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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Blind Date (S04E04)

"Oh!"
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"- My veil! - Ugh!"
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"Thank you. And..."
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"You bent it so you could peek at it."
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"Anyone can figure that out."
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"Why don't you close the door?"
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"- What are you doing? - Who invited you?"
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"- Get the hell out of here. - Look at you! You are sick!"
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"I want the other one. Get out!"
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"you sick four-eyed pervert fuck,"
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"you're gonna be fantasizing"
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"about me in this outfit."
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"one of these cordless vacuums!"
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"Hey, Mikey boy!"
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"Yeah? Sorry, I was just listening to music."
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"You know what? You better get a new girlfriend, all right?"
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"that I don't have a girlfriend anymore?"
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"it's hard to fix you up. You're so particular."
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"I would like to be with an attractive woman, yes. What guy wouldn't?"
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"- but she's going out with a blind man. - So?"
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"- She has to wait on hand and foot. - So?"
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"What matters to women is what's on the inside of a fella."
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"Okay, first of all, you've got nothing"
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"blind or sighted, okay?"
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"Be that as it may, it's just not fair"
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"that people get to see her and I don't."
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"It's not fair everybody knows what she looks like except you?"
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"Keep my eyes and ears open. Maybe there's somebody I can fix you up with."
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""I am Max Bialystock,"
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"first producer ever"
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"to do summer stock in the winter."
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"You've all heard of theater-in-the-round."
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"You're looking at the man who invented theater...""
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"Fuck!"
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"There he is. Honey, right here. He's right here."
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"I still can't see out of this side."
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"- Hey. - Hey!"
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"- You okay? - Yeah. Thanks for coming."
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"- I got severe tire damage. - That sucks."
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"- You know those signs? It's true. - Awful."
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"Hang on a second."
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"Wait, just stop. Stop."
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"- No, stop. Don't do anything. - I'm not."
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"You've got to... just stop."
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"Okay, now."
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"Okay."
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"- You okay? - Yeah, my car..."
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"the gate crashed right down on it."
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"We're taking Christine to yoga class and then we'll go to rehearsal, okay?"
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"- Oh, okay, yoghurt. - Hmm?"
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"Is that a prefix, you think, "yo"?"
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"Yo-ga, yo-ghurt."
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"Think that's related... - ghurt, -ga?"
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"They're both healthy things. Yoghurt, yoga."
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"I don't think so."
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"Hey, I thought of some more yos."
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"- Yodel, have you ever yodeled? - Bye, honey."
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"Larry, great seeing you."
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"- Bye, Christine. - Bye, guys."
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"She can't hear you. Why don't you come up front?"
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"Come on up front."
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"I'm not gonna drive you around like a chauffeur. Get in the front seat."
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"You're not driving me around like a chauffeur."
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"We're two minutes from the rehearsal hall."
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"This kind of mentality's what's..."
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"move into the front seat so they don't think they're driving somebody around?"
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"The kind of person that's so insecure that needs to be driven around."
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"Subliminally you're telling me you need me to drive you around."
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"Why do I have to leave my seat, go into the front seat?"
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"Because I asked you to, and it's my car and if it's my car,"
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"- We would have been there already. - Yes, very good!"
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"You can't drive with somebody in the back seat."
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"You're such a baby."
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"I'm saying you're a little baby."
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"Little baby wants a ride? We'll give little baby a ride."
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"- You know what? Baby wants to walk. - No no!"
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"Sorry if I didn't read the rules getting into the car."
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"Here we go, driving Mr. Larry."
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"'Cause I want to take a poll, that makes me a baby?"
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"- No, you know what makes you a baby? - What?"
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"Look at this thing you're walking around with,"
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"# They were helpless #"
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"# Then along came Bialy. #"
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"Good morning!"
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"He's a guest in our house, we should just..."
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"How much longer, by the way?"
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"I don't know, three or four days."
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"I don't know. We'll see. We'll see."
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"All right."
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"Hey, if it's okay with you, I'm taking your car today."
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"I got a meeting with Mel Brooks."
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"You know what? Maybe while you're out, you could get it washed."
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"- Do you mind? - But it's totally clean."
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"- Good morning. - Morning. I got to show you something."
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"- A card trick. - Oh, a card trick, okay."
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"- Okay, you see this deck? One deck. - Yeah."
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"Now you have to tell me when to stop."
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"Stop."
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"Now this..."
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"# Doo-doo, doo-doo #"
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"...is your card - Okay."
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"- I'd like you to shuffle this, please. - All right."
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"Okay, fine, it's all shuffled."
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"Okay, and..."
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"Wow!"
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"- Sorry. - Stewart, how'd you do the trick?"
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"No, magicians don't tell people how they do their tricks."
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"Were you a magician before you knew how to do that trick?"
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"Mmm, not really."
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"Well, who taught you how to do the trick?"
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"A magician."
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"Okay, so you weren't a magician."
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"A magician taught you how to do the trick, right?"
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"- Mmm-hmm, yeah. - Okay, so I'm not a magician."
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"Now you're a magician, so you teach me how to do it."
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"- taught it to you, right? - Yeah."
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"He can tell that I'm a magician."
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"Well, you can tell that I'm a magician."
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"But I'm a magician, just naturally a magician."
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"- But you don't know any tricks. - And you're just not."
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