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Clips from Loki - Glorious Purpose (S01E01)

TV Series 2021 –2023 Season 1, Episode 1 50 min ★ 8.2/10 (494,977 ratings) 688 clips
Adventure Fantasy Action

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Breathe, breathe.
"Breathe, breathe."
Loki
(SPUTTERS)
"(SPUTTERS)"
Loki
And I am burdened with glorious purpose.
"And I am burdened with glorious purpose."
Loki
(IN MONGOLIAN)
"(IN MONGOLIAN)"
Loki
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
"(INDISTINCT CHATTER)"
Loki
Don't touch that.
"Don't touch that."
Loki
Branch is growing at a stable rate and slope.
"Branch is growing at a stable rate and slope."
Loki
Variant identified.
"Variant identified."
Loki
Hands up.
"Hands up."
Loki
Now get out of my way.
"Now get out of my way."
Loki
(DEVICE CLICKING)
"(DEVICE CLICKING)"
Loki
One call and your whole job is privatized.
"One call and your whole job is privatized."
Loki
Oh...
"Oh..."
Loki
MAN: It sounds dumb.
"MAN: It sounds dumb."
Loki
We'll see.
"We'll see."
Loki
Absolutely not.
"Absolutely not."
Loki
(SCREAMS)
"(SCREAMS)"
Loki
(PURRING)
"(PURRING)"
Loki
(DOOR CLOSES)
"(DOOR CLOSES)"
Loki
(HUMMING)
"(HUMMING)"
Loki
Take a ticket.
"Take a ticket."
Loki
Take a ticket.
"Take a ticket."
Loki
(SIGHS)
"(SIGHS)"
Loki
This is a mistake! I shouldn't be here!
"This is a mistake! I shouldn't be here!"
Loki
and it's my job to catch you up before you stand trial for your crimes.
"and it's my job to catch you up before you stand trial for your crimes."
Loki
Now that your actions have left you without a place on the timeline,
"Now that your actions have left you without a place on the timeline,"
Loki
you must stand trial for your offenses.
"you must stand trial for your offenses."
Loki
-For all time. -PEOPLE: Always.
"-For all time. -PEOPLE: Always."
Loki
(SCOFFS)
"(SCOFFS)"
Loki
Don't hesitate to let us know how we're doing.
"Don't hesitate to let us know how we're doing."
Loki
Yeah, stab wounds look consistent with the others.
"Yeah, stab wounds look consistent with the others."
Loki
And reset charge is gone.
"And reset charge is gone."
Loki
(IN ENGLISH) Tap it.
"(IN ENGLISH) Tap it."
Loki
And we're gonna put you back where you belong.
"And we're gonna put you back where you belong."
Loki
(BEEPING)
"(BEEPING)"
Loki
Okay.
"Okay."
Loki
(IN FRENCH)
"(IN FRENCH)"
Loki
(IN ENGLISH) It's okay.
"(IN ENGLISH) It's okay."
Loki
HUNTER U-92: Set a reset charge.
"HUNTER U-92: Set a reset charge."
Loki
(WARBLES)
"(WARBLES)"
Loki
Laufeyson. Variant L1130, AKA Loki Laufeyson,
"Laufeyson. Variant L1130, AKA Loki Laufeyson,"
Loki
This has been a very enjoyable pantomime, but I'd like to go home now.
"This has been a very enjoyable pantomime, but I'd like to go home now."
Loki
Are you guilty or not guilty, sir?
"Are you guilty or not guilty, sir?"
Loki
Dictate the proper flow of time according to their dictations.
"Dictate the proper flow of time according to their dictations."
Loki
(STIFLED LAUGHTER)
"(STIFLED LAUGHTER)"
Loki
Hey! You ridiculous bureaucrats will not dictate how my story ends!
"Hey! You ridiculous bureaucrats will not dictate how my story ends!"
Loki
You have no idea what I'm capable of!
"You have no idea what I'm capable of!"
Loki
I'm gonna burn this place to the ground.
"I'm gonna burn this place to the ground."
Loki
It is, and, unfortunately, so is all the paperwork.
"It is, and, unfortunately, so is all the paperwork."
Loki
This place is a nightmare.
"This place is a nightmare."
Loki
(LOKI SIGHS)
"(LOKI SIGHS)"
Loki
(SIGHS) I don't know. It's hard to say, time passes differently here in the TVA.
"(SIGHS) I don't know. It's hard to say, time passes differently here in the TVA."
Loki
I thought you didn't like to talk.
"I thought you didn't like to talk."
Loki
I live within whatever path I choose.
"I live within whatever path I choose."
Loki
Like myself?
"Like myself?"
Loki
AKA Earth.
"AKA Earth."
Loki
How's that one go?
"How's that one go?"
Loki
(CHUCKLES)
"(CHUCKLES)"
Loki
I am smart.
"I am smart."
Loki
I'll have that drink now.
"I'll have that drink now."
Loki
Oh, yeah, Phil Coulson.
"Oh, yeah, Phil Coulson."
Loki
Of eyeballs, maybe.
"Of eyeballs, maybe."
Loki
(MAN SCREAMS)
"(MAN SCREAMS)"
Loki
MOBIUS: Look at that smile. You are enjoying that.
"MOBIUS: Look at that smile. You are enjoying that."
Loki
(MOBIUS SIGHS)
"(MOBIUS SIGHS)"
Loki
You're really good at doing awful things, and then just getting away.
"You're really good at doing awful things, and then just getting away."
Loki
-Uh, Miss? -Yes, Mr. Cooper?
"-Uh, Miss? -Yes, Mr. Cooper?"
Loki
So that had the Time-Keepers' seal of approval, did it?
"So that had the Time-Keepers' seal of approval, did it?"
Loki
Let's get back to escapes...
"Let's get back to escapes..."
Loki
It's a cruel, elaborate trick conjured by the weak to inspire fear.
"It's a cruel, elaborate trick conjured by the weak to inspire fear."
Loki
A desperate attempt at control.
"A desperate attempt at control."
Loki
-We are. -You're not.
"-We are. -You're not."
Loki
Precisely.
"Precisely."
Loki
and when I do, it'll be because I did it.
"and when I do, it'll be because I did it."
Loki
Not because it was supposed to happen.
"Not because it was supposed to happen."
Loki
Honestly, you're pathetic.
"Honestly, you're pathetic."
Loki
A detour.
"A detour."
Loki
You finished?
"You finished?"
Loki
-(GROANS) -If you hadn't picked up the Tesseract,
"-(GROANS) -If you hadn't picked up the Tesseract,"
Loki
(CHAINS JINGLING)
"(CHAINS JINGLING)"
Loki
Loki.
"Loki."
Loki
What is this?
"What is this?"
Loki
MOBIUS: Not to you.
"MOBIUS: Not to you."
Loki
(LOKI CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
"(LOKI CHUCKLES SOFTLY)"
Loki
MOBIUS: And then the Dark Elves attack the palace,
"MOBIUS: And then the Dark Elves attack the palace,"
Loki
You weren't born to be king, Loki.
"You weren't born to be king, Loki."
Loki
It was just getting good. Spirited.
"It was just getting good. Spirited."
Loki
He should be reset!
"He should be reset!"
Loki
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
"(INDISTINCT CHATTER)"
Loki
Wish I could say I was surprised.
"Wish I could say I was surprised."
Loki
Look, he can't have gotten very far.
"Look, he can't have gotten very far."
Loki
HUNTER B-15: Split up. Prune on sight.
"HUNTER B-15: Split up. Prune on sight."
Loki
No, no pruning, no resetting. He can still help us!
"No, no pruning, no resetting. He can still help us!"
Loki
How do you not know what a fish is?
"How do you not know what a fish is?"
Loki
How do you have these?
"How do you have these?"
Loki
Yeah. Some of the guys use them as paperweights.
"Yeah. Some of the guys use them as paperweights."
Loki
CASEY: Oh, you almost hit me!
"CASEY: Oh, you almost hit me!"
Loki
(GRUNTS)
"(GRUNTS)"
Loki
(GRUNTS)
"(GRUNTS)"
Loki
Maybe you're not so bad after all, brother.
"Maybe you're not so bad after all, brother."
Loki
If you were here, I might even give you a hug.
"If you were here, I might even give you a hug."
Loki
a god.
"a god."
Loki
(WARBLING)
"(WARBLING)"
Loki
HUNTER B-15: What's so funny?
"HUNTER B-15: What's so funny?"
Loki
Glorious purpose.
"Glorious purpose."
Loki
(PANTING)
"(PANTING)"
Loki
Stop...
"Stop..."
Loki
It.
"It."
Loki
Stop it!
"Stop it!"
Loki
St... Stop it...
"St... Stop it..."
Loki
Stop... I... St... Sto... St...
"Stop... I... St... Sto... St..."
Loki
(SIGHS)
"(SIGHS)"
Loki
MOBIUS: Loki?
"MOBIUS: Loki?"
Loki
(SCOFFS)
"(SCOFFS)"
Loki
And you need the God of Mischief to help you stop him?
"And you need the God of Mischief to help you stop him?"
Loki
Why me?
"Why me?"
Loki
I think some jackass found himself a time machine,
"I think some jackass found himself a time machine,"
Loki
Just prune it. Let's bail. Set a charge.
"Just prune it. Let's bail. Set a charge."
Loki
HUNTER U-92: Get down!
"HUNTER U-92: Get down!"
Loki
MISS MINUTES: Thanks for visiting the TVA.
"MISS MINUTES: Thanks for visiting the TVA."
Loki