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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Blind Date (S04E04)

"You know, you should get"
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"- What? - What? I'm talking."
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"Yeah, well, whose fault is it"
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"Not only does she have to be good-looking,"
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"inside of you, okay? Let me just make that clear."
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"Right. It's not fair."
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"- Did you get the corners? - You know what I'll do?"
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"Argh! Argh!"
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"- Hi, Larry. - Hi, Christine, hey."
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"Yeah, come on in."
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"Oh, man."
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"Eh, I'm okay."
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"- Are you serious? - Yeah, why? What's the difference?"
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"- You're a grown man baby. - Are you saying I'm a man-child?"
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"Mr. David, where to now? Where to now, Mr. David?"
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"- You're the baby, Larry. - Oh, I'm the baby?"
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"- a big sack on your back. - It's my knapsack!"
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"# They were hopeless #"
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"- Hey, by the way... - Hey, by the way."
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"Oh, okay."
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"Efficiently and any way possible."
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"this is your card."
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"- Yeah. - How'd you do that?"
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"I'm sorry, I can't tell you."
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"- Well, you're not really a magician. - Oh, yeah, I am."
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"I can't, just 'cause you said I am a magician,"
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"I can't teach you."
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"So why did the magician tell you?"
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"I'd feel that you were naturally a magician."
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"- Are you gonna tell me this trick? - No."
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"Hey, let me ask you something."
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"- You gonna wear a costume? - Of course I'm wearing a costume,"
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"Oh, I almost didn't tell you."
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"You got the energy for that at 11:30 at night?"
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"- Who's she? - A porn star, way hot."
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"You can't control who pops in. She pops in."
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"I tried popping her out. She wouldn't pop out."
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"- What are you using my wife for? - I thought you'd be flattered."
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"- Okay. - All right."
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"Good. How's the adoption coming? Good?"
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"Mel will be with you in just a second."
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"How are you doing?"
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"- You're carrying on like a funeral. - That's what it is to me."
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"- Hey. - Larry, Jeff, come in. Close the door."
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"Do you have any complaints? I mean, how's it going for you?"
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"- You're kidding? - No, we're not. Ben Stiller quit."
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"You know about that? That's painful."
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"- He's showing a stroke... - It was an accident!"
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"- Please. - Mel?"
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"He's a wonderful actor. He's a fantastic actor."
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"I don't think he belongs in musical comedy, frankly."
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"It's gonna work out, it's gonna be fine."
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"So, uh, so you'll work on the toilet paper thing?"
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"Done, done."
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"- Sure, yeah, the guy from "Friends." - Yeah."
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"Mel, Mel, you're making a terrible mistake."
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"- Good, good, all right. - $10."
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"and it's where we all belong."
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"Everybody's seeing I'm putting it in my pocket, okay."
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"Nothing's coming off this."
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"Could you close the door? 'Cause you're spraying it all inside."
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"You're making it a bigger mess than it was."
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"No no, just give me one more minute, okay?"
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"How do you drive around like that?"
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"You know what?"
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"I can't even talk. I have to go to the bathroom so bad I'm dying."
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"but my car ran out of gas,"
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"and I need to use a bathroom."
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"- Why would I let a stranger in? - I'm not really a stranger."
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"I did the "Seinfeld" show, I've done..."
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"Hello, how are you?"
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"I beg you."
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"Oh my God."
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"- Please to come in. - Oh my God."
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"- Oh, okay, I will remember this. - All right."
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"You just did me an enormous favor."
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"- I am very curious. - Really?"
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"I need to get gas for my car."
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"I would be pleased to take you to get gas!"
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"That is unbelievable. My wife left me with no gas."
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"We like to know what women look like,"
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"- We'll get some gas, okay? - Of course."
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"- And I'll tell you all about him. - I cannot wait."
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"No. Oh, you mean the guy that was holding the card."
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"- There was four. - Yeah, he must have gone home."
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"We lied! Yeah, we lied to you!"
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"- I don't mind... - I'm gonna get this drycleaned for you."
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"- No, I don't mind. - Haboos..."
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"So what's her name?"
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"I mean, it's quite amazing when you think about it."
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"- Nobody knows what she looks like okay? - Yeah!"
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"- Nobody. - It's great."
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"You have leveled the playing field for me, Larry."
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"Nobody will ever know what she looks like."
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"- When can we do this? - It just goes to show,"
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"You know, there's no downside here."
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"- No. - Yeah."
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"you know where the card is, and that's..."
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"No, it's not. This is your card."
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"You listen to me, Superman..."
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"- I want that trick. - No can do."
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"I apologize. I can't do anything. You're not a magician."
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"Yeah, it is."
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"- Okay? - Yeah."
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"to watch the ballgame, so be nice to them."
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"- Well, you look good. - Lar..."
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"- Why? - I have my reasons."
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"- You're wrong. - Thank you."
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"Haboos's burka. Just back from the drycleaners."
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"Okay, you ready?"
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"Yeah, I'm a little nervous, but let's give it a shot."
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"- Okay. - Okay."
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"- Hello. - Haboos, hello."
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"- I am indeed. - You're beautiful."
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"Oh, well, I have so few dates,"
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"Fixed your cloak. I got the stains out of the cloak..."
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"Thank you so much, Larry. Thank you."
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"So what shall we do? What shall we do?"
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"Oh, Jeez, um, whatever you like, Haboos."
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"Can't get this thing..."
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