."
Loki
-...created the TVA, and everyone in it... -Right.
"-...created the TVA, and everyone in it... -Right."
Loki
-Frost Giants. Listen to yourself... -It's not the same.
"-Frost Giants. Listen to yourself... -It's not the same."
Loki
-It's not the same. -It's exactly the same thing.
"-It's not the same. -It's exactly the same thing."
Loki
Nice, right?
"Nice, right?"
Loki
Scared little boy.
"Scared little boy."
Loki
Yes, it was quite patronizing. I thought it was a bit too far, actually.
"Yes, it was quite patronizing. I thought it was a bit too far, actually."
Loki
Apocalyptic natural disasters and...
"Apocalyptic natural disasters and..."
Loki
Yeah. Grapes, nuts.
"Yeah. Grapes, nuts."
Loki
You're gonna take my job if I'm not careful.
"You're gonna take my job if I'm not careful."
Loki
he can't keep going back and just camping out, over and over.
"he can't keep going back and just camping out, over and over."
Loki
And this is all based on a theory from the Variant
"And this is all based on a theory from the Variant"
Loki
That's what concerns me!
"That's what concerns me!"
Loki
this is where we nail the Variant.
"this is where we nail the Variant."
Loki
Always.
"Always."
Loki
Okay.
"Okay."
Loki
I thought so too.
"I thought so too."
Loki
and who knows, my friend.
"and who knows, my friend."
Loki
-Just in case. -Yeah, don't those feel...
"-Just in case. -Yeah, don't those feel..."
Loki
Gather around for a briefing.
"Gather around for a briefing."
Loki